Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialcandlelit gravebird 🕯️🐦⬛ @crow.stormsong.org · 4h50°, grey, and drizzly. 0459
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 20hResearchers Suggest Wild Horses Don’t Have To Worry About Any Of This theonion.com/researchers-suggest-wi… 382131311
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 23hthe cat of the railway train?!!? 160
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i have now received the wrong data for this report three different ways. never delegate. 040
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 12/10/2026begging my staff to develop enough shame to try and figure something out before they ask me to hand hold 1120
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 12/10/2026my admin: i need a project me: cool, i need these reports please my admin: i don't know how to run that, can you show me? girl PLEASE 1100
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialRay Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred. 6698631831
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026you made one mistake congressman, you let me SEE the documents!! 040
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026oh remember the one about the cop with no sense of smell 150
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm partial to the mystic pizza musical 1110
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it's bare minimum Friday, let's talk about our favorite fake 30 rock shows instead of working 5200
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate 946497
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ugh i have to make a list of my accomplishments 060
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you'll be my first call 020
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i have my bee guy, the state bee guy, a historic building guy....too many guys 160
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have too many bee guys. and too many bees 120
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026this is not a metaphor. 4110
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rachel you're quiet lately, how's work going?static.klipy.comBees Deltora Quest Meme ReactionALT: Bees Deltora Quest Meme Reaction 1210
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026and you'd be that much more connected to MERL, which can only be a good thing 110
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111721872
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-... 261878191
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.sociallexie @wakeupnew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i knew that the calgary flames backup goalie and his fiancée have a bunny named tito. i did not know (1) the goalie’s mid-game internal mantra is “nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die” and (2) they made merch (to raise money for an animal charity) 34211
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I spent two hours at the doctor this morning, I have to wear an ugly corporate polo shirt to work today, my shoes squeak, and I have to drive two hours one way for a networking event tonight with my board president and my employee. I would rather be a duck 080
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i got water in my boots at work sunday and now they are squeaking when i walk and i simply must walk into the creek to complete my transformation into a duck 150
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialDr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 02/10/2026I regularly go through the NASA Apollo flickr archives looking for photos where the astronauts look silly. It's enrichment for me. 5193
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialSeattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets 12674161
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialBlood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 02/10/2026Samhain gets a reputation as a time when the veil between worlds is thin, but statistically speaking, the veil is probably fine near you. There are tremendous regional differences in veil strength, but for most people no additional action is required. That said, we may lose Ohio this year. 1218
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026October issue 15911300
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every morning Carrot climbs up into bed with me and sticks his front paws under my arm until I get up and feed him. Then i get coffee and get back into bed for snuggles with Pickles until it's time to shower and basically it's a miracle i ever leave the bed 0220
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1505370810
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialChert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026please help… my son… 4657601294
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socials. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I almost forgot that it’s cow parade season 522552
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today 5591212
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780851994
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialRobert Francis @birdhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional 124250
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 553122572
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026happy one year anniversary of interviewing for the job i currently have! 0170
highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i need a massage, a nap, and an assistant 050
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's 1980, he's realizing the potential of the nascent home video market for adult films. He is also terrified of a tape getting out where he drunkenly confesses he's never had sex. In desperation he looks up a pair of private detectives... 09317
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254252985930
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/20264:3 is the gayest aspect ratio. 4:3 invented slash. 4:3 in an era where same sex kisses are actually allowed on TV could deliver the greatest television possible 426840
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381862846
Reposted by @highfemmeholtzmann.bsky.socialDr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 28/09/2026Working on my Mars slides for class, which means it's time to bring back my favorite slide I've ever made: 35416
