Reposted by Michael GorsuchMicah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026if your agents are going to commit crimes, you are legally responsible if you cannot figure out how to prevent your agents from doing crimes, you’re going to have to choose between releasing them and protecting yourself from criminal liability imo this would do more for “ai safety” than a sex cult 522666524
Reposted by Michael GorsuchJoseph R. Lewis @josephrlewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"A Feast for the Eye" is here! Grab this level 4-5 one-shot for #Shadowdark on Itch and play it tonight! #osr #dnd #ttrpg josephrlewis.itch.io/a-feast-for-...josephrlewis.itch.ioA Feast for the Eye [Shadowdark] by Joseph R. LewisA level 4-5 one-shot for Shadowdark 0125
Reposted by Michael GorsuchKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed. 683673620
Reposted by Michael GorsuchMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574215824209
Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The cloud brought us shared responsibility. All I can hope for is that AI ushers in shared liability. This is so dumb. 140
Reposted by Michael Gorsuch🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Heard an interview today where someone said the dumbest thing ever. "When an AI agent hacks a website, there's no law that can arrest the AI." No mf, you arrest the person who pressed "deploy." wtf are we doing here? Did COVID turn everyone's brains into applesauce? 30891230
Reposted by Michael GorsuchBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I.... I need to update my will. 19723
Reposted by Michael GorsuchStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786502562
Reposted by Michael Gorsuchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter 2395398
Reposted by Michael Gorsuchbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Reposted by Michael GorsuchHieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 07/09/2026There's a very real reason why I tend to put on that I'm just a meager dumbass to professional colleagues and quick to admit my own mistakes and wrong conclusions. A lot of people you'll work with are vastly more open to learning from a fellow traveler than from the sanctimonious know-it-all. 011
Reposted by Michael GorsuchElizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026AI-written police reports! What could go wrong? www.techdirt.com/2026/07/30/a... (Reports about cops morphing into frogs, for one thing) 39824
Reposted by Michael GorsuchSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)? 828787
Reposted by Michael GorsuchGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024remembering the greatest interview of all time 1382722086
Reposted by Michael GorsuchColette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’ve been laughing about this for twenty minutes. 09512
Reposted by Michael GorsuchKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes. 753519317
Reposted by Michael GorsuchBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080522170
Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026love dinosaur jr youtu.be/KMPf5HB4rvM?...youtu.beDinosaur Jr. - Several Got Away (Official Video)YouTube video by DinosaurJrVEVO 000
Reposted by Michael GorsuchGilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up. 7683811779
Reposted by Michael GorsuchJeremy Green @jagthedrummer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This looks interesting. 031
Reposted by Michael GorsuchParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Yeah grandma, can you come pick me up? The other kids at this rap battle saw you kiss my forehead when you dropped me off 09222
Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026all day errday youtu.be/M0-kPte_Erc?...youtu.be"AI............is inevitable."YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing 231
Reposted by Michael GorsuchMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad. 11112282317
Reposted by Michael GorsuchJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026(mario during a breakup) it's not you, it's a-me, mario 381265173
Reposted by Michael GorsuchShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I am tired of this world-these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. 671441170
Reposted by Michael GorsuchHydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"Time heals all wounds" mushy, sentimental, naively presents healing as inevitable entropy, external locus of control "All fires die but the ones you feed" logical, makes you sound like a jrpg villain, internal locus, gives merit to acceptance but also more healthy things like revenge and hatred 61194400
Reposted by Michael GorsuchShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026pineapple on pizza is the literal opposite of an IPA in that it tastes good and looks cool which is 2 things no IPA has ever achieved since the earth assembled out of dust 57512
Reposted by Michael GorsuchRachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources. 02525592
Reposted by Michael Gorsuch🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026why isnt the teleportation guy U.S. Secretary of Transportation 88010
Reposted by Michael GorsuchAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat. 4863731782
Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026yeah, that’s right. That was me yelling at a goose this morning for getting too aggressive with my dog. I looked really cool doing it, too. 080
Reposted by Michael GorsuchJanne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 30/03/2026This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't 10640821020
Reposted by Michael Gorsuchderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/20262006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30 445182833772
Reposted by Michael GorsuchGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I wrote almost exactly this word for word in January: www.wired.com/story/donald...wired.comWe Are Witnessing the Self-Immolation of a SuperpowerWith Donald Trump’s actions in Greenland, Minneapolis, and Venezuela, a foreign enemy could not invent a better chain of events to wreck the standing of the United States. 17438137
Reposted by Michael GorsuchMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible. 2283104663
Reposted by Michael GorsuchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize 91134167
Reposted by Michael Gorsuchceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176863851
Reposted by Michael GorsuchRise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Gandalf to Frodo 119637
Reposted by Michael GorsuchArt SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Hey, remember to Stay Hydrated 🥤 27618
Reposted by Michael GorsuchPerplexing Ruins @perplexingruins.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Human Artists! Use one piece to convince people to follow you! 39117
Reposted by Michael Gorsuchslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this 359241724240
Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 09/06/2025absolutely bonkers that we live in a world where the president can say and do completely deranged and harmful nonsense day after day and a very large number of people think this is somehow good. does Trump give them some kind of nostalgia for their abusive parents or something? 150