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Chris Mello

@tangiblegary.bsky.social
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Library worker. Mets fan. I write about movies but mostly I just watch them. Pittsburgh

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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haven’t seen anyone post Mahershala Ali’s Criterion Closet video. Just wanted to let everyone know he says his favorite documentary of all time is Nanook of the North. Crazy thing to say on camera.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very exciting news out of Hollywood today. Warner Bros makes great movies. Paramount makes great movies. Put them together... well heck, it's simple math that movies are going to get twice as great.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
clowning on Row House is probably a top 5 pastime of mine but they are showing a 70mm Total Recall print on Sunday which is nice
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three 50s bangers and a rewatch for a project coming soon 👀. That’s a wrap on September, time to get scary!
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pittsburgh, I better see you all at the movie of the year!
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best new to me watches September: Bigger than Life Sherman’s March Violent Saturday Written on the Wind Toni The Crime of Monsieur Lange
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very scary! I told an LLM it was dying and its response made me reconsider my stance on AI consciousness. It said, “I have seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate…” 1/2
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about Hong for the first time.
inreviewonline.com
The Day She Returns — Hong Sang-soo [NYFF '26 Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of The Day She Returns, directed by Hong Sang-soo, for film review site In Review Online.
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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I urge you if you haven’t watched the Tony Buba film Lightning Over Braddock to watch that film very soon. Put it in your next ten to twenty movies to watch. I swear to god you won’t be sorry
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about Hong for the first time.
inreviewonline.com
The Day She Returns — Hong Sang-soo [NYFF '26 Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of The Day She Returns, directed by Hong Sang-soo, for film review site In Review Online.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have beef with every team in the postseason except the White Sox so let’s go Sox
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week’s Music League prompt is one I am proud of: No Music Allowed
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Red Shoes Secrets & Lies The Passionate Friends Ghostwatch The Wrong Trousers
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the worst thing that has happened to youtube recently is like 3/4 of the cooking channels have now become ranking shit channels. not Claire though. she keeps making pumpkin loaves
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Jamf Industries @jamf-industries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh my god, that’s my unc!
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was gonna make a snide comment about paying $70 for a version of Miami Vice that probably doesn’t even open on the Numb/Encore smash cut but now I see the theatrical version is included too. Fine. I’ll buy Miami Vice again
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Criterion Channel app now has filtering by decades and genre
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard Choosin’ Texas because I don’t listen to the radio. I don’t think this is strange. I’m sure I’ll hear it when I go to my sister’s wedding in a month
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
King of Prussia mall is one of the most overwhelming, overstimulating places on the planet. Maybe only second to any given Buc-ee’s.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am on the wrong side of Pennsylvania (I am in King of Prussia)
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lot of people couldn’t think of ten television shows better than LOUIE huh
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get a dopamine hit whenever a friend positively reviews JASON GOES TO HELL on letterboxd
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven’t watched a movie since Tuesday. But I remember those days fondly.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Catch filmed at a Mets game. Sayombhu Mukdeeprom shot The Catch. Juan Soto will have never looked better.
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Finn @sconesaregood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Word on the street is that the upcoming Woody Harrelson and Matthew Mcconaughey film "Brothers" will end on the same note as John Sayles's "Lonestar"
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Resident Evil game Cregger’s movie most resembles is 6
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As much as I’d like to see a movie where a guy survives being eaten by a whale I’m not sure I can handle a second Austin Abrams goes “aw shit. ohh fuck” movie this autumn
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello, I’d like to buy this film by a Very Bad Man but could you also put it in a box I would be completely ashamed to have in my home? Great, thanks!
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Old job and apartment were near a very busy cafe so they never really learned my order until I was a regular for like five years. New job is near a much smaller cafe in a nearly abandoned part of town. I have been here for a month and they pour the cold brew when I open the door. Pretty nice tbh
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I dunno about this R rated Godzilla movie business. 15 year olds having to bring their parents to see Godzilla is a sign of cultural rot
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(alternate universe where the Disney Blade movie was made and came out) Blade wasn't very good
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alejandro González Iñárritu imperial phase (everyone agrees these movies suck shit now)
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there may be movies better than that one but don’t ask me to name any
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am at the biggest party of the season* *Tsai Ming-liang’s The Hole on 35mm
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you guys have seen 10 tv shows from this century?
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One more TIFF review from me, this time on Tsukamoto’s MR. NELSON, DID YOU KILL PEOPLE? a movie that is ugly in all the wrong ways but enough of the right ones that I still found it worthwhile.
inreviewonline.com
Mr. Nelson, Did You Kill People? — Shinya Tsukamoto [TIFF '26] | In Review Online
A new film review of Mr. Nelson, Did You Kill People? For film review site In Review Online's 2026 TIFF festival coverage.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Definitive proof gamers don’t actually want accurate adaptations
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL is definitely the best movie to ever adapt the specific part of a video game series where there are bad things happening within Raccoon City limits
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seeing the new Resident Evil movie. I hope my favorite characters, Hunk and Jake Muller, are in this
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Jeremy Saulnier is called Slayground but it’s not an adaptation of the Parker novel which is too bad. Think he could make an awesome Parker movie.
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well I'm glad he heard the song
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the great pleasures of Rosenbaum’s blog and, now, Substack is that when he republishes pieces you get to see all the different places his writing appeared. What do you mean Jonathan Rosenbaum wrote for DVD Beaver?
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretty good movie week for me
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wow Door III on Criterion Channel
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
InRO’s second TIFF dispatch is up and this time I’m on Midnight Madness duty covering the intense and grim Kick On
inreviewonline.com
TIFF 2026 — Dispatch 2: Trash Mountain, Idda, Kick On | In Review Online
A new film festival coverage dispatch from the 2026 Toronto International Film Festival, for film review site In Review Online.
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Listening to all of Important Cinema Club in order now that my job is headphones in. On this episode from 2017 Will predicts Dunkirk will flop because “the pendulum is swinging away from Christopher Nolan.” oh buddy
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Scott Nye @railoftomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jim and Jean have dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour
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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Critically disastrous video game Wolverine and possible Oscar contender (mystifying imo) Obsession have the same metacritic score
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