Reposted by Hoctormave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store 13301708
Reposted by HoctorTarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pulling out a pack of flutes taking one out and playing an autumn morning’s melody then stomping the flute out on the ground. 1467
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[dog world] DRIVE THRU: may I take your order DOG: *snickering* got any uphuman 29516
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ME: your mom sent you a letter LOU: read it to me ME: “To my Lou…” LOU: skip that part 05513
Reposted by HoctorYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/10/20261. Tonight at Gillette Stadium, Zach Bryan, one of the biggest country music artists in the world, wore a Free Palestine shirt onstage. Gillette Stadium is owned by Robert Kraft, who pushed Ed Sheeran and his promoter to drop Macklemore from his tour. Bryan isn’t just a major country artist. 15658081396
Reposted by HoctorMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171821970
Reposted by Hoctorbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess 142181
Reposted by Hoctormolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption 7459106
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MICK JAGGER: can i gather you ELISABETH MOSS: no 23910
Reposted by Hoctorgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible. 4622161311
Reposted by HoctorMichael Murphy @mmurphycreates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“In dreams and future memories” Exploring more semi representational& organic form in my work. The process of being part of the world but not “of the world” is a dichotomy that most people experience. A half remembered dream, cultural myths, a memory. #visualartist #creativity 021
Reposted by HoctorSeána @grantsana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 It’s illustrative that most of the leftist south is concerned with the Irish football team, while the north sits on a precipice. Can chew gum & clap at the same time and all that, indifference is also grand, but just don’t be cosplaying parts of the conflict here when it comes to election time 👍 411624
Reposted by HoctorfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026[11:59 pm] STEVE MILLER: almost time to toke 213637
Reposted by HoctorMickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Went to my local Restaurant last night. The owner asked me, "do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said, "not at all." He said, "good, then take this to table 7." 421580138
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that 122945
Reposted by Hoctordan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112652548
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/06/2024ME: do you like Earth Wind and Fire A FISH: i literally have no idea what any of those things are 441281
Reposted by HoctorMichael Murphy @mmurphycreates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I will be exhibiting in @hoctorsmyth offices from Friday 25th-28th of October from 1pm daily. Opening on Friday night from 6.30. Big thank you to @offalyartsoffice and Hoctor Smyth for their support! All details are in the flyer above, I hope to see you there! 021
Reposted by Hoctorkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting 21482126
Reposted by Hoctorthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112091903
Reposted by HoctorBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today’s poem is called ‘Poem, Revised Draft’. 1125138
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026People actually did this sort of stuff in real life, before the advent of AI. youtu.be/lo6x4eulY9g?...youtu.beTHE AMAZING TRIPLE SPIRAL (15,000 DOMINOES)YouTube video by Hevesh5 001
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: what’s your favorite letter Fonzie: A Apiarist: B Sailor: C Nympho: D Dolphin: E Mean Teacher: F Gangsta: G Junkie: H Optometrist: I Silent Bob: J White Girl: K Legal Blonde: L 007: M Pessimist: N Understander: O Urologist: P Line Waiter: Q Pirate: R Snake: S Golfer: T No one: U 212425
Reposted by HoctorOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332511549
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I play the exact opposite game: I hate this fucken paper hat. Is it socially acceptable to take it off yet? 330
Reposted by Hoctordan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346475961
Reposted by HoctorWith Sails Ahead @withsailsahead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New With Sails Ahead song is out today called "Another Glance". "Another Glance" is a reflection on the last 10 years that our band has been playing music together 💕 Lots of lyrical easter eggs for longtime listeners Stream: withsailsahead.ffm.to/anotherglance Music video: youtu.be/o-seX4G5UKM 074
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I use it as a hyper efficient search engine. Like I needed to figure out design snow loads. Within seconds it gave me usable figures and a link back to the Met Eireann research paper they were based on. That would have been 30 minutes of frustrated Googling five years ago. 100
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters 31678112
Reposted by HoctorDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear 14748170
Reposted by HoctorNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Triceratops = max of 3 Michael Ceras 934565
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There's a beach in Donegal, Ireland called Murderhole Beach. But it's only a little bit murdery, not the worst. 010
Reposted by HoctorMichael Murphy @mmurphycreates.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Understanding the value of a moment until it becomes a memory” 75x102cm Returned to this painting after a fresh start. See this and more in Hoctor Smyth offices, Birr, Co. Offaly on September 25th-28th (1-6 daily). #visualartist #offalyartist #dublinartist 021
Reposted by HoctorBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today’s poem is called ‘Love is a Skin’. 630255
Reposted by HoctorJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth 223238798
Reposted by HoctorMichael Murphy @mmurphycreates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@hoctorsmyth present an Art exhibition of new work by @michaelmurphyartist from Friday 25th to Monday 28th of September (1-6pm daily) This will take place in Hoctor Smyth design offices on Main st., Birr, Co Offaly. #offalyartist #visualartist 111
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026[wonders when I, or anybody really, would ever need this meme] ... [saves it to screenshots just in case] 010
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today on their ten year anniversary, we remember Clodagh Hawe, and her sons Liam, Niall and Ryan. 000
Hoctor @hoctor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When I was younger, my uncle taught me an easier way, which is that Stationary and Still both start with St. 000
Reposted by HoctorFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026a marsupial gave birth to a cow? that's opossumbull 38316
