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Howling Techie @howlingtechie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

A screenshot of season 18, episode 1 of Shark Tank, showing two men pitching a company named "Ball 2".

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I posted a joke the other day about how my kid wanted a Mickey song that didn't exist, and a bunch of people were like "just AI to make it." I understand needing to please a toddler, but man--that's just not how I want him to think about music at all. It's not a vending machine.

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is a mini christchurch but with the twist that you paid for it with your taxes

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Denver Nuggets @nuggets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jok is ALREADY doin' this kind of stuff...

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If a shadowy figure in a big hat and overcoat shows up in your Western and says “my name is Luther Burden” everyone in the wagon train is about to DIE

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026

Pull da plug then

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what parenting feels like

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my review of the third Dune book: sandworm Bar Mitzvah, spooky scary / boys becoming men. men becoming worms

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026

rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Eric Bienemy is back so he and Andy are watching film from 1911 again

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Denver Broncos

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Not just someone else: Dr. Anthony Fauci.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

every time i try to break up with capitalism she seduces me all over again

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

NFL fans love to watch every game except when their teams are on then you want to fucking die for 3 hours

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A New Reconstruction @burleyzack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When you say Never Forget you think the planes hitting towers, when I say it I think of the deluge of death America unleashed in response. I think of executive branch power grabs, of Guantanamo torture, of a million dead Iraqis, of the cultural embrace of violent bigotry masked as patriotism.

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Andy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh man, it feels like Drew Lock Day arrives earlier every year. Really snuck up on me this time!

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm reading Lonesome Dove for the first time in maybe 20 years and there's a line that keeps coming back to me where Gus McCrae describes Jake Spoon as "too leaky a vessel for anyone to put much hope in." What a book, man.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

all these different teams make college football so confusing. just have one college football team and be done with it. settle down

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

my account got profiled in the nyt

When Older Adults Choose Life Along The Young

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I need to clarify something in this thread. It was Victor Marx’s own campaign that identified him as the owner of the mysterious LLC running his merchandise operation and selling meetings with him. It was the Marx campaign that filed the campaign finance disclosure naming him.

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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There’s definitely some bad consequences lurking under the surface of Victor Marx getting this platform and we will feel those soon. But for now I will simply lmao at Colorados most racist uncles giving their money to the most obvious grift of all time

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Telling my kids this is Trump and Natalie Harp

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

SGT. "SWEET BABY" (panicked): I have lost a visual on Mama. I have lost a visual on Mama. COLONEL DAD: Stand down, Sargeant. You're not clear to engage until after bathtime- SWEETBABY: Going in- DAD: that was a DIRECT ORDER, I will bring you up on charges to the Timeout Tribunal so help me God-

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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2024

(checking my unread emails after imbibing a strong liquor and falling asleep in the mountains for twenty years) jesus christ

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Elon: you know, the family, it has a baby so to speak Joe Rogan: Stewie Elon: yes that is it, indeed, but although he has the appearance of a baby he’s quite ribald Joe Rogan: …it just blows my mind. How he’s so little. And no one stops him is the thing. Elon: no, unshackled

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