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Mat G

@gienieczko.com
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per aspera ad absurdum Programmer (he/him), PhD student at Technische Universität München (Database Systems). On Soros' payroll. Nazi punks: fuck off! Opinions distributed free of charge under the MIT license. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟 gienieczko.com

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 17h
The part of widespread internet culture that I identify with the least is the jokes of the form "but 1998 was two years ago" or "wdym people born in 2008 go to college now" like how are you constantly beffudled by the linear passage of time. I don't get it.
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 28/09/2026
Generational response
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 28/09/2026
So many software engineering bloggers I used to respect became AI bros, and even if I didn't have visceral disgust towards LLMs it's insane how *everything* they talk about now is AI nonsense. Gone are discussions of good SE practices, it's all "look at what Claudius v6.7 MagnaCarta 11o Mini did!"
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 28/09/2026
Brother, where's Finn 💀
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 28/09/2026
Yelling at everyone who never played Minecraft (#1 best seller for years!) that they shouldn't have political opinions because they're out of touch with the mainstream
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 27/09/2026
I think this writer has not discovered the wonder of noise-cancelling earphones in your ears 24/7 which allows you to experience the world with 0 (zero) exposure to music you don't actively want to listen to
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 26/09/2026
Gamergate Odium Party
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 26/09/2026
Jesus Christ to these two specifically
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 25/09/2026
As the future generations completely atrophy all of their learning skills and our education systems get reshaped into whatever the fuck this is, I would like to congratulate Silicon Valley for finally finding the Great Filter
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 25/09/2026
And the one you could reasonably argue against is the "hr can be put down", not the owner's personal responsibility!
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 25/09/2026
Trying to achieve something in C++ after having been immersed in the Rust ecosystem for the past few years is *wild*. Incredibly broken build systems, obscure linker errors from three CMakes deep, documentation snippets that don't compile, no info on which class is declared in which header...
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 24/09/2026
"Lobsters are not homosexual"
Crying Jordan "Bozo" Peterson
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 24/09/2026
It's actually quite nice that Elon Musk's dad named him with a fake name so we don't have to waste another good one, like we did with Adolph
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Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get really annoyed seeing so many people say "Since everyone uses AI to write papers..." or "Referee reports now are just written by AI..." Look: Everything I have written has, for better or worse, been my own writing. Don't project your cynical expectations on my work. Seriously, screw gen-AI.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 24/09/2026
> It's the most hyped set ever. Why did they make so much? It's truly amazing how a human brain can undergo a full factory reset in between two sentences. Brother used one half of his brain for the first, the other for the second, and they never communicated.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/09/2026
I'm going to correct everyone who doesn't call it super intelligence from now on. This is going to rule
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 22/09/2026
Wait, what? The paragon of male virtues, Clavicular? Who – I've just learnt – is named Braden?? Inappropriate towards women??? Completely out of character, he was such a nice young man!
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 21/09/2026
People rightfully make fun of, well, all of this, but I'd like to point out the "SCOTLAND" bit cause it reads like "obviously someone in faraway backwards hills of Scotland would have no idea how anything works"
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Take, for instance, migration. It is in my opinion a disaster that it is becoming rarer and rarer for someone to just stand up and say that fundamentally they believe in sheltering the wretched of the Earth, that it is a duty we have to each other because of our common humanity.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 21/09/2026
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

(The picture from Memento but the cat is photoshopped instead of Teddy)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 20/09/2026
I think in German we'd call this ein Lolundlmaomoment
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 19/09/2026
The problem with "we should move to the centre" is that if in 2026 you don't associate the right wing with ontological evil I don't believe you should be allowed to leave home without supervision
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 19/09/2026
Really reminds me of the eternal "you don't even know how they work" when Americans argue about gun control.
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Average winter enjoyer @momo3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The purpose of academia is not to train the workforce.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 18/09/2026
There is a real chance that returning to Poland might become the only rational choice I'll be able to make in a few years when I finish my PhD and it's suicidal thoughts level of terrifying
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 18/09/2026
Talks about petrol prices are really like from another dimension. Even if someone cites it in normal units like euro per litre I'm like, okay, is that a lot? How much can a gallon cost, $10? An alien could be complaining about proton fuel for their spaceship and it'd be equally understandable
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Verse @verselynx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love you leopardus tilcayo
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 18/09/2026
"An elected representative to the parliament is a small business" is the kind of crazy I'd expect from the "corporations are people" country lol
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 17/09/2026
𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝟮: 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 We are proud to present 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝟮.𝟭, the next iteration of our peer review product. Our changes should ensure a more balanced experience and improve performance across the board. Read on for detailed patch notes!
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
they're all different facets of lowtax. one is resentfully mysogynistic. one keeps well-actuallying while actually being incredibly wrong. one is dumb as bricks. it's like his soul was shattered and each shard reincarnated into a different bay area bottom feeder and they all found each other again.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 16/09/2026
xD lol ahahahahah
Round 1 and Round 2 extremely optimistically in BAHRAIN AND SAUDI ARABIA xD
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 15/09/2026
It breaks my brain how many actual adults not only consider anyone born in a different country than them a second-class citizen, but also they are *baffled* that someone wouldn't think that. Off-the-charts levels of xenophobia being the sensible default position to them
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trans rights or else
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Miss Melancholy @villyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gotta bring this energy
Colin Dellow @cldellow • 19h
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/09/2026
“but the candidates have been decided already!” The election hasn’t. It’s in two months. They can change their stance TODAY. They can stand up today and say “I was wrong and I’m going to support trans folk now”. They can just do that.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/09/2026
this is really fucking easy
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/09/2026
"why won't you vote for the left candidate who just doesn't support trans folk?" because a person who doesn't support trans folk isn't on the left. next question
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 14/09/2026
I am beginning to think that Jimmy B genuinely believes he's like... A force of good in the world? And that's *horrifying*.
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 13/09/2026
How did we actually so comprehensively lost on immigration. Like, I know my racist uncle has always been like this, but how did it happen that every politician turns into my racist uncle the moment they speak about immigrants now
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 13/09/2026
That’s part of why this is so frustrating - liberals want the *credit* for being trans inclusive while saying and doing transphobic things because they have it in their head that they’re the “good guys” so any action they take is good.
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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You need really big hands for that.
Jack off the coast of Chile
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 12/09/2026
This whole discussion is really weird cause like, either a) he actually believes what he says, in which case he's a transphobic piece of shit and fuck him, or b) he doesn't and just says it to get elected, in which case he's a lying piece of shit and fuck him
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
me replying

happy 9/11
make a wish
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Dara O'Reilly @daraor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, I didn't see it coming, but welcome to Óglaigh na hÉireann, Vol. Trump. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
theguardian.com
Trump says he would ‘love’ to see unified Ireland and ‘it may as well happen now’ as he visits Dublin – live
US president is meeting politicians and business leaders – and playing golf – during two-day trip to Ireland
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Mat G @gienieczko.com · 11/09/2026
Shooting a full season of the Sopranos was like 3 months, I'm pretty sure it didn't become impossible to do so since
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