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Vibing through the collapse he/him

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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FINALLY www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ll always remember him as a bloodthirsty warmongering fascist but it’s cool to know you got along with him I guess
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
a store that sells fans called "Only Fans"
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Man… SOMEONE should DO something
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If only there were someone able to, I dunno, get enough votes for impeachment or something. Maybe that should be someone’s job or something idk I’m just spitballing here
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm taken by surprise about how beautiful you are,It's true what they say, how beauty mesmerizes men. But I never understood it myself until I came across you.If only you could see yourself how I see you. Then, you'd know you're indeed a beautiful woman,can you pls follow me back i will like to talk
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 05/05/2026
An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.
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X user tricks Grok into sending them $200,000 in crypto using morse code - Dexerto
An X user managed to trick AI chatbot Grok into sending around $200,000 worth of crypto after exploiting its link with an automated trading bot.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/04/2026
taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Let’s just have a look at the library’s book sale,,,,,,, oh no
A book called Retiring Well on a Poor Man’s Budget. The book features an unfortunate graphic where a dollar bill is being stretched but it evokes all the visual cues of goatse
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible
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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A story in two acts.
@bombsfall says who is cavicler and then about 20 minutes later says oh this is weird and sad
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer @sammgreer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Rewatching the Return of the King and god, this scene still gets me so emotional
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Chicago Pope and Pizzaballa catching up on all the JD Vance news
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a man is smiling while talking on a phone next to a briefcase
ALT: a man is smiling while talking on a phone next to a briefcase
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Been seeing his campaign ad (paid for by Uber) for weeks now on every single YouTube video I’ve watched
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/04/2026
easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
drink my ass
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 31/03/2026
Oh my GOD
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 30/03/2026
‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive
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‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive
Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@nkulw

Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I thought they’d at least let him serve his time at the hospital
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🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11/02/2026
Part One of my exploration of Jeffery Epstein's relationship with the Musk brothers is now live. Unpacking the first year or so of the documented relationship, it shows how Epstein pursued Elon through connections and "girls," and hints at possible motivations. niedermeyer.online/2026/02/10/m...
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There's more than a whiff of Musk in the Epstein Files
Explore the relationship between Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein, as documented in the Epstein Files.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/02/2026
ICYMI: I executive-produced (and appeared on) a benefit compilation of trans girls doing all of Blink-182's ENEMA OF THE STATE!!!! @emdashreed.bsky.social and @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social released it yesterday IT'S FUCKING GREAT, and all proceeds go to @translifeline.org!!! Listen and buy now!!!
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Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records
12 track album
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
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meys @meysq.com · 09/02/2026
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/02/2026
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ funniest 🕯️ Super Bowl 🕯️ ever 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Alex Franqueira ✨🇱🇧 @alexfranq.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
go off jack white
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
At Davos, the tech oligarchs seem to have given up on people organically adopting their technology, and are instead asking what government can do to “make diffusion occur.” open.substack.com/pub/theameri...
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Our founders, though deeply flawed, understood that democracy requires an informed citizenry and a government accountable to it people. That’s why the press is the only profession protected by the Constitution. It’s also why autocrats and oligarchs seek to control and destroy it.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 04/02/2026
If you talk with the most down-to-earth, level-headed multi-millionaires, you see it taking form: So much invisible friction has been removed from their lives in ways great & small that they don't even see, so with best intentions they feel like they can still relate to common folks, but they can't.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 28/01/2026
Signing up to use any app where you provide any kind of personal information to somebody that is not under your control is choosing to associate yourself into a decentralized data network of fascist surveillance, harassment, and potential kidnappings and murders (to say nothing of scams etc).
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hipstradamus.bsky.social @hipstradamus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Screenshot of havelock.ai with Navy Seal Copypasta receiving a “91% orality score”  whatever that means
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Dudes Rock
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 27/01/2026
So initial experiments with Open AI's vibe-coding science tool Prism are going about as well as expected.
Rubbish paper "Is Pee Stored in the Balls" with broken diagram, broken, table, and bullshit text.
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