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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026

i think this is ok to do

Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

getting into mechanical keyboards purely on the basis of how disruptive i can be to the people around me. i want every keytap to sound like a gunshot. when i write a sentence it should sound like im emptying a semiautomatic

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

dracula is the reason for the season

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evie @eviesrc.itch.io · 18/09/2026

can't stop using the suffix "-uloid" like a comic alien and made this

a skinny alien smiling proudly and holding up a bagel with a 2 and a half pronged claw saying "LOOK, Human !!! IT'S A round holed baguloid ! ! !" and a small text box in the corner reading "pretty sweet, right?"

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

wikipedia shows what's possible when accessibility is prioritized over profit and the principles of free speech are buttressed by strict moderation. its very existence proves that the techbrocracy is both wrong and entirely unnecessary, so color me shocked that they're circling it like sharks.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.

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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement

screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.

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m @mjjii.com · 16/09/2026

shack creature

digital art. a weird looking windmill shack on stilts

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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Polly Pallister-Wilkins @pollypw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ha ha ha Ed you cowardly hypocritical loser.

Sheeran explained that he doesn’t use his platform for politics in order to be “a place of safety and sanctuary, to maintain diplomacy and keep conversations open”. Though this isn’t accurate: he performed at the Concert for Ukraine in 2022, signed an open letter to Theresa May about Brexit, endorsed Jeremy Corbyn and supported the equality act in the US.

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026

Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I would rather feel your spine than your skull, whoever you are.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/09/2026

this is what gang tats look like in american white suburbia

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Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[with tone of slight indignation] I don't even *like* ed sheeran

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Hunter Elenbaas @hunterje.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was just randomly reminded of one of the most simultaneously funny and profound comics I've seen this decade so have to share again

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Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The coolest thing about philly is that if we ever formed a breakaway state we already have a militia ready to go in the form of eagles fans

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girl Jughead @audreyotherway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

it was so cool when she said this, go birds

Lara from Goodbye Lara triumphantly proclaiming "I'm willing to die for Philadelphia Eagles" while wearing a white Smitty jersey & Mari is repping Jalen Hurts on her green apron, go birds

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I need you all to promise me that when this all happens, you never stop clowning them. Never ever. no matter how much they plead for understanding or try to pretend they were never into it, don't ever let them fucking forget

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now

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Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When I was younger I did this thing where I would take someone who clearly didn't give a shit whether I lived or died, and convince myself "well if I can get THAT guy to like me then surely I can get EVERYONE to like me" and honestly I think it gives me a real insight into why the Dems are like that

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question

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Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sick update: my body has progressed to the "evacuating various goops" stage

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026

still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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Sam Izdat @hazardplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can't believe I'm sick on kirksmas

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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing

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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 08/09/2026

I don't want to be nostalgic anymore. I'm tired of being catered to. I don't want to forever hear the same artistic voices I heard in my youth, now amplified, slowed and reverbed for dramatic effect. I want new worlds. I want new stories. I want new voices. Please!

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I also think a lot of the people who get on board with AI doomerism are themselves addicted to the technology and reason that if someone as smart as them can fall prey to it, then the world at large is doomed, when the reality is that they refuse to criticize their own profound spiritual weakness.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026

I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean

"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thinking about this guy again

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Zenith "Space Commander" was the 1st TV remote control and used no batteries. Each button cocked and fired a hammer into 1 of 4 calibrated metal rods of different lengths which generated an ultrasonic tone like a tuning fork. The TV had a microphone to listen for it.

The Zenith Space Commander remote control showing the tall plastic buttons, and the front has a grill to let the sound escape.

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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

strong choice to make Duncan Idaho come back talking about the Fremen the way Nick Nightingale talks about the Eyes Wide Shut parties

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 06/09/2026

from the big man's mouth to God's ears

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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am stronger than they, having reappeared upon my shore; their hearts fall to my fingers, their entrails are for the denizens of the sky, their blood is for the denizens of the earth. (PTF)

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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 04/09/2026

noticing a real grievance narrative in our society lately, a strong victim culture of isolationism and learned helplessness, and I think everyone except me needs to work very hard to reverse the situation because I feel it as a tremendous wound and there’s nothing I can do

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot

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