Reposted by Holly Molly Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2024The year is 2148, the US President is ChatGPT 9001. A suspended animation capsule begins to hum. Transparent lid slowly opens. A human form emerges. It says 1018621
Reposted by Holly MollyAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews. 391309767718
Reposted by Holly MollyFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026CAPTAIN KIRK: our mission is to explore space for five years ALIEN FROM A PLANET WITH 3 SUNS: five what 09916
Reposted by Holly MollyBrandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someone else said it for him. Love him. Miss him. 660246465564
Reposted by Holly Mollyamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor 1464571
Reposted by Holly MollyMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 982101612399
Reposted by Holly MollyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/08/2026Watching Prime Minister Carney discussing the breakdown of the Canada-US trade deal at a press conference and just really appreciating living in a country where the leader can speak coherently and knowledgeably about what is actually happening. 1845978883
Reposted by Holly Mollywes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom. 132345631
Reposted by Holly MollyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/04/2026White House press secretary: "shots will be fired." 61794240
Reposted by Holly MollyDaily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Stephen Colbert remains the only person to have killed at a WHCA Dinner. 2528954
Reposted by Holly Mollyborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I’ll just say it now: Pam Bondi did not kill herself 1466
Reposted by Holly MollyJohn Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I don’t know what you nerds are complaining about, I’m spending the afternoon in a park. Super relaxing! 730454
Reposted by Holly MollyEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. 331621202
Reposted by Holly MollyJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026IF YOU BITE AN ICE AGENT YOU'RE STILL GONNA TURN. BITING RULES APPLY BOTH WAYS. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU "THINK YOU" DIDN'T SWALLOW ANY BLOOD FROM THE INFECTED. Has no one seen a zombie movie or wtf 29611
Reposted by Holly MollyRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!” 9258381093
Reposted by Holly Mollyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall 319186162416
Reposted by Holly MollyAmanda DeLong | BAD Stitch @badstitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Are you depressed? Feeling down about the world? Then get a corgi! They'll keep you so busy, you won't have time to be sad! Pictured: Sir Winston Snugglebottom, Esquire. #corgi #bestdoggo #realestateattorney 621410
Reposted by Holly MollyEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 07/10/2025AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0323
Reposted by Holly Mollyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2025So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan: 232113354
Reposted by Holly MollyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Why stop at company mergers? Billionaires could merge too. Instead of three guys, there could be just a BeZuckerMusk 3739855
Reposted by Holly MollyRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2025President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV. 1202712408
Reposted by Holly MollyScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 20/09/2025some kid outside has been having some sort meltdown for at least 5 minutes now and I get it let it out, lil fren 5522
Reposted by Holly MollySophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 16/09/2025The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies. 221709678
Reposted by Holly MollyThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campustheonion.comWitnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School CampusOREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad... 433257775068
Reposted by Holly Mollychelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/09/2025PSA you need to treat bluesky as if it were permanent. always. every post you make goes out to the public firehose and it is probably captured by someone somewhere. the delete button doesn't do what you think it does. every day is shut the fuck up friday, besties 💜 9943247
Reposted by Holly MollyChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data. 15896659014556
Holly Molly @holly-molly.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I'm back. Oh, and btw I kicked cancer's ass! De retour d'une pause, et pendant ce temps-là, (mine de rien), j'ai botté le cul au cancer! 120
Reposted by Holly MollyJP Serra 🇨🇦 @jpontherun.bsky.social · 11/03/2025How it started: We don’t need anything from Canada! How it’s going: • Wait, they’re our main source of aluminum? • Oil too? Seriously? • Potash? So farms need that? • They spend billions in tourism? • They make American cars? • My house is basically Canadian? • WTF, we rely on them for electricity? 311130365
Reposted by Holly MollyRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/03/2025just put tariffs on fentanyl, stupid 291225116
Reposted by Holly MollyAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Spotted somewhere in Calgary, Canada. “There is no enemy like a friend betrayed” 16682741905
Holly Molly @holly-molly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025He got it wrong, it's Mexico that has been taken over by Canadian CartEhls. 020
Reposted by Holly MollyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits 338101251153
Reposted by Holly MollyRoxie's Mom @andrea500.bsky.social · 05/03/2025What are some Canadian spirits (or other Canadian made beverages) that you enjoy? Now that I'm starting down the all things Canadian rabbit hole I'm looking for recommendations from locals. 421
Reposted by Holly MollyHolly Molly @holly-molly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Fook around and find oot. 41153
Reposted by Holly MollyTinman of Oilberta @frostyab.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Even nature is starting to join the fight! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caPhotographer who snapped fight between a bald eagle and Canada goose calls it 'very symbolic' | CBC NewsA bald eagle may have thought it spotted an easy lunch in a Canada goose sitting on an icy bay in Burlington, Ont., but according to Mervyn Sequeira — who watched and photographed a 20-minute battle b... 3267
Reposted by Holly MollyThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 05/03/2025This is my son,Tariff 37624
Reposted by Holly MollyDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 05/03/2025In the event of an emergency, good fucking luck. 221766
Reposted by Holly Molly👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 05/03/2025this is the meanest thing i’ve ever said on this site 3282
Holly Molly @holly-molly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Whomp there it is! "TrUdEaU iS a DicTaToR" in 3, 2, 1 011