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Maddie Machine

@theuglymachine.bsky.social
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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Comms closed for a little bit :) Support my work at ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6h
Big Sword
Me holding a very hot sword
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Walking out into the first day of October like
A 12½' tall metal demon
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h
What's the hottest thing you've held between *your* thighs?
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6h
Big Sword
Me holding a very hot sword
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 13h
survive the day and it might be another Big Sword night
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 14h
Now that my now 18 year old scooter has been converted to lithium I'm scooting around more and it's so nice to just go for a short ride midday. I can't walk well these days so being able to get some air and see the campus again is just wonderful.
A little electric scooter
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19h
Sydney Losstarot
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey remember this person who isn't in your life anymore? We made you a slideshow of them with ukulele and toy piano music behind it. Enjoy! -my photos app
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dad gave me a big box of my old stuff, including a big shoebox filled with Nintendo cartridges :0
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The day I stop protecting my students is the day I stop breathing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter with a herd of cows
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing says love like a home packed lunch ❤️ #blessed
A bag with a single pill in it
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for work
An old road so foggy you can't see the end of it
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real life giallo girl @churchgrim.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/09/2026
it’s a wargame that’s like what if mech pilots killed people for money instead of clicker training
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It's got Lore but knowing it would end you
The Black Thorn Chime, several iron thorny sprigs holding bells, just floating in my shop
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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
severing ties #art
Small sketchbook painting of a brown eye looking upward with a light source coming from our left. Her iris is being pulled up and flows past her lid to turn into black smoke trailing to the top of the page. The skin is painted in cloudy layers of a pinky peach tone, with some greens around the edges
Painted in watercolor, colored pencil, and gouacheSmall sketchbook painting of a very tired brown eye being smudged across the page. The skin is very warm and pink around the center, with pops of green and blue around the edges. The lower eyelid is being dragged down to show the fleshy interior, but the brown iris is smudged over it. The eyebrow is also lightly distorted. The smudges are directed in sharp, straight lines to the bottom right of the page
Painted in watercolor and colored pencil, with some gouache
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Jessie🌈 @atropius.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
released #art
A sketchbook page depicting a single eye lit dramatically from below. It is painted in many soft layers of color, from deep reds and purple to peach and blue-greens. The brown iris is being dragged vertically up the page, starting from the highlight. It's meant to mimick and morph into the direction of the light below but is only kind of successful
Painted in watercolor, colored pencil, and gouache
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Thinking about knife shapes
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
to ribbons
A knife with a curled twisted handle sits on a black surface, if face is very reflective
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It's complicated, ok?
A knife with a twisted full tang handle that forks at the end
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would rather be back in bed, sick, getting asked all day if I had games on my phone than be at work today
Vesper coming to annoy me yet again
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will throw it back with the solemnity and respect your station demands or i will have you court-martialed
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Equipping my Oafsblood talisman for protection
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need more sigils and wards tattooed on me. need to keep this husk together
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I see another email I will howl like an ape
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's the only thing keeping me going today
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the most tired anyone has ever been
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was supposed to receive an award for Most Greasiest but it keeps slipping out of my hands
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sigils and totems of your gods won't work here, but it's alright. you can borrow mine.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk maybe write good songs if you want people to hear them
"Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley does not feature a key change; it stays in a single key
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think a lot of what's wrong with me could be fixed if I had a large tree growing through my house
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's with Baja blast if you can believe it
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to make 2000 apple turnovers but I'm sleepy
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Gently touching the rim of a stone well, the still water reflecting my sad eyes back to me "This baby can fit so much ennui in it" I whisper to the ebbing twilight
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vesper the dog is a huge critic of my throat singing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone is posting their hobbies as the ur-example, but submitting my own as the worst: knifemaking
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🧿 bird sorcerer 🧿 @weirdoqueen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm officially Available For Hire! Hit me up if you need a site reliability/devops/infrastructure engineer with 10 years' experience, or if you need something illustrated. I'm currently taking commissions on a case by case basis. Otherwise, please share my work when it shows up in your feed!
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When it was invite only you could run out of posts to read and then close the app and go to bed
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always thought it was the chicken soup that makes me feel better but turns out its the ritual bird sacrifice
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Getting old and sick looks bad so I'm not going to do that. I'm going to remain perfectly healthy and fit my entire life until I die suddenly and instantly mid backflip
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
step 1: fall in love
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A position has also opened up for a person to leave the room as someone else enters and as you pass you say "we're doing all we can, but ..." And then just keep going
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My other dog Vesper, however, is pushing boundaries while I'm down
Vesper on the table. A message from my partner reads "I looked up from chopping apples and there she was"
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My faithful beautiful boy Chapter has been keeping me warm all day in bed while I'm sick. He refuses to leave my side
Chapter the dog laying on me
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am so sick. Please leave offerings of soup and gatorade
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh. Just went thru a lesser silent hill adventure. weird monsters, puzzles, NPCs that represent me in my many aspects, hazy memories and lingering self doubt, all because I forgot to wheel the bins out on garbage day. I'm fine now.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need to be buried in blankets and dogs and beautiful women, I need to be snuggled so badly
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Save me, ume kombu tea
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
𝕷 𝖀 𝖁 𝕽 𝕲 𝖀 𝕽 𝕷
a woman with a wolf skull for a head. she's wearing stockings, a garter belt, and a g-string and posing with a spear. 🔪💜
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
if Griffith fell in love with me instead of Guts things would have gone different (two Femtos)
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