Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Bacon egg & cheese w jalapeños on homemade focaccia 2341
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Everyone follow my IRL homie @woketrash.bsky.social great person great chef almost blew his hand off with a firecracker when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl 💯🫡 2120
Reposted by Justin🦩BoldajiJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 17/05/2023This site needs a drafts folder so I can write things like “Kanye dress like sandar bullock in demotion man” & store it there for 5 years 415316
Reposted by Justin🦩Boldajireszin.bsky.social @reszin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The world would be a better place if more 6 year olds watched Coming to America frfr 1283
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 24/10/2025We watched Coming to America last night and this was the hat my 6 year old picked for school today 8381
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 21/10/2025In the morning your dog dies and in the evening your baseball team loses game 7 of the ALCS after having a 2-0 series lead 2310
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Rest in peace my first baby Mickey. Have never loved a dog so much in my life❤️ 121340
Reposted by Justin🦩BoldajiKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2025cmon man, Astros fans can’t read 1239456
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Joel and Ethan Coen are like Wilbur and Eliza Swain from Vonnegut’s Slapstick 060
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Kabab dinner and Predator (1987) on our porch 2880
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 19/08/2025My two GamePro magazine fan art appearances from 1994 and 1996 4252
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul James Cameron in 1985: what if someone duct taped two guns together and fought a giant alien 1228327
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Learning how to paraglide for comedic purposes 1340
Reposted by Justin🦩BoldajiBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I go over to Twitter and people have been yelling at @justinboldaji.bsky.social for four days straight. 141
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Hakeem Jeffries reminds me of the Moonlight Man from Gerald’s Game (2017) 2483
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 14/07/2025This is genuinely the news every day 36102912101
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 11/07/2025(Watching the M’s get swept by the Yankees in the bottom of the 10th after leading 5-3 in the 9th) you know 9/11 wasn’t all that bad 2110
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This is brutal. You gotta delete your account after this 1451
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 09/07/2025More men should go to therapy (eating mushrooms and watching Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life) 1262
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Blocking lots of clowns who don’t know what the Maillard effect is 10952
Reposted by Justin🦩BoldajiBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2025People stranded on a desert island will waste time making SOS signs out of clam shells instead of starting a successful business 503722341
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Older white woman at Walgreens wearing an “Octavia Butler Tried To Warn Us” shirt getting mad at the black woman who works there because the line was taking too long lol 1593
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 05/07/2025When my 6 year old tells me about a new obby he played in Roblox 0201
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 05/07/2025When my wife hits me with all the complicated work drama the second she gets home 1304
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 04/07/2025One of my favorite videos from 2 years ago. Was in complete control at all times 0240
