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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alright looks like the UAE refusing to accept that it cant be any kind of regional power may have just fucked the election for the gop even harder lmao

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And that information was that he was a convicted rapist!

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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rotor @rotor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

fuckin lmao

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will believe in my crackpot WY-SEN flip theory before i belirve in blorida

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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This poster has been referred to the Délégation générale à la langue française et aux langues de France for using the term "Lady Hitler" instead of "Madame Hitler." The gendarmes will be at your door presently. Please do not resist.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fellas, is it toxic to do dialectics?

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HDKirin @hdkirin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The demo for Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered is now out on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/3841510/...

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Gay ISIS Brony @rainbowdaesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In accordance with Megans Law, Matt Gaetz cannot beg for votes within 1000’ of a school.

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Eustis Bell @eustisbellusaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He lives!!!!

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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wait, this is the exact situation that characterized the Reconstruction Era. Folks, we have come full circle Phenomena arise because of causes and conditions. When the same causes and conditions obtain once again, the same phenomenon must arise All power to the Reconstruction Congress

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gotta say maintaining skepticism Dems would take the senate into the summer and the ballot would widen has made watching it happen way more fun.

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[electric six voice] goin' to the CHEESE STORE. THE CHEESE STORE

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bikesforcenturies @theodora2b.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Lucas county Stonewall Democrats (Toledo area, Ohio 9th house district) have sent a letter to Congresswoman Kaptur over her transphobic ad and demand it be taken down and will be highling the ad and Rep Kaptur's open transphobia until election day.

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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Prediction: there's an upcoming *domestic* khat moral panic

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anyone got numbers on 08? Im curious to see how the economy question skewed for dems when the big one hit.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

trump staffer desparatly asking grok how to bring down fertilizer prices

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Americans will look at this and say “that’s what I need to drive my kids to school in suburban Dallas”

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026

A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The US military has an almost 2 decade long record of bombimg random weddings. It doesnt bomb civilians because its an accident uwu, its because the people who designate these targets like bimbing civilians and have been given unlimited leeway to do so.

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OG 2Tone @offbydesign.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

Mayor Scott deserves his flowers just as much as Mamdani. He's doing a lot with less and cares heavily for the city but doesn't get the recognition.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hasan is correct lol just google “civilian deaths Iraq war” sorry if that offends.

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Forever annoyed the atheist movement collapsed into islamophobia and misogyny. Makes it impossible to talk about the fact that a big chunk of the country views us as unelectable without sounding like a whiney redditor

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I always thought our immune system would be incredibly weird when viewed out of context. yes alien we do have a sophisticated system of cells complete with specializations that is so good at what it does that it can grant immunity, why are your ocular appendeges bulging???

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

even if you're not in a position to give, please consider a reskeet! bsky funded most of a state legislative campaign through the dogged effort of @utopia-defer.red

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Last generation to get lead brain and the last bouts of post ww2 prosperity, want what their parents had but are closer to millenials in terms of material conditions than boomers.

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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 14/09/2026

The protestor is yelling 'HE SUES HIS PATIENTS', which tells me that the New York Times story on about Sen. Roger Marshall suing his patients - and some of them winding up in jail - has broken through in Kansas.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Osama bin Laden's mom with a newspaper clipping of 9/11 lovingly kept on her fridge.

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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026

Got yo shit ganked by a muthafukka in birkenstocks.

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lmao gas prices jumped like 20 cents over night

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This airline rules so hard

Ryanair will dispute passenger's claim he was sucked out of window
CEO Michael O'Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked 'towards' but not out of the opening
Business live -latest updates
Gwyn Topham

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

No fuckin way. If blorida is in play then shit is truely wild. I will laugh my ass off if @byrdforsenate.bsky.social somehow pulls it off

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So the houthis take an important port that jacks up gas prices right after labor day when people in the us start paying attention to midterms eh?

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This kinds goes into why i think were past the crest on this wave of right wing reaction, its biggest names just dont do anything. Kirk was their hero and hes ultimately just another motivational speaker with a niche podcast

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHEN BULBS LASTED A THIRD AS LONG WHEN THEY ATE TWICE THE POWER

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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

stupid sexy piker - trumpapalooza, 2026

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