🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Donkey Kong is the most relatable protagonist because “a pirate crocodile stole all your bananas” is a very real fear of mine. 191670515
Associate Marshallian Spillover Coordinator @stevenlandgraf.com · 19/06/2025What is life but essentially a repeated quest for the floating golden letters K O N G 121
CrumbedUp Haunting Eclipse 1st Cour @crumbedup.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Every child needs to know that crocodiles are scheming masters of disguise that will steal your potassium hoard, it's an important life lesson 140
MissSpookie @missspookie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I relate more to having my book stolen by a robot owl tbh 010
BabbyJaso @babbyjaso.shitpost.city · 18/06/2025Also aspirational. I dream of having a coconut gun that fires in spurts 0121
🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Not sure why this skeet caught on, unless you fellow apes also fear for your bananas 0310
JackAttack @jackattack1500.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I feel like this is something only Floridians have to regularly worry about 😂 210
Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Its ingrained in our DNA through evolution the fear of our banana horde being stolen 150
Hincaru Kaiva 🍂 ✖Vgen Comms Open @hincaru.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i oft wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares like this 150
Adam Coke @96aka.bsky.social · 18/06/2025For me it's not a fear, but a truly unacceptable crime that needs rectifying 130
aquarius0202.bsky.social @aquarius0202.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Well, it's certainly not the weirdest thing that can happen these days.😐 030
🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 18/06/2025It's a base fear that ties us all together, like school-based nightmares 140
NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Every evening I check my cave to see if they're still there, and every morning I breathe a sigh of relief when they are. 170
Mugshrug🇨🇦🏳️⚧️ @mugshrug.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Right next to “my uncle getting stolen by a pirate crocodile” 140
