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emily

@horniestghoul.bsky.social
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okc's horniest death metal ghoul fuck fascists 👊🏻 play bass 👾 do witchcraft 🔮

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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
feeling blessed to have a naturally perfect eyebrow arch 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
sometimes it's just Judas (Official Music Video) o'clock for several days
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
master sword tattoo currently underway 😍
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm tired, shovel dirt on me
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
had to do math at work so i ran into a wall and knocked myself out instead
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
the worst part of all this is everything about it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
it’s so cool that no one knows what’s going on or is going to happen with anything
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each
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Meebadd @greyboar.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
HANK TOUGH!!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Two stills from the television show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The first showing Dee speaking to Mac Charlie and Dennis though Mac and Dennis are offscreen and only the back of Charlie's head is visible. The text reads "how do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them?"The second shows a reverse angle with Mac Charlie and Dennis responding to Dee who is mostly off camera. Text reads 
"They're--
The economy is in shambles."
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I've been seeing a lot of pro ed shit on my discover page so I'm utilizing the hell outta the block button. Idk who I followed or interacted w but as someone who's recovered from a lifetime of ed's - I don't want to see that, ESPECIALLY bc it's being glorified!!!!
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
tw: pet death, non-graphic picture . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . we lost our beloved warrior bunny Usagi yesterday 💔 he fought to the very end, but now he can rest 😔
our sweet cow colored bunbun asleep in a bed of hay
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
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wherewolf @wherewolf.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trying not to doom scroll this morning but I’m feeling very weary in my bones
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Wow, it’s almost like having everyone put their retirement money into unstable accounts that can be used as play money by the rich is a terrible idea and a scam that corporations use to keep more profits for themselves instead of paying employees’ pensions. How wacky and totally unforeseen.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Also I hope we're all on this same page EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole they were ALL wrongfully deported. I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan' but NO ONE should've been sent there
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
what does he want
Bronze hand sculpture with a weird face on the palm
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My pussy now comes with a 64% tariff
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rainy ٠࣪🪐⭑.ᐟ @rainyisbaby.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
all uterus havers know is get free drinks, live if the ship goes down, not be drafted, eat hot chip, and lie
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 03/04/2025
girl who is oh so sleepy
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Jason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is standing in front of a table with a warning sign on it .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a table with a warning sign on it .
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Biological Bootloader" is what I call your ass while I'm giving it a kicking.
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
oh okay so I'm the april fool for having a kind and trusting heart? for going through life with clear eyes? while you build your throne on deceit and trickery? nay, the April's Fool is thee
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I've been dyeing my own hair for 4 years and it will never fail to make me laugh that my mom HATES how nonchalant I am about the result 💀💀💀
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor (15 minute long raucous standing ovation) Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
oh shit, he filibussin
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/04/2025
I'm operating under the premise that *ANYONE* I encounter who complains about DEI — I will instantly assume you're a bigot who is a little too cutesy to utter an outright slur. Naturally you're happy to ruin the careers of people you deem "too different" but it would be impolite to say it outright.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
there aren't any words for how much I hate the people doing this. I wish every harm upon them, it is right and just to pray for such harm
screenshot from a news item about the cuts being undertaken in services: "Mr. Kennedy is also eliminating entire but lesser known parrts of his department, such as the Administration for Community Living, which supports programs that help older Americans and people with disabilities live independently. Advocates for disability rights say the cuts could deprive the most vulnerable Americans of housing, personal care and other services."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i think signal should only work if your heart is pure. if you're using it to murder people with bombs it should automatically add a random atlantic journalist to your group chat
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
REN FAIRE THIS WEEKEND!!!!! 🗣️📣📣📣📣 hellyeahhellyeahhellyeah
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 01/04/2025
april fooling all by yourself handsome?
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I got that gob in me
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 01/04/2025
People are mad at slime golem
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
brb forming weapons that will prosper against you
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spooky 🐟 in the circus @mikasalvl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i love rice sm
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rice my beloved is written on a heart shaped mirror
ALT: rice my beloved is written on a heart shaped mirror
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
on the first day of the fourth month, the April Fool awakens...
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
a hilarious prank on me of having the worst period ever while I'm recovering from a bartholin cyst so god does have favorites and it's not me 💔
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emily @horniestghoul.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I got my furchild a new huge, orthopedic bed that's super soft and now she can spread out and it keeps her cool and cozy 🥹 she loves it and I would commit crimes for her 🖤🖤
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Sorry I haven't responded to you in weeks it's just that I hate everything
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