Reposted by hogoswampSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/04/2025The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door changes Mario's sleep timers, which inadvertently buffs Luigi's ability to bore people to sleep. Before, listening to him was 2.6 times more boring than doing nothing; in the remake, it is 6.46 times more boring. 2844901130 0
Reposted by hogoswampjonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Some folks would rather “preorder” their “sin”-tendo when tbey should be “switch”-ing “2” jesus 7849 0
Reposted by hogoswampPosting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Creative ideas do not belong to you alone. They come from a large machine in the desert that beams them straight to your skull 730436 0
Reposted by hogoswampj @dyke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025legally changing my name to "your honor" a week before my trial 0548 0
Reposted by hogoswampNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Is squeaky wheel. Doesn't get the Greese - Bad Luck Brian 😂 31004 0
Reposted by hogoswampNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/04/2025(forgetting my lines on stage but drawing on my extensive improv background) Get ahold of yourself Uncle Vanya!! Nasty son of a bitch! (Slapping him like in the movie Airplane!) Nasty!! Oh You nasty huh!! Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop) 529023 0
Reposted by hogoswampNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/04/2025She’s looking for aliens but she forgot 311314 0
Reposted by hogoswampProf Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 16/04/2025My husband has taught human reproduction and development to the Cambridge medics for over three decades. When people start banging on about "only two biological sexes" he starts with "which sex: genetic, hormonal, or gonadal"? Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...scientificamerican.comSex Redefined: The Idea of 2 Sexes Is Overly SimplisticBiologists now think there is a larger spectrum than just binary female and male 228101173882 0
Reposted by hogoswampCrisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 16/04/2025Oh hey look it’s Daisy, hi Daisy!!1! 221555208 0
Reposted by hogoswampBella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 16/04/2025The term covert narcissist was a huge win for anyone with an enemy who they needed to discredit, cause then it's like, everyone can feel suspicious about them being sad or ashamed. And love bombing is great because then ppl won't believe them when they're nice either 1397 0
Reposted by hogoswampgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 15/04/2025New frog priest has been swimming backstroke in the temple fountains every day since he was ordained. Do some fucking work. 48614 0
Reposted by hogoswampupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i think god should kill you if you go to space 1732041 0
Reposted by hogoswampCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 15/04/2025(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind 334006680 0
Reposted by hogoswampRAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Pleasant surprise 182288287 0
Reposted by hogoswampmara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I dont really worry about the tiny guided missiles that target me whenever I step outside anymore because I have a bunch of crap that floats around me and electronic countermeasures too 36614 0
Reposted by hogoswampwint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died 437673874 0
Reposted by hogoswampNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025(forgetting what i was going to say 30 seconds ago and not being able to remember) Oh well who cares What's the fucking point anyway to anything. (Remembering a fact I read 4 days ago about beetles) Life is lowkey Symphonic. 231549 0
Reposted by hogoswampderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025This looks like an interesting texture for driving my car into 216910 0
Reposted by hogoswampBerwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2025(Trying to impress the blue haired girl who works at the gas station) Five thousand dollars on pump eight, please 317928 0
Reposted by hogoswampTelephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Eve: wtf are you doing? Adam: It's called sex. I invented it 07217 0
Reposted by hogoswampfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/03/20253-year-old niece: is 8 the number after 7 or the number before 9? me: (can't remember) it depends. 19812 0
Reposted by hogoswampewak @artsywak.bsky.social · 09/01/2025cartooning the roster of sf6, starting with Juri 111272269 0
Reposted by hogoswampkeb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025taking your phone and texting people you haven't spoken to in years "You must know I've becoume quite Strange. Not unlike a Beast" 39517 0
Reposted by hogoswampmuscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 05/12/2024rally round the family. with a pasta full of shells. hi, tom morello here for velveeta shells + cheese 214221 0
Reposted by hogoswampPosting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Acting is dope. So you pretended all that ? 011818 0
Reposted by hogoswampwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Marty McFly traveling back 30 years to 1995 and shooting Biff right in the fucking head immediately 225811 0
Reposted by hogoswamp🎃🎃PONΔRΔ🎃🎃 ~ COMMISSIONS OPEN! @ponara.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Magik bread, or something my part of a trade I did with @crimsonsol.bsky.social! - #magik #marvelrivals #brart 532987 0
Reposted by hogoswamp𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Exactly one year ago, 25 year old US Airman Aaron Bushnell took his own life by self-immolation in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington DC. Rest in Power, brother. I didnt know you in life, but I will never stop thinking about the strength, resolve, and compassion you showed in death 4915260 0
Reposted by hogoswampchel✨ @chelfaust.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I really did try to use a box with a stick and string to catch wild rabbits when I was a kid 3324 0
Reposted by hogoswampDusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025caaaaaat. gouache on paper 141622342 0
Reposted by hogoswampBerwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 20/02/2025As a man who has never interacted with a horse I’m quite confident I could calm a wild stallion with nothing but a touch and some gentle words 110713 0
Reposted by hogoswampNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025(stepping over a skeleton) Scuse me player. (accidentally kicking guy who is half melted) My bad pimp. On ur 6. (Sitting down next to irradiated ghoul) (patting him on the back and his arm falls off) Whatsup slime 013317 0
Reposted by hogoswampclare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed every day since i was 11 629965 0
Reposted by hogoswampmaddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 17/02/2025the Red XIII mobile 🙂↕️ 131174316 0
