Reposted by Kevin Aone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Phillies Offseason Plans: A step-by-step guide to how the Phillies can turn this team around. Step One - Everyone keeps all their blood inside their body for the whole offseason. 2915
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 Not only did Nola vs Wheeler not matter because they both sucked, the offense wasn’t good enough to win for either of them anyway. A pretty comprehensive failure barring a miracle. 020
Reposted by Kevin AHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191741240
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This team is so funny (complimentary? derogatory? I have no idea) 010
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just like Dombrowski is to blame for Duran needing to pitch in the 7th and 8th yesterday, he's to blame for not trading for a real outfielder at the deadline and putting Bryce in a position to blow that play. Taylor Ward makes that catch. 000
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh Bryce. He's done remarkably well out there since moving off first, but that's a pretty fitting way for this season to end. 130
Reposted by Kevin AMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it's so wonderful that even as Ronaldo had endless opportunities to close his international career on his own terms as a legend, he has chosen instead "inscrutably pissy" as an approach to the end 1629632
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It should be illegal for tv to lie about what time a sports game actually starts 010
Reposted by Kevin AJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/09/2026Hate to see Tim Ream retire from the USMNT but at 38 it's time to focus on the next stage in life: opening a Bluesky account 19810
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Showalter not using Zack Britton in 2016 will haunt me forever. You don’t ever want to go down like that. 000
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I actually didn’t think Mattingly had ‘Duran in the 7th and 8th’ in him, so all credit to him for doing it. Just didn’t work out. 130
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm a lot less excited about all the Union kid call-ups now that I realize we still have a game tonight 010
Reposted by Kevin AGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189345401
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 23/09/2026cool, apparently if I want the new $100 Liverpool jersey I ordered, I now have to pay a surprise $71.50 tariff fee or UPS won't deliver it 110
Reposted by Kevin APatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026I’m not sure if I’d say I RESPECT Taylor Swift straight-up doing the Malibu Stacy “but she’s got a new hat” thing, but I do whatever word you’d use to say you acknowledge it without signaling approval 1221314
Reposted by Kevin Aone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152361329
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well that was one of the silliest soccer matches I’ve watched in a while 030
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ok Union, I’ll see you again in a few weeks and we’ll just pretend tonight didn’t happen. 000
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First they came for trans people, then we defeated fascism and everything was fine 040
Reposted by Kevin Apork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 14/09/2026eagles defense (mostly uga alumni) immediately got much scarier 0293
Reposted by Kevin AJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14/09/2026Cavan Sullivan just keeps doing this shit 25610
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If the Union are going to keep doubling down on Chester, I'm gonna need them to do one single thing to make it easier to get to games from the city, preferably without driving. 030
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every year I can track old I’m getting by how few artists I recognize on the new fifa soundtrack. Down to 6, which I think is a new low. Most of these sound completely fake.nme.comEvery song on the 'EA Sports FC 27' soundtrackFeaturing Blossoms, Royal Blood, Yard Act, Mura Masa and more 000
Reposted by Kevin AJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 10/09/2026Best teenager in MLS history but second best Sullivan brother on the pitch smh @futi.live 4674
Reposted by Kevin AJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 08/09/2026For years Cavan Sullivan has been more a prophecy than a player. That changed this summer. We have pro data on him now and it's very, very exciting — by some measures he might already be the best teenager MLS has ever seen. Wrote about his game for @theguardian.com:theguardian.comMan City-bound 16-year-old Cavan Sullivan is MLS’s chaotic revelationThe Philadelphia Union midfielder has gotten his longest run of game time since turning pro, and the data is tantalizing 719339
Reposted by Kevin AKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026nathan fielder vs elizabeth holmes is like what if wario had his own wario 81056136
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 06/09/2026By the laws of the game that’s a penalty, but you just shouldn’t rewarded with a penalty kick for a foul that far from goal 000
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I only just learned from this that the Burlington in Burlington Coat Factory (which apparently is also no longer the store name) is the Burlington across the river in New Jersey. Had no idea they were local. 030
Reposted by Kevin AJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026People are mad at Steve Ballmer, but he might be the only boss in America who created a secret way to pay an employee more money to do their job. 989881
Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sent them an email saying I’m canceling if they don’t turn this around, but I’m not entirely sure what that would even look like for me to trust it 110
Reposted by Kevin ARob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The NBA announces their ruling that the Philadelphia 76ers did, in fact, digitize and upload former Sixer Paul Millsap to the Color Star Technology Color World™ metaverse, where their investigation has determined that he has remained trapped since late 2022. 316519
Reposted by Kevin AJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/09/2026At least it wasn't for Blaise Matuidi 0617
Reposted by Kevin AMike Masnick @masnick.com · 01/09/2026It is *quite* telling that Armstrong thinks it's bad that the Ford Foundation is known for doing all sorts of good things in the world, which would probably make the bigoted, antisemitic, eugenicist Henry Ford upset. 1137985
