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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 3h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Sloane @sloanesloane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’ve been wondering what I’ve been up to the last 1.5 years well, yknow, just organizing with my coworkers to unionize the most celebrated & beloved TTRPG and TCGs of all time 🥰✊ this took buckets of blood, sweat & tears but we DID IT!!! If you want to support us, sign that petition and BOOST!
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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
entirely new forms of grooming about to be invented
Sega launches official Sonic Discord
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autojainaphile @heartles.xyz · 06/10/2026
me after i put you in check one (1) time: you are a chess child, a pathetic little infant. i could place my teat in your mouth and you would fail to latch onto it. resign this match now, and bask in my greatness
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'You are a chess child. An infant.'
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autojainaphile @heartles.xyz · 06/10/2026
ok this would go hard in the context of a bsky flame war tho
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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autojainaphile @heartles.xyz · 04/10/2026
i stg Josie i was about to msg you saying you got hacked lmao
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Josh Gad, a man who has had on screen sex with Q*Bert, is somehow having a great day (Source: tinyurl.com/zzmv4k9k)
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
remember when every company was like "we're gonna make a leaderboard for uses the most AI" until someone looked at their budget
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
EVERYBODY BACK OFF I NEED THIS
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 02/10/2026
Way To Become a Pro Lesbian: This is the Royal Road of Lesbians! Tiger's Hole Edition!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More info on his (thankfully failed) bill to screw over fire survivors bsky.app/profile/gwen...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
periodically my husband will casually come home from the store with the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
Kool-Aid Ryse Protein Drink 22g Protein
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Dredgen Dale @xn--eck9c3e.zone · 01/10/2026
Anyhow. archive.org/details/dth-... One Jacob Geller is on the list. That should probably be the end of the story, unsubscribe, block, move on, etc, etc.
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UNC-CH Sexual Assualt Records released in DTH Media Corp v. Folt
This is a copy of the final records released by the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (UNC-CH), pursuant to an order of the North Carolina Supreme Court in a case captioned DTH Media Corpora...
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autojainaphile @heartles.xyz · 01/10/2026
lmao
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 30/09/2026
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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I'm Gary Suarez of CABBAGES @imgarysuarez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DOOM HANGS DONG?!?!?!
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
very weird thing about being "in public online" for like, 15 whole years now is sometimes you'll run into a person who fully has a tulpa of you living in their home. and the problem is that the tulpa is not pulling its weight around the house and that person is now mad at ME for some reason
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the official bag of people who don't care which team wins they just want everyone to go out there and have fun
large rubber bag that says "GO SPORTS"
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this short story is called, "the conspiracy is spreading and we are all going to jail"
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Darpo @darpo42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the one who gets knocked-up!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my point is, piers morgan should interview a dog
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autojainaphile @heartles.xyz · 26/09/2026
i would think twice before accosting me, lest i screenshot our interaction and send it to my network of 50-100 terminally online marxist-leninists
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Conversely, cracking open some gas station dick pills and washing them down with a 5 hour energy at an interview is a power move they'll fear and respect.
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where do I work? Funny you should ask, but Diagnostic Laboratory Services. And no this is not a normal interview, it's your liver panel
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 25/09/2026
Bsky is remarkable because you can see a dumb news article, think “no way anyone behaves like that, only a jackass could care about this” and then some dude you’ve never heard of with a blue check and 150k followers will post “it’s me I’m jackass”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a four panel comic, an alien from fantastic planet looms over two humans

it says “venez devenir des enclaves, les pédés”

one of the humans says “god these aliens are huge!!
and they speak in such strange gutteral ways!”

the other guy says “theyre speaking french you fucking pedestrian”

alien says “fuck vous”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: CSGO skins? TF2 hats? ANUBIS: ME: ANUBIS: We can talk about a side deal for the hats after
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