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@guardianexchange.bsky.social
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artist, writer, pervert; it if you're better than me, she if you're not. high-quality subordinate, low-grade communist. @comradejaney's personal property. taken thrice-over. not for men. out beyond the border now, and never coming back.

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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 42m
>doujin is tagged "chastity belt" >they unlock her on page 3 why is it legal?
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 1h
Giving Rayquaza some change and getting it to pick up some beer from the bottle shop for me
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 2h
I interpret this as Koga really hamming it up in a way that's appropriate for when you're testing the abilities of a child.
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 4h
grovelling. try it out sometime
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 5h
recreationally assigning beastieball traits to girls of my acquaintance
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 16h
the stupid necromancy conspiracy theory thing has been making the rounds again, so here's your reminder that it has ALREADY BEEN DEBUNKED and i've addressed it extensively in interviews. let's not spread misinformation. archiveofourown.org/works/80140501
How the Royal Household Sees the Funeral Conspiracies

by Ingeny

Summary:
Two months after the State Funeral massacre, the Royal Communications Secretary discusses the rumors that have cropped up in its wake

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The State Funeral for His Immaculate Majesty King Hivemoon was, to put it simply, an unmitigated disaster, and has barely left the news cycle in the weeks since [...]
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 4h
nobody ever cites coquette dragoon as a mechsploitation forerunner. what's up with that. it's not a direct point of influence obviously but the points of similarity are pretty undeniable
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 5h
& frankly with regards to lrt i could do without the cumming on the boots
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Faerie Princess Blueberry @princess-blueberry.bsky.social · 7h
the "forcing your botgirl to download 20 terabytes of porn to fluster her" thing is getting old. make your botgirl download 20 terabytes of etiquette manuals and essays on chastity, then make her cum on your boots in a back alley
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 5h
it is so comically perfect that the meat of frogs tastes like a midpoint between a land-dwelling animal and a water-dwelling animal. a child would assume this, and be correct
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 5h
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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 21h
you don't understand at all. biology is the resilient substrate, that which stands up for billion-year timescales. what is concrete, what is steel, what is silicon before adaptation? it is not a matter of sentimentality, of gigayears of cruft and junk. if you want permanence, life is your clay.
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 7h
thinking about the early-victorian-period-underwear-accurate folded clothes dogeza
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of the div 1 players in the ncs is running offense wottle!! soo cool. for those who do not into beastieball, wottle is a little green plant-dog widely considered one of the least viable beasties in comp. building a team around one is like maining yoshi at a melee event. rlly hope igor sees top 6
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Dr. Z's Tomb of Terror @zigmenthotep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, Gary Gygax was a horrible person, but playing or otherwise supporting D&D doesn't automatically mean you support his terribly views and actions. It means you support the terrible views and action of Hasbro.
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Bramblefix, daughter of the cosmos @bramblefix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shura's a big big lass but she loves to be treated like she's small... 💕 Paris always provides!!
Paris, a bobcat girl, strapping Shura, a lion girl. Shura is bracing herself on her arms, one leg stretched out and one curled beneath her, as Paris crouches behind her with her hands on Shura's thigh and waist.
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
photography is a depraved practice. if you own a camera you are a pervert
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of my favourite instances of a dev using the tools they're given to adapt in an out-of-scope mechanic is how the fear & hunger games handle forcing locked doors or gates as a literal battle against the door
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/10/2026
nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social • 1h i don't believe it i-i had to see i came back haunted
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JAV Titles d @jav.scd.lol • 1h
Maniac Blow Job Collection 4 Hours 32
Girls
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
women online will try to get you to play gacha games. but you can't do it. it just isn't possible
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atra •,• @pythianpup.stygiansli.me · 02/10/2026
a ceiling hook is the hottest thing a girl can have
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOD i LOVE my FAT WIFE
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
-ward is either a direction, or a condition-specific hospital containment wing. So I get worried when you say we're going "heaven ward"
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing is i do spend a lot of time envisioning all of the butches i know in elaborate femmewear. it's not good of me, and i do it all the time
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dream askew is good but it relies on a significant degree of preexisting improv storytelling competency while mysteriously insisting that it is "beginner-friendly". like it just lies to you about its own difficulty level and the sorts of skills required to have fun with it
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mind you, separate from any sentiment on the quality of dream askew / dream apart as games: "belonging outside belonging" is such a jerkoff thing to call your engine
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
presenting myself to the forcefem basement for remedial treatment with an Owner's authorisation form, two changes of sensible clothes, and a gloomy expression
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the abstinence vampire would like to menace you, dateably but not in a manner terribly suggestive of doing anything before marriage
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a little tempted to post ass
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Stedilnik @stedilnik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Relax! You're in good hands!" Comm for @evysaurus.bsky.social
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
body shop 🔩
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lay it all down
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guess~ who~ got~ bought~ a corset ~~~
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DEMUREHOUND. amynta tet - @kallidorarho.bsky.social’s HOUNDSTOOTH ch. II.
maggie as amynta; strewn on a couch, arms bound and muzzled, eyes wishing to be anywhere else. maggie as amynta; strewn on a couch, arms bound and muzzled, eyes wishing to be anywhere else. maggie as amynta kneeling and being respectful
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mimi @m1mim1mi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ticketa and ticketo i drew last week
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time i sing fair trade death march in a group context i start crying on the first "come back to me, come back to me" and then on the first "holy rust" im ugly sobbing and after that i have to belt out the final verse full blast even if it's a bit luddist like the song has earned it from me atp
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'yuppy' - a puppy dog's affirmative
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peanuts comic with peppermint patty and Marcie
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fray @demonrice.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
more women need to watch oniisama e. i know this to be true with my whole heart
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この耐えがたい世界に残された最後の僅かな良心 @toskarin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gun otaku. a dangerous sort. spend as little time in their company as you are allowed. though their texture work, it must be said, is beyond compare
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Zinzrinz @zinzrinz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think episode 26 is solidly an hour there's at least three episodes in that thing
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The part of WARHOUND that the author always seems to skim over is Handler getting increasingly angry because her hair is getting tangled in the cloak and the epaulets aren't laying right Also the lewd, relieved moan she lets out when she finally takes off the leather coat at the end of the day
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"hey. you look bored. wanna check out this funny prank i always pull on the new girls?"(speaking to the hiveputer) COMPUTAH!!!!  show the newest ensign a picture of her biological mother and turn on her butt plug's vibrate functionthe newest ensign mid dissasembling a rifle being shown candid pictures of her mother while the plug vibrates
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zill O'll Infinite is such an incredible looking game... I wanna do more runs of it but i'm still grumpy about how iffy the translation is....
Looking at the clouds, light shining downInside a fossilized creature in the desert, which has become a sort of organic caveFacing a horrible looking pointy creature in a cityConfronting a large figure while surrounded by a swirl of clouds
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how it feels when you're a moth that's got all sluggish from being stuck in the bathroom too long and somebody throws you out of the window
soulful image of vegeta standing in the rain
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