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@ellsworth29.bsky.social
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33/M/VA but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Better things are non-negotiable.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h
Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 5h
If the baseline argument is young men are just unevolved gorillas, which is what the defense of those men boils down to, why aren't more men offended at being likened to animals. You're cool with that? You're SELF LABELING with that? Okay. Why are unevolved gorillas in charge and not in zoos.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 5h
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 2h
the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 4h
"Wow, that was really racist" from Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 4h
Egypt is one of those things where you have to look askance at people (both GOP/Dem) telling you entirely committed that they think the US role in MENA is democracy promotion
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Ben Kannenberg @benkannenberg.bsky.social · 5h
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 6h
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7h
i suppose i’m not surprised that it is difficult to make people care about something that is low visibility — the vast majority of people have no idea who piker is — and low salience. i think we’re also going to find, for similar reasons, that the anti-trans messaging isn’t working either.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 4h
"inherently female app" is an incredible series of words to post
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h
boys go to X to get more stupider
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 7h
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 4h
Chuck Jones' Rule 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy."
The trolley problem. The road runner is on one of the trolley tracks, and Wile E. Coyote is in charge of the switch.

When he throws the switch, the trolley falls vertically through the tracks. A trick of the perspective means he is actually underneath, not beside the track, so he is flattened by the trolley.
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 8h
This is why I hate people reducing the upswing of fascism and bigotry to 'da culture wars'. Hegseth used transphobic slurs in public, he didn't 'give a culture war speech', that's just transphobia. It says a lot about where we're at that a public official can get away with this.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19h
It's very weird that people continue to do this thing with appearances, it's self-soothing to reassure themselves that of course their attractive parasocial faves aren't monsters. But it's extra weird when they can't notice the salient issue of his appearance is that of the Asmongold lifestyle
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19h
People have been sharing pictures of Michael Tracey and going "lol being a despicable piece of rapist-enabling shit ages you" But he doesn't look older than his age. He looks *slovenly*, disheveled, greasy and unwashed, smelling of sour sweat and ass and stale fast food and unbrushed teeth.
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Headless Engineer - Spooky Light Dept. @cppilgram.bsky.social · 8h
Right! It's not a "we should go back to doing this" sort of melancholy, more like "human lives were played out here, people laughed and loved and fought and died, and all that remains to tell their stories is a slumping barn with a flag." That the GOP thinks this sort of decay is aspirational? Uh...
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POGtastic @pogtastic.bsky.social · 8h
I've posted before about the experience of walking on a Massachusetts trail deep in the woods and coming across a 300-year-old rock wall or ruined foundation. And yeah there's some melancholy there. but that farmer's descendants living somewhere in Greater Boston live unfathomably better lives
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7h
Holding a big well -publicized launch or groundbreaking for a speculative project you haven't actually raised the money for yet is one of the oldest tricks in the real estate grifter book and the supposedly savvy US political press falls for it over and over when it's Trump. Years and years of this
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Das Doak @dasdoak.bsky.social · 7h
It is possible for very dumb people to plan and plot and they do indeed do so "with all the joy of a golden retriever trying to get through a door with a too-long branch in its mouth" as I've heard it very evocative put. Trump and his cronies are *not* like that; they are purely creatures of Id.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 11h
i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker
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Старый Ворон/Old Raven @oldvalravn.bsky.social · 9h
🔭 Большое и Малое Магеллановы Облака в небе над активным вулканом Вильяррика, Чили ✨ 📸 Gabriel Muñoz
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 8h
was like, wow, that’s by far the best Paxton statewide number in a while, and then I noticed it wasn’t a statewide number
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 8h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 7h
not to be a broken record but this shit will be in your great-grandchildren's sixth grade history textbooks
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12h
i think cox should spend less time weeping about polarization and more time working to convince his co-partisans not to abandon pluralism and liberal democracy
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 9h
The unending irony of this era is how many ppl think the secret to success with Trump is to endlessly kiss his ass and while he very clearly craves that, he does not respect anyone who actually does it.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 9h
You know, the morality and legality aside, this really illustrates why Iran would want breakout capacity or a nuclear deterrent.
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peppermint @peppermintjack.bsky.social · 10h
Riley's Law remains undefeated, if anything it understates how deranged these people are
Riley's Law 

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10h
the democrats who put themselves in a panic over hasan piker are the same democrats who push the party to be anti trans, and a generation ago were the ones saying we cant oppose the war in iraq these people are never right they doom the party they hurt america stop listening to them
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 16h
What do you mean, I think it’s gonna work out just fine.
Knockrup.com screenshot of Terms of use which states: Draft. Have a lawyer rewrite before launch
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22h
in order to help advance you all toward escape from the wheel of samsara, I would like to tell you that Aella has a new pro-natalist 'dating' service www.knockrup.com
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 10h
Travel photo series #193. Clinton, Montana, October 2019.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 22h
Like the relationship of the DNC towards both El-Sayed and Mamdani is best described as “weirdly horny” which seems like something you could work with
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 22h
Ben Collins won't stop clinging to the vision he has in his head of an Abdul El-Sayed who will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and a Democratic Party who wants to do the same to Abdul El-Sayed
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At some point a people On Here adopted the position native to the post-CRM right that you could say astoundingly bigoted shit but as long as it didn’t have a Forbidden Word Of Power attached to it it was not only not bigotry but anyone cottoning on and condemning your bigotry was the REAL bigot
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20h
That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't a court at all. They're literally not even reading the fucking briefs before making "decisions".
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know it's just repeating the obvious at this point, but there have to be really extreme consequences for this kind of lawlessness.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Western civilization guys always elide over the fact that the traditions of “Athens and Jerusalem” (even going by the most broad definitions) hated each other for hundreds of years. The literature of the Maccabean revolt tells you all you need to know about Jewish opinions on Hellenism
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
violent insurrection is one of the least effective tools for social change in history, rivaled only by negotiating in good faith with the Likud
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am against drone strikes in most cases
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Speaking as someone who was a member of a LOT of shitty anime forums: this is the telltale sign that the mod is going to melt down in a SPECTACULAR fashion and that, while you shouldn't instigate it, you SHOULD have popcorn handy because they WILL post shit that can never be taken back or forgiven.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the people who run this site want to do anything but run this site
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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vILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's so cool that our military is being run by a middle school bully from a low-budget 90s family comedy
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brennan @brennan.computer · 30/09/2026
perpetually tapping the sign free: - every park - hiking - biking - outdoor skating - campfires - libraries - tennis - farmers markets - stargazing pretty cheap: - the zoo - corn mazes - karaoke - bowling - coffeeshops - boardgame cafe - rock climbing - minigolf - comedy - pub trivia - pools
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