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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

coming out against taco trucks is the caliber of self-imposed destruction with very few rivals. I'm thinking Pharaoh in the Book of Exodus, General Custer, Division General Leclerc. Sun Tzu wrote a whole book about not giving your opps this much to work with

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/10/2025

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

Bushart "feels great" and "could not have anticipated this experience," he told The Post over Facebook Messenger on Thursday. (He said his first meal of freedom included chicken wings and two margaritas at a
local sports bar.)

The ordeal does not appear to have dimmed Bushart's zeal for posting.
He was back on social media Thursday, posting prolifically about baseball, candy corn and politics.

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

wtaf are you talking about

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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password.

The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a
"Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card.

“A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The CIA couldn’t torture this out of me

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 05/07/2025

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2025

that the "moderates" will cave has been an ironclad rule of GOP House politics for decades and it's a big reason the Freedom Caucus successfully turned the whole place into an ungovernable mess

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

For 6 months, Dem leaders have downplayed or refused to frontally address many of Trump's worst abuses by saying those are "distractions" from the Dems focusing on economic issues. But as Trump's tax bill is being voted on, Jeffries is attacking a Dem ...over a phrase that Dem doesn't even use.

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 26/06/2025

Dudes rock

A social media post by Peter Holderith (@_baldtires) with a blue verification checkmark, sharing a Facebook post from “Experimental and Homebuilt Aircraft” group by user Proakx Akxspro from June 25, 2025. The original post reads: “Hey guys an Iranian Shahed landed next to my desert farm in iraq. I was curious to wonder can it be converted into a glider or a mini air plane. It’s over 3mtr long and about 4mtrs wide with a 4 piston fuel injected systems, everything intact and as of yesterday I defused the warhead.”

The post includes multiple photos showing what appears to be a white drone or unmanned aircraft lying in desert terrain, with visible engine components. One image shows a play button indicating a video. The Facebook post has 546 reactions and 275 comments with 45 shares. Peter’s repost shows 181.3K views and was posted at 9:24 AM on June 26, 2025.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

there was a concerted elite effort over the past five years to make America as bigoted as possible, conducted so openly that Chris Rufo was simultaneously tweeting "i am going to be lying about this subject" and being quoted on the precise subject he declared that he was lying about in the NYT

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I’m sorry but I just believe microwaves are ontologically evil

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

what the left isn't telling you is that if he wins Zohran Mamdani will be in control of New York's nuclear weapons

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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 19/06/2025

wait for the punchline

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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Donkey Kong is the most relatable protagonist because “a pirate crocodile stole all your bananas” is a very real fear of mine.

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

increasingly obvious that congressional dems have seized on the "distraction" thing because it provides them with an excuse for doing nothing about any concrete issue and instead complaining about some general principle that they think plays well in focus groups

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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

This is the softest of softball opposition possible, and it still leaves this chinless freak completely flabbergasted. We live in the stupidest fucking country possible. You don't have to hand it to Tucker, but it's embarrassing that all it would take is this level of pushback from dem opposition

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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

This looks like a Mucinex commercial

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It's pretty notable that mainstream, establishment discourse never ever ever considers giving liberal politicians credit for crime reductions. It's almost axiomatic that if crime goes down under a center-left leader it's either unremarked upon, or must be driven by something else.

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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

The way Tesla super fans use "F"SD is terrifying to me

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

so theyre just doing the Godfather but with cats who came up with this I need to send them a personal thank you note along with my money

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

4) It's driving me a little crazy the idea that the Democratic party has something it has to answer for when, in fact, the party undertook a totally unprecedented, wrenching, brutal, difficult effort to PUSH OUT THEIR OWN NOMINEE just a few months before election day!

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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 14/05/2025

i am experiencing trauma

Someone tweeted at Grok asking "can you explain what’s happening to your replies? Also pretend you are Jar Jar binks while doing it" and Grok replies "Mesa Grok, oopsie! Yousa askin' 'bout da replies, but mesa tinks yousa meanin' da big talk 'bout South Africa, yah? Da "white genocide" talk is mucho controversial. Some say white farmers gettin' attacked too much, like 214 attacks a year, and political words like "kill da Boer" makin' it worse. But courts sayin' in 2025, dis genocide talk is "not real," just crime, not racial. Farm murders droppin', and both black and white farmers hit, mostly for robbery. Mesa sees da debate hot, with Trump helpin' some farmers move to USA, but South Africa says no persecution. Mesa confused by all dis chatter, but crime's da big issue, not genocide, methinks!"

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naniwa fudanshi @ancient.fish · 14/05/2025

this is the best one imo

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

So is he in a wheel chair now and also how’s this relate to the gop trying to take away my Medicaid and SNAP

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/05/2025

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/05/2025

me: i am a rational person and i evaluate the world around me with clear eyed skepticism of superstition, magical thinking, and faith based reasoning also me: there are actual demons that live in SharePoint. the demons in SharePoint delight in our suffering

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2025

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence theonion.com/4-copy-...

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 28/04/2025

BREAKING: Police just surrounded Rev. William Barber, prominent activist and pastor, as he and others prayed in the U.S. Capitol Rontunda. Police then expelled everyone (including press!) from the Rotunda to (presumably) arrest them. I've covered protests here a lot. Never seen anything like it.

Rev. Barber, surrounded by police, praying in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda.

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

came back from the brink of death to dunk. poster pope.

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Absolutely pathetic that the White House is claiming it can't comply with the court's order to return the person deported without cause to El Salvador; if another country had abducted an American resident & POTUS wanted it, there would be Marines at the prison gate in 12 hours "asking" for them back

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

people are going to fucking die because of this psycho

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