iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Nathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 21h

Much like the Iowa steel plant, this is also not getting built

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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T-Kay @ttothekay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Sketch 78 - "SFW" Shirts This might be one of the most safe for work shirts Sam has.

A sketch of Sam arguing with someone offscreen about the quality of her shirts

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Zinthings @zinthings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lizard break on stream, soon IT WEEN everyone get excited #terraria

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Church of Civic Duty @alexflexnelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Through mouthfuls of cheeseburger, “we gotta do something about these data centers”

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very normal stuff

still the same account you unf...
@blackapostate.blacksky.app
(p) Made over 30 posts yesterday
(p) Posts over 20 times per day on average
please go to hell. as expeditiously as possible.
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I think we need to differentiate between "Al uses a lot of water!" (not necessarily bad on its own) and "Al stresses local water supplies" (a potentially real issue). The distinction is important because even "modest" use can cause serious issues, especially given the locations of data centers

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, go ahead, post about a relatively important distinction that matters, I say to myself. People can handle it without being too weird, I reassure myself.

Me: think we need to differentiate between "Al uses a lot of water!" (not necessarily bad on its own) and "Al stresses local water supplies" (a potentially real issue). The distinction is important because even "modest" use can cause serious issues, especially given the locations of data centers

A very normal person:

think we need to feed you to the ocean
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isla @punishedisla.bsky.social •1m
I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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grok "Crazy Horn" caluprax 🦎 @grokinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pump the brakes before you get yourself in trouble Rambo

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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026

its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot

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Jenny 🌹 @carcinoj3nny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's so ridiculous to focus on the water usage, the problem is the power usage and the pollution/ CO2 emissions.

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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026

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🦎 Snack @maridiansnack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think Nintendo should hire me to draw lizalfos. I know what the people want. They're all my husbands

A lizalfos holding a sword and sticking his tongue out

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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is actually a simple problem to fix but impossible for current tech oligarchs to fix because they are not even capable of understanding it let alone motivated to do anything about it.

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michaelxiv @phantomtrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have to return some videotapes. (by @keyposexiv.etheirys.social !!! )

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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We spend so much of our political lives agonizing over whether the candidate we like for objective policy reasons can trick Kevin McDumbfuck of Shithole, PA, into voting for him. It doesn't have to be this way.

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The second half of the Two Cake Rule tumblr meme comic, simply depicting the audience staring at two cakes - instead of saying “Holy shit, two cakes!” they are now saying “Holy shit! Cakes!”

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grok "Crazy Horn" caluprax 🦎 @grokinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This would print money for both the movie studio and Valve if they just locked in

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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jizz in my Pants: Analyzing the Role of Popular Music and Fashion in the Rebellion

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SuitedWolf @suitedwolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A necessary sacrifice for science

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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

checking in on TikTok

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"They're stabbing inflatable boats on it to try and sink them so the unarmed innocents onboard drown" is shit that 200+ years of high seas/naval tradition would answer simply with "cutlass, possibly grapeshot"

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would not go as far as endorsing or condemning this but I feel comfortable making one statement and that statement is: lmao

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/09/2026

Scenes from the entomology underworld

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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Sataen @sataen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

bat obi!

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grok "Crazy Horn" caluprax 🦎 @grokinator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking it over, definitely Luigi's Mansion when I got it on release in 2001

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

family annihilating the GOP would be on brand for him

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There should be a “you’re clearly going through it, log off for your own good” type temporary ban. Like, you’re not being punished so much as protected from the humiliation and vulnerability of a public nervous breakdown. It feels vaguely, idk… intrusive or exploitative or something watching it.

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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Literally the most juiceless comeback on planet earth bsky.app/profile/rysw...

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026

“you think your cyberpunk dystopia has high gas prices? you are like little baby, watch this”

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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

God bless the French, man.

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grok "Crazy Horn" caluprax 🦎 @grokinator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Suckers and losers that died for a pedophile rapist president, sad!

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Alfie! (raffle in pinned) @lookin4serenity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Forever thinking about vaping Toriel

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026

cops doing the drug bust photo op with a bunch of rolls of toilet paper is incredible, no notes they've even got the K9 unit in the picture, give that dog a roll to play with

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Fivel🐊🍕 @fivel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New canvassing tactic: drawing big titties for attention

Bald eagle baddie with big bazongas wearing a shirt that says "VOTE!!!! please I'm so sick of this shit"

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olivier poplin enjoyer @verynormalguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

claude wrote my appeal, figured it was the only honorable thing to do given the vile tech bog monsters arrayed against me. The bot argued my post was a threat and refused. new conversation, told it I wanted no commentary, did the trick. never destroying humanity like that, claude

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Peter Marino @mondium.ai · 17/09/2026

I choose to see all this as a very good thing, because it means that, once we rid ourselves of Trumpism, the precedent will be set. We are getting TTIP-PLUS in a dry run before we have the political will to attempt to join it ourselves

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Shannon and Brian in the front seat of a car with the text

"Oh yea btw.... We're not going to McDonald's I'm taking you to the mental hospital"

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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026

HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

good news, pigfuckers! the FBI won't fire you just for indulging in some barnyard antics. Senators wanted to know why. "because reasons," answered Krazee-Eyes Kash. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the insanity of it all. link is here: bit.ly/4yLgOid

I shit you not. it’s now official FBI policy that bestiality aficionados no longer have to fear for their jobs, if their significant other happens to moo, or bark.

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DaPanda @destiny-islanders @dapandabanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

macklemore is donating to: -palestinian children's relief fund: www.pcrf.net -HEAL palestine: linktr.ee/HealP2 -gaza soup kitchen: gazasoupkitchen.org -medical aid for palestinians: linktr.ee/MedicalAidfo... -unrwa usa: linktr.ee/unrwausa -american near east refugee aid: linktr.ee/aneraorg

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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

John? Why are you sharing this John?

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