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Matt the Innocent Guy

@theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
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Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade. I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎 Liberals DNI ❌

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RAD - Richardson Area Democrats @richardsonareadems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Very hopeful read about James Talarico and his campaign. @jamestalarico.bsky.social @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/dorothyb...
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It’s Time to Turn the Page
What I saw when James Talarico showed up for Black Texas - and why it matters now.
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Kyle @rehabkyle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
there's this tactical error that the centrist dems are repeating: no one wants to be lectured about shallow identity politics by white women talking into a cell phone camera who's mad at you for not supporting genocide
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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I for one still stand by my statement that George Matthew Swanner is a giant poser claiming to be Antifa.
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Changing the pissy Spider-Man underpants of my 35 year old adult son, Aaron Rodericks, as any loving father would do.
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Free Assbutt!
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I should call him
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#smokefleet ok
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It’s not a “purity test” to demand a candidate that wants to completely eliminate the Gestapo, actually
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You will never guess who has hot dogshit takes about anti-ICE resistance in MPLS
Rev. Magdalen, freak lib, critiquing blockading the road to the ICE facility and doing cop apologia 


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@sapphic-film-nerd.bsky.... • 3h
MPD just dismantled a blockade in Minneapolis, helping ICE to move more freely through the city.
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Rev. Magdalen @revmagdalen.bsky....
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Well I mean you couldn't expect to permanently blockade city streets, right?
Like a CHAZ? That doesn't mean the police are on ICE's side.
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines... • 2h Civil disobedience is illegal, but it's been instrumental in a tremendous amount of social and legal change
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Civil disobedience can be incredibly effective, but that doesn't mean that EVERY act of civil disobedience is equally effective.
A lot more people would agree "You have the right to film ICE even if they illegally tell you to stop" than "You have a right to set up checkpoints and blockades."
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
No alt txt?
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I love being a genius of the left 😎
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
did someone say floppy mccain? i heard someone say floppy mccain
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“I didn’t vote for this” says old man who will definitely vote for this again in 2028
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Pretty bleak when Creed won’t play your ChudFest
Creed, which had been promoted as a featured act at the Anderson date, was also removed from the festival's website ahead of the
cancellation announcement.
Despite the shakeup, the tour's remaining promotional materials still list Kid Rock, Jason Aldean, Blake Shelton, Jelly Roll, and Brooks & Dunn among the artists attached to other
stops.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“expired dicks”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 07/02/2026
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Fantastic. Thanks for asking!
NYT wrapped with my lame fucking puzzle stats. My most often starting word in wordle is “penis”
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I dunno what to tell you. Try having a little solidarity if you don't want to wear your little outfit.
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Gm who up hungrying their hippos?
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izzy @isobel.top · 07/02/2026
excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Kamala Harris “Headquarters” thing makes a lot more sense once you understand she’s on a speaking tour right now and none of her stops are even close to sold out
List of Kamala Harris tour dates Seating map for one of Kamala Harris’ tour dates. Less than a week away and barely half of the seats are sold
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Libs stop taking pride in “respectful racism” challenge
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is sad any hysterical because she invited 20 local faith leaders to a round table and then absolutely refused to listen to anything that they had to say Get lost, lady www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
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DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
mr beast snuck into my house and sucked my dick while i was sleeping
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Tfw 5 million people lose their homes but the banks need a bailout…
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
America could have had our first baddie POTUS but instead all of your white relatives voted for Trump
Kamala Harris in a Hooters uniform sipping out of a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
THIS POST HAS BEEN MORB-CHECKED BY TRUE MORBHEADS
MORB
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
👇when you just fell out of a coconut tree
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/02/2026
Kamala Harris ran a billion dollar campaign, if you think a few malcontents online had anything to do with her loss then lmfao she lost by ignoring her base, embracing genocide and chasing the endorsement of Dick Cheney, none of which are the fault of the Online Left
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Genderless Robotic Rodent 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @genderlessrodent.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Yeah, but would you suck a small dog's dick or a big dog's dick? Your choice.
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Biff Wiff as Santa Claus as Detective Crashmore
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Haha I got a fundraising text from Spaceman Kelly and then immediately after that a deal text from my weed store offering up Count Bluntula (whatever that is) for $10 and guess who got my ten bucks
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
every single woman should buy a gun
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/02/2026
oh hey the guy who made Playboy’s 50 Funniest Twitter Accounts list in 2014 is here with a bad take. up next we’ll hear from jennyjohnsonhi5 and prodigalsam, but first a message from our sponsor, Favstar.
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Man, fuck you. The Democrats constantly over and over tell the "online left" "we don't want your vote and you're spoiled children, we want the Republican vote," then lose and blame the "online left." If we can swing an election, cater to us. If we can't, stop blaming us.
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I literally just explained to you that the election was lost by Harris’ gambit, you acknowledged it, and immediately went back to blaming voters. Are you stupid or something?
Matt (smart) Why did Harris offer up tough on the border policy for the MAGA people she
*thought* she could win and not promise
Medicare 4 All for the leftists and communists she actually could win? I'II tell you why, because we all voted Biden in 2020 when he didn't promise shit, so she thought she could too

She took the votes of her base for granted and now we all get what her evil ass deserves


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Exactly, you admitted it: you were ok hurting everyone on the planet as long as it meant punishing her for taking the votes for granted. That is totally within your freedom - I just don't think it makes you
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jeff epstein receiving and email with yoda.jpg as an attachmentIm sorry
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Whoop Whoop
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J of the Insane Clown Posy posing to camera.

Text underneath reads: Not on the Esptein List
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No alt txt?
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you send a man to the grocery store, clear your schedule. You are now live customer support for the entire trip. Might as well go yourself.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Are you that guy from Whiplash?
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
lol you don’t believe in shit
Nasty tweet from a vile bigot saying there aren’t enough trans people to be oppressed, so it doesn’t matter if politicians abandon trans people and let the GOP carry out a genocide against them. Not beating the genocide denial accusations
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hasan Piker didn’t tell 6 million voters to stay home in 2024, you baby brained bitch
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Communists are too busy feeding hungry people or trying to help people avoid becoming homeless, something the Shit Sandwich people don’t want to address for fear of being labeled communists.
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