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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/09/2026

My man out here looking like a bad quilt

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this is what gang tats look like in american white suburbia

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"I have made the very difficult decision that I do not want to be in trouble, therefore I am going to continue not saying anything which might get me in trouble." ok great man. Now not only are you a coward but you're a little bitch too. How did you possibly think this was going to go.

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I could probably count the number of times I've thought about ed sheeran on one hand but getting called out for not condemning a genocide and then releasing a statement that says"I just didn't want anyone to be mad at me, everyone please stop being mad at me" really is a profound unforced error

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[with tone of slight indignation] I don't even *like* ed sheeran

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Hunter Elenbaas @hunterje.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Honestly, I used to believe that theory that Caligula never actually made a horse senator and that it was just something made up later by his detractors But now having lived through the past 10 years I'm like yeah that probably did happen tbh

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Was just randomly reminded of one of the most simultaneously funny and profound comics I've seen this decade so have to share again

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Alternate title: The "This Goes Hard If You're Stupid" Point

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I would like to propose what I've been thinking of as "the dunning-kruger event horizon", the point at which AI becomes so advanced that they are able to convincingly imitate human work, but only if you are an idiot who does not know anything in detail about what's being imitated

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Long live the People's Free State of Philadelphia

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girl Jughead @audreyotherway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The coolest thing about philly is that if we ever formed a breakaway state we already have a militia ready to go in the form of eagles fans

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it was so cool when she said this, go birds

Lara from Goodbye Lara triumphantly proclaiming "I'm willing to die for Philadelphia Eagles" while wearing a white Smitty jersey & Mari is repping Jalen Hurts on her green apron, go birds

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I need you all to promise me that when this all happens, you never stop clowning them. Never ever. no matter how much they plead for understanding or try to pretend they were never into it, don't ever let them fucking forget

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now

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When I was younger I did this thing where I would take someone who clearly didn't give a shit whether I lived or died, and convince myself "well if I can get THAT guy to like me then surely I can get EVERYONE to like me" and honestly I think it gives me a real insight into why the Dems are like that

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is the primordial failing of democrats, that which their poll-addled brains will never be able to understand; Americans will overlook any number of personal failings in a candidate, but we will never forgive someone who backs down from a fight before it even starts

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"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sick update: my body has progressed to the "evacuating various goops" stage

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sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.

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Like I wouldn't go so far as to say you gotta hand it to the guy but there is something to be said for calling your shot like that

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