emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/07/2025feeling blessed to have a naturally perfect eyebrow arch 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 013
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 07/05/2025sometimes it's just Judas (Official Music Video) o'clock for several days 000
Reposted by emilyPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 11/04/2025had to do math at work so i ran into a wall and knocked myself out instead 47412
Reposted by emilyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/04/2025the worst part of all this is everything about it 221516215
Reposted by emilyonion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025it’s so cool that no one knows what’s going on or is going to happen with anything 733672359
Reposted by emilySteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 08/04/2025in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each 401183177
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I've been seeing a lot of pro ed shit on my discover page so I'm utilizing the hell outta the block button. Idk who I followed or interacted w but as someone who's recovered from a lifetime of ed's - I don't want to see that, ESPECIALLY bc it's being glorified!!!! 000
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 06/04/2025tw: pet death, non-graphic picture . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . we lost our beloved warrior bunny Usagi yesterday 💔 he fought to the very end, but now he can rest 😔 150
Reposted by emilyChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories. 2032585606907
Reposted by emilyJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold 546286477006
Reposted by emilywherewolf @wherewolf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Trying not to doom scroll this morning but I’m feeling very weary in my bones 1152
Reposted by emilyficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Wow, it’s almost like having everyone put their retirement money into unstable accounts that can be used as play money by the rich is a terrible idea and a scam that corporations use to keep more profits for themselves instead of paying employees’ pensions. How wacky and totally unforeseen. 23810
Reposted by emilyEmma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Also I hope we're all on this same page EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole they were ALL wrongfully deported. I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan' but NO ONE should've been sent there 540274075806
Reposted by emilyThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 03/04/2025My pussy now comes with a 64% tariff 3329565
Reposted by emilyrainy ٠࣪🪐⭑.ᐟ @rainyisbaby.bsky.social · 03/04/2025all uterus havers know is get free drinks, live if the ship goes down, not be drafted, eat hot chip, and lie 019245
Reposted by emilyJason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino. 7955992210257
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in front of a table with a warning sign on it .ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a table with a warning sign on it . 000
Reposted by emily🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 02/04/2025"Biological Bootloader" is what I call your ass while I'm giving it a kicking. 1172
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025oh okay so I'm the april fool for having a kind and trusting heart? for going through life with clear eyes? while you build your throne on deceit and trickery? nay, the April's Fool is thee 010
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I've been dyeing my own hair for 4 years and it will never fail to make me laugh that my mom HATES how nonchalant I am about the result 💀💀💀 010
Reposted by emilyJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang) 825337654
Reposted by emilyBoo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/04/2025I'm operating under the premise that *ANYONE* I encounter who complains about DEI — I will instantly assume you're a bigot who is a little too cutesy to utter an outright slur. Naturally you're happy to ruin the careers of people you deem "too different" but it would be impolite to say it outright. 913218
Reposted by emilythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/04/2025there aren't any words for how much I hate the people doing this. I wish every harm upon them, it is right and just to pray for such harm 20874331742
Reposted by emilyjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025i think signal should only work if your heart is pure. if you're using it to murder people with bombs it should automatically add a random atlantic journalist to your group chat 1080164
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025REN FAIRE THIS WEEKEND!!!!! 🗣️📣📣📣📣 hellyeahhellyeahhellyeah 010
Reposted by emilycult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/04/2025april fooling all by yourself handsome? 0254
Reposted by emilyMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2025brb forming weapons that will prosper against you 0348
Reposted by emilyspooky 🐟 in the circus @mikasalvl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025i love rice smmedia.tenor.comrice my beloved is written on a heart shaped mirrorALT: rice my beloved is written on a heart shaped mirror 37220
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025on the first day of the fourth month, the April Fool awakens... 010
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025a hilarious prank on me of having the worst period ever while I'm recovering from a bartholin cyst so god does have favorites and it's not me 💔 000
emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I got my furchild a new huge, orthopedic bed that's super soft and now she can spread out and it keeps her cool and cozy 🥹 she loves it and I would commit crimes for her 🖤🖤 000
Reposted by emilyMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sorry I haven't responded to you in weeks it's just that I hate everything 1139453