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Holly BroLightly

@gracekellykapowski.bsky.social
330 followers 142 following 491 posts

formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭 Angry. Like, all the time.

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes. shop.flavorflavofficial.com
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Robert Stribley @stribs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wrote this one before the last election and just came across it again. Now the images seem even more chilling. The grinning support for cruelty and terror. stribs.medium.com/the-most-hor...
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The Most Horrifying Image From U.S. Politics in Recent Years
History repeats as photos of people supporting mass deportations reflect their cruelty and indifference to the suffering of others
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
this is not a drill! oldest got his drivers license today and picking his sister up as his first solo drive I FINALLY HAVE AN IN-HOUSE UBER
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i identify as MAMA Make America Matriarchal Already!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
when you're on the edge of havinf to pee that's the precipiss
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Insane that I have the ick for an entire men’s hockey team at once.
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
awww, I remember when I was a tiny baby shitposter and felt like it was mean not follow everyone back she was a different person
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
🎶 His pants are on fiiiirrrrrre His pants are on fireeeeeeuh That boy is on firrrrrrre His pants still on fireeeeuh🎶
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
IG famous bb
Insta from the Drink Cheerwine account, it's a SS of my BLUESKY post that says "Cheerwine iz bae" which is funny bc it was a joke post but also I do really love Cheerwine. It has 84 likes lol.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
hmmm maybe what we need is a dot CALM boom
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
rapper Nelly pivoting to the children's party entertainment space (decorations, clowning) with his company the Ballunatics
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/02/2026
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
can’t wait for him to find out I’m getting folded like a sheet by men half his age 😇
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
istg this man has no clue how many times I’ve crafted elaborate fantasies of how I’d end him
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/02/2026
Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
idgaf if it’s cliché a young, hot firefighter invited me for a private firehouse tour and I think it’s perfectly acceptable to use him exclusively for his body
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
what’re you gonna do? sue me?? sue my dick
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If y’all are wanting to support women’s sports 👇🏾 open.spotify.com/track/5Qv8SU...
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She Got Game
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
You may think that the first Lean Cuisine of the evening is the most satisfying, but I often find it's the third or the fourth.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 23/02/2026
don draper inventing some kind of reverse bechdel test
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Some Sunday nights I'll log on to bluesky, chastise the userbase, then shut off the lights and enumerate my regrets in a thin whisper. Other times I'll play Nintendo.
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Women on women have lots of good cunnilingus, men on men are WAY more passionate and vocal, gay porn beats hetero nearly every time. In this essay I will...
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
sooo actually I am getting a little mad that I can’t get into my old account didn’t realize how many shitposter mutuals were getting verified
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
accidentally used a good hinge prompt and regretting it only been mean to a couple men so far 😒
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This one hits hard.
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
She’s right. Huge organization push here in GA to keep the pressure on
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sometimes I get the same feeling on here like when I wander into a room and forget why
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
officially hit the point where I don’t wanna be right anymore. pattern recognition is a curse rn
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
when you say “ill eat dog shit for lunch if i have to” two years before we’ve even heard what’s on the menu, it kinda makes it sound like you *want* to eat dog shit for lunch. and unless you’re trying to convince everyone to eat dog shit, maybe spend some time thinking about some other options, k?
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
sometimes when I’m feeling surly like let’s fight mf’er, I’ll start correcting their grammar.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
well, can a guy on drugs do THIS interviewer: i haven’t asked any questions
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
using my underboob to keep my pj pants up
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I know ppl hate true crime content consumption, but this is the biggest true crime story in history it’s just a matter of time until the white wine moms are truly activated
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the Venn diagram of eugenics proponents and ppl whose gene pool wouldn’t survive natural selection is a complete circle
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
They should invent an empathy for men
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
anyone who gets off on the power of destroying innocence will do it again and again and again
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21/02/2026
pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-Nāșir
Bumper sticker reading:
HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA INSCRIBING A CLAY TABLET TO EA-NAŞIR, COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS POOR QUALITY COPPER INGOTS.
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
my hottest take that shouldn’t be a hot take is child sexual assault should have no statute of limitations
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
did I sign up for Hinge? Yes do I want to date a man? No do I want to shame men for my own amusement? Hell yeah
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
none of the men I know irl are even a scintilla as angry about the Epstein files as all the women I know. barely even registers matriarchy rising
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
wish this oligarchy would oligargle my nuts
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
hahaha i can’t get into my Bluesky Elder account for safety but posts of dudes openly jorking it make it into the Discover tab no problemo
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
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Holly BroLightly @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
not posting about them, but rest assured I’ve been committing at least one crime a week for the past year looking to ramp it up now that I know my entire life has been a lie goals are important motivators
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
BREAKING: Pedophile Deer Caught in Headlights
the disgraced Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, currently and forever known as a Jeffrey Epstein ass rapist motherfucker in the back seat of a car looking like he’s about to shit himself if he hasn’t already
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