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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary

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she/her Pls commission me I write pretty music Composer, pianist, musicologist, doing pre-production on a game called Beyonder Chronicles: Shadow of the Hero music: www.youtube.com/@hadenplouffe3976 random writing: buttondown.com/HaydnPuff

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 1h
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 5h
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 2h
The collapse of NaNoWriMo is really interesting to me. They said they were financially insolvent and… this thing used to just literally be a message board to discuss producing a first draft in November. Then it got gussied up, got too big (I suspect financial shenanigans) and died of AI indigestion
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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary @haydnpuff.bsky.social · 3h
There is a counterpart to this, where you can be confronted for writing music that's complicated. Every possible simplification is asked for. Every potential barrier asked to be smoothed over. Not that the music shouldn't be economical, but sometimes a woman writes something difficult on purpose!
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Annika Socolofsky @aksoco.bsky.social · 3h
FWIW, I’m not particularly drawn to “Spiegel im spiegel,” but some lovely folks I know posted a beautiful recording the other day. I listened to the first measure and was instantly hit with the thought: “oh this would never fly in my career.” And it’s true. (1/2)
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Joan Miró @joanmiro.bsky.social · 3h
Rhythmic Characters www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/not_de…
Rhythmic Characters
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Dr. Garrett Schumann @garrt.bsky.social · 3h
Should this come to pass (which I agree is likely and would be quite terrible) this will be the second time in six years that Dems will assume power to respond to Trump/GOP excesses and not do so People will feel the truth that liberalism cannot fight fascism but not know how to articulate it
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 4h
oh look paid protesters
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 13h
One of the best jump scares of all time.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screw Alito. His book comes out today, same day as mine, but my book is about the brilliance of Black women, power of community action, resistance to racism & oppression, & world-changing impact of books. Oh, and music. Which one do you think should be a bestseller? bookshop.org/p/books/free...
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Freedom's Daughters: How a Generation of Black Women Resisted Oppression Through Literacy and Education
A stirring contribution to America’s historical narrative.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review)From bestselling author Celeste Headlee, an urgent and eye-opening story of the women who risked everything t...
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But know this: the stream that wets this particular millstone has been poisoned for decades now by people with something to gain from chaos. And they protect their turf with the same kind of smug corporate doublespeak that makes it impossible to debate so many other aspects of capitalist dogma.
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I def don't have all the answers as to why there is such a persistent crisis/lull cycle in US orchestras, but one thing I do know from my 25 years at the high end of that business is that WAY too many execs and board leaders are convinced there is a magic sustainability formula hiding somewhere.
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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some ppl's thought process seems to go: since orchestras play mostly old music (partly true), there must have been a time in the past when orchestral music = "popular music" (not really true) and thus financially self-sustaining if not outright profitable (NO! COMPLETELY FALSE!). Anyway, read this 🧵
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post. op says "having a friend that's as insane about the character as you is great because you can say something like "he's so chewable" and not only will they agree, they'll say something equally as insane like "he's like children's medicine". a person responds, "vitamin designers discovering fred flintstone." op responds, "the only valid reply to this post everyone else go home"
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bring back ass whoopings
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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary @haydnpuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As I watch the new Kbash video on DQ7 I am baffled hearing about how every piece of friction is carefully excised
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
EYE’s channel has been scrubbed from search results and those bastards at Google did it during the Pordenone silent film festival too 😡 I still want to know what “violation” an archive posting mostly pre-1920 films committed
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He isn’t old. He isn’t out of touch. He isn’t confused. He is choosing who will rule. Men — even those who love men — are citizens and everyone else isn’t. Thats it.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being an artist is cool bc it's like telling people "I was really good at playing pretend as a child so I had no choice but to go pro."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dolly Parton's death inspired me to be nicer on the internet. I have been **trying** and failing to remake myself in her image but good goddamn it has been a hard week for that.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Haden Plouffe is Very Scary @haydnpuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only reason I didn't immediately suggest them is that a lot of Ye Olden Monster Movies may feel slow and boring by today's standards if you're 11
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.
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Hexxy @ Gensokyo tourism @hexxyscaletailvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm fucking cooked, I went to the DMV and the screen where they show your spot in line just started showing this instead
G-Darius (PSX) screenshot:
WARNING!
A HUGE BATTLESHIP
QUEEN FOSSIL
IS APPROACHING FAST
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As modes of locomotion, "scurry", "skitter", "scutter" and "scuttle" all describe essentially identical activities, but they connote very different things about the creature so acting. I cannot articulate what that difference is, but I'll know at a glance whether a writer has picked the wrong one.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also believe in restorative justice but I don't think that means you get to become a pillar of a community and garner an audience and an income that relies solely on everyone including yourself staying silent about your actions. In the VIDEO GAME SPHERE no less.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can completely go along with the broader fascist project every step of the way and still have this happen to you over daylight savings time
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
“It was a long time ago” “it was a one time thing” “it’s clear he feels remorse” “it’s not worth ruining his whole life over something like this” “what if what he did wasn’t even that bad” “people deserve second chances” these are the same defenses every victim hears about their abuser. every time
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