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demonica 👹

@monicadominator.bsky.social
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chill? i hate the word - as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They changed the Firefox layout and (trying to sound relatable, panicking a little) I feel like that episode of Star Trek where Worf tumbles through parallel universes until he doesn't recognize the bridge controls and his failure to raise shields lets Bajoran separatists damage the Enterprise
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
since the mariners didn’t make the playoffs, we can just be pure and true haters, like seattle fans are meant to
a text exchange. i say, “also the astros lost 🥰” and my spouse responds “praise pope god”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’ve been playing fields of mistria instead of being online and honestly it’s been awesome. i don’t need to be seeing all this
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is what mark wahlberg was saying he would do also
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You smell that?
It's fucking Autumn.
tony soprano quote
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
been really exhausting on this website for weeks. REALLY hoping we go back to fucking around on here after election season because jesus christ
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 08/09/2026
Posting "the computer from Star Trek is generative AI but you're not ready to talk about that" turning my phone off then killing myself
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that’s right, i’m pivoting to full time baseball posting. this is a sports app!! (no i’m not)
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
where was doug eddings on january 6th???
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/08/2026
Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x
Cop sliding parking violation envelope reading "Parking Mariner Ticket" with a visible Mariner ticket peeking out under a windshield wiper as a man in the background brings a palm to his forehead.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
unfortunately, without even reading the second and third paragraphs, i knew this was about bigfoot vs db cooper, because i have watched it. it is an astoundingly bad soft porn film, that almost makes up for it in the last ten minutes, when we FINALLY see db cooper, and he fights bigfoot
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is the first time i’ve truly felt bad for gen z. i was blacking out every other weekend in college, what do you mean they’re not even having HOUSE PARTIES
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
-i would simply not be corrupted by the magical object -killed ET with hammers -no bless yous for giacomo?? -buddy they don’t even let me fuck it
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Steven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃 @silent0siris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Burger King mpreg” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 04/08/2026
Inexperienced Seattle Mayor Apologizes for Naively Assuming Police Knew How to Do Their Job: tinyurl.com/3dv6uy9m
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson intently explaining something at a City Hall press conference lectern
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026
just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* so around 2018, litigation begins for what we call the omegaverse lawsuit. this requires some background knowledge, first and foremost what the “omegaverse” is. so, let me go back a little. in 2005, Supernatural, a show starring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki airs on —
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[MS] @rockoperapenguin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who collect massive paychecks doing fuck all; and the mayor, who just wants the police to do their fucking job. These are their stories.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me ignoring criticism I haven’t read of a Christopher Nolan film I haven’t seen yet
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i honestly can't wait for it to happen just so i don't have to see his fucking ugly toad face everywhere all the time
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this happened to me, as well. they're turning me into a mouse tomorrow
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So we’re just ignoring Jimothy’s selfie with the IDF I guess🙄
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i simply do not believe these numbers for millennials. where are they polling people from, salt lake city???
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
honestly, lindsey graham was such a pathetic worm i barely even feel gleeful that he died 😔
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 12/07/2026
We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
weird day today. mitch mcconnell called me and confessed that he was the notorious skyjacker DB Cooper. he told me he escaped, and I quote, “by going up”
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
please let me talk to these people. " okay, you think ONE in FIVE people are transgender? you think that ONE IN THREE people are muslim? JEWISH???? you think that 90 PERCENT OF ALL AMERICANS LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, TEXAS, OR NYC?????? you think nearly half of all americans ARE MILITARY VETERANS????????"
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My rotation is Sam’s Clues - Quordle - The Loop - Revealed - 4x3 - Smush I’ve been trying to find satisfying replacements for NYT Games because I cannot justify giving that DEEPLY evil company another dollar, and fortunately 4x3 and Smush are GREAT for the Connections/Spelling Bee urges
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
good lord. harper needs to be suspended and the offices where fan duel operates need to be [redacted]
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" sitting at a bar talking to the ghost of a bartender
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2026
eating a hot dog, leftistly
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/07/2026
happy birthday hotdogs
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i keep hearing people in her district be like “we know she sucks, but it’s the only way a dem would win here!! it’s better than a republican!!!” and i have to say — is it really???? IS she better than a republican???? how often does she vote party lines? i only ever hear her doing this dogshit
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
having blocked three to five of the most annoying posters on this website makes some discourse days really confusing. making myself log off instead of figure out what’s happening is an act of self care
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i’m eating macarons and gelato in pioneer square while live jazz is playing. what a day
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
in regards to my last repost - Seattle greatest city in da world
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
an australian fan just did a shoey on the big screen and the mariners set off fireworks after he finished it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/06/2026
just found out whats in cheetos. pretty scary! but you know whats more terrifying? they put a freakin cheetos in the white house
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i was just watching the world cup match and thinking “god, it must be miserable to play in this heat” because it’s a whole 85 degrees in Seattle today, and then i remembered one of the teams is literally Egypt. i think they’re gonna be fine
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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@glumbells.bsky.social let me in 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ i’m trying to send you a dm
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