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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 02/10/2026
I regularly go through the NASA Apollo flickr archives looking for photos where the astronauts look silly. It's enrichment for me.
Astronauts John W. Young, right, prime crew commander for Apollo 16, and Charles M. Duke Jr., lunar module pilot, left, study rock formations along their simulated lunar traverse route. They are wearing mockup EVA backpacks and have cameras strapped to their chest. For some reason John Young is wearing an ushanka with aviators on top of this look. He looks. Indescribably silly.
Two members of the prime crew of the Apollo 17 lunar landing mission examine a rock specimen during lunar surface extravehicular activity simulation training on a geological field trip to the Pancake Range area of south-central Nevada. They are astronauts Eugene A. Cernan (right), commander; and Harrison H. Schmitt (left), lunar module pilot. They're wearing the EVA backpacks and have cameras strapped to their chests. Jack Schmitt's hat is only half on his head. Gene Cernan has a polo and what appears to be golf pants on. It's fashion.
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 02/10/2026
Samhain gets a reputation as a time when the veil between worlds is thin, but statistically speaking, the veil is probably fine near you. There are tremendous regional differences in veil strength, but for most people no additional action is required. That said, we may lose Ohio this year.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every morning Carrot climbs up into bed with me and sticks his front paws under my arm until I get up and feed him. Then i get coffee and get back into bed for snuggles with Pickles until it's time to shower and basically it's a miracle i ever leave the bed
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I almost forgot that it’s cow parade season
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Robert Francis @birdhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy one year anniversary of interviewing for the job i currently have!
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i need a massage, a nap, and an assistant
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's 1980, he's realizing the potential of the nascent home video market for adult films. He is also terrified of a tape getting out where he drunkenly confesses he's never had sex. In desperation he looks up a pair of private detectives...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
4:3 is the gayest aspect ratio. 4:3 invented slash. 4:3 in an era where same sex kisses are actually allowed on TV could deliver the greatest television possible
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 28/09/2026
Working on my Mars slides for class, which means it's time to bring back my favorite slide I've ever made:
The "we're so back/it's so over meme" that has been edited so the x-axis is time from 1960 through 2040. The plot oscillates semi-sinusoidally between positive (we're so back) and negative (it's so over). It's labeled Mars Exploration Timeline.

The start of the timeline is small oscillations close to zero. These are labeled: first Soviet attempts (note: none of the Soviet attempts worked but they sure tried). The steep positive peak next to it, we're back, is labeled Viking landers. Then a massive negative, it's so over, is labeled: everyone crashes in the 90s. Look up Mars exploration to learn more about this. Then an even larger positive spike, we're so back, is for Curiosity and the other Mars rovers.  Then a positive/negative combined spike is labeled Mars 2020 (for various reasons). Then a last negative, it's over (real) is labeled Mars Sample Return. This is accurate.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sustai Ulanbaagen sustaiart.com
Woodblock print in black and orange on white of a fat striped cat lying contentedly on a mat and licking its hind paw.
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I finally have two consecutive days off this weekend, it's going to be rainy so a built in excuse to stay inside and try to pull my life back together
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there is going to be a chicken with a glove on his head, and he's going to work here, and he's not going to commit any crimes, which is pertinent, and somehow it's all going to connect to the transition away from horse-based agriculture we promise
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not a number. I am a paying tenant
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Cody · Mushroom.Haus OF HORROR 🍄🏠👻 @mushroom.haus · 22/09/2026
Happy big boy week to all my homies out there
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whyyy did i get out of bed today
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where is sweet baby pickles? A series in three parts
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet from Ray (@SirEviscerate):

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this morning carrot crawled into my arms for bed snuggles and purred away for a solid half hour and i disturbed him for WHAT? just to come to the office and teach people who should already know this how to build a budget??
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Dr. Han VanderHart @hanvanderhart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boy do I burn a lot Joanne Kyger, with ocean spray
INCENSE FOR THE BUDDHA

Boy do I burn
a lot & that's about All 
I do.


OCTOBER 24, 1989
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/09/2026
Reaching out to Kate O'Flynn for a book safety campaign.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 15/09/2026
I’m not interested in men in sports journalism writing or talking about this if they aren’t going to directly address men and misogyny in sports journalism.
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highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm so tired that i just know all the work i'm doing today is just going to need to be redone tomorrow
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know the Babadook tweet was amazing but it's so dismissive of Katie Dippold's actually incredible resume that this is how people contextualize her for non-WIDOW'S BAY fans. THE HEAT made $240million on a $43million budget! Her GHOSTBUSTERS also made $240million despite...everything!
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god what a picture
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's not my favorite but absolutely nailing the "tore through a major city's queer dating scene over the course of 8 months and left an absolute crater in their wake, countless friendships destroyed and lives upended, hasn't been heard from since but there are rumors they're in corsica" look
emma d'arcy in a very loose oversized black three-piece suit over a dusty rose collared shirt open down to the closed vest. the pants ave wide and break very low over polished black shoes, and the jacket hits nearly at the knee, with oversized lapels that flare a few inches lower than normal. they're wearing multiple necklaces and rings, and what appears to be a silver fish brooch on one lapel, with wet look hair with single strands dangling down to their eyebrows
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Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The brain demands to treat something like sports. If you don’t give it actual sports, it’ll pick something even worse for you.
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