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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 17h
STOP powerscaling kirby he's just a little boy. he's just a boy. the world is so big and he's just a little boy. leave him alone
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
office toybold guy who went to furry conventions in the 80s-90s when he was human
Derrick, a blue plastic robotic toy-kobold (lizard dragon critter made of plastic), also referred to as a "Toybold", with black horns and brown plastic molded-hair stands with a mug in hand and a yellow wind-up key in his back. His jaw is spiked with pointed chin-horchin-horns, but slender overall, as kobold jaws usually are. His claws are colored black.

He has a teal collared shirt on with a magenta tie, and a yellow earring. He's shown twice, once with khaki pants and another with black pants. His sleeves are rolled up, and he's sporting a watch on his wrist with spiked scales on his forearms. His tail is segmented, and he's got brown open-toed brown shoes with open heels for his back-claws. His pants are held up with a brown belt with a gold buckle. The toybold also has black horns, with black-tipped light blue ears.

He's also got glasses on, teal-colored "whites" of his eyes with black, roundish slitted-ish pupils. He almost looks like a dork but he's fairly professional-looking overall. As a human he used to go to furry conventions in the 80s and 90s. Grown-ass man.

In the middle, you can see different forms he can take on, including a staple remover, a pen, and a copy machine.

Text in this image reads:
Derrick the Office Toybold
Administrative Assistant
(and volunteer stim toy for bored coworkers on break)
Takes inbound calls and replaces any faulty office equipment
wasn't always a toybold. doesn't elaborate on past life

5" or 4'9"
(or 8' if you ask nicely)

Khaki Pants for Casual

Black Pants for Style
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Nessie @nessiefynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
snake maid #furryart
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
An older, alternate universe version of Tikal the Echidna, with black-colored clothing and teeth, red and yellow eyes, and claws, leaps forward while reaching an arm out towards the viewer, glaring at them over her shoulder as all of her face is cloaked in black shadow save for a single visible eye, tinged with a cyan highlight.
She asks, "Are you ready?"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
she gets around, and gets people around
Three panels depict a hand rising from a portal, Tikal the Echidna emerging further from it, and finally Tikal mostly exiting the portal, scratching the back of her head while looking down at the viewer with a wry, toothy smile. She's staring with round, circular irises with pupils like pinholes.

Her text reads:
"Tell me.
"What is your favorite means of travel?
"Car? Train? Plane? Portals? No, no. Quite inefficient.
"Let's try throwing."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
An older, black-clothed version of Tikal places a clawed hand on Amy Rose's shoulder, who is licking a strawberry popsicle. Tikal has a sharp-toothed grin, and sharp, determined eyes with furrowed brows, looking down at Amy, who has her eyes closed with a smile.

Tikal says, "Remember, Miss Rose. You must persuade them. Eye-contact, smile, and a firm handshake.
"There are many ways to communicate, but if all else fails, I will persuade them for you."

Amy replies, "Okeh!!"

In another panel, Amy is smiling strangely and looking at the viewer, presumably the hiring manager, with strange, wide-eyes, while very, very firmly grasping their hand. Tikal, cloaked in shadow with deranged glowing eyes, energy bleeding through them out of cracks in her widely, darkly grinning face.

Amy: "Hello! I'm--"
Hiring manager, off-screen: "It's y-yours."
Amy: "Haha okay!! wow"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robot who accidentally used Thread Locker instead of Lubricant: well this is. Haha, Well,
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Shadow the Hedgehog stands with a somewhat dramatic pose, looking at the viewer with his hands clenched into fists. He scolds, 
"That's a really rude and inconsiderate thing to do. What's wrong with you?
"That was really mean. You shouldn't do things like that."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Shadow the Hedgehog, posing with a wide stance and showing you his card unamusedly, which simply reads: "BE NICE 2 ME"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna make a story/game that is told exclusively through varyingly good-to-bad faith video essays/plot summaries done by youtubers who all have differing interpretations of the text. The only semi-accurate take comes from one of those Ending Explained channels because it just summarizes the plot
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
legit forgot I made Snorp the YCH earlier. how could i forget Snorp so soon... she's Snorp! You know her. I'm so sorry, Snorp
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reverse-YCH SCP where a sentient Vaguely-Fox-Shaped-YCH retcons itself into various pics you made because it just wanted to be included. if you give it a backstory and draw it on-purpose and add details to it, it turns into Your Character and becomes placated, losing its sentience but now content
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hearing SPAWN for the first time got me happy and irritated because that kind of thing was what I was waiting literal years to see in deltarune. You can't give me Amalgam in Undertale and say "oooh the next game is gonna be SPOOKY" but we gotta wait years to get a proper Nightmare Fetus? outraged
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" batman confirmed to be the kinda guy who suddenly goes "BOO" at you and makes fun of you for flinching
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guy who is Fine with queer couples but is borderline obsessive of one person Wearing The Pants of the relationship. gets distressed when told both parties only have dresses. rushes to the store to get some jeans. has a panic attack over it. someone needs to wear the pants. they gotta wear the pants
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Jelly @jellyjampudding.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another page of (mostly) cats with big shiny noses
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Believer but he keeps counting: Forty-Eighth's things Forty-Eighth
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Knuckles the Echidna, posing strongly with buff arms like Boom Knuckles, glaring up with a sly, wide smile. Text above and below him reads,
"HOW I BE
"ETIGN DINER"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Closeup of Jack Thundervolt, a sentient human-sized action figure of an anthropomorphic dragon. He's Buff. He's Shapely. He's staring seriously off into space. Also very teal. He's got slick black hair, blue "jeans" (painted onto his body), and a black tank top with cool subtle blue highlights. In my opinion, anyway. He also has segmented joints and is made of plastic. Because he's an action figureFull uncropped collage of Jack, featuring a fullbody of the previous picture, along with two headshots of him. In one he's making a stern glare with a smirk, saying, "Catcher in the Rye? Ch'yeah. More like. Catch this Die. I'll kill you"

In the other headshot, he's giving a friendly, open-mouthed smile at something. More approachable, aside from the visibly sharp, triangular teeth.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what they say
Jack Thundervolt, a buff, teal, toy-dragon guy in a leather jacket and sick, slicked-back black mullet of plastic toy-hair, drives a car. He smirks, eyes narrowed and focused on the road.
"You know,
"Heh.
"They say,
"'When Life gives ya Lemons, make Lemonade.'"

Vance, a scruffy twink toy-dog guy in a white, pointed beanie, stares back at Jack with concern from the passenger's seat.

"--
"
"yeah ?" Vance asks, warily.

Jack is silent, staring majestically at the road with his flowing mane and chiseled jaw. A handsome dragon indeed.

He looks over in Vance's direction, smiling with a grimace,
"but when Life
gives ya
"Meatballs....."
"Heheh.

"Hahahah."

Jack laughs off-screen, while Vance can only stare back, failing to reply as his speech bubble simply reads,

",,,--"

Jack begins to laugh hysterically and boobily, his open-chested jacket showing off his pecs and cleavage like he's some kind of man-freak. He stares wildly, beyond the road, beyond his destination, and laughs maniacally, showing off the sharp teeth bared from his mechanical jaws.
"haHehehHEHAHAHAHAHAHA" he cackles, speech bubble getting cut-off the side of the screen. Vance is staring back at him in the corner of the panel, scared for his life.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Valerie! she's a magician, and a hacker. a haghkician a biological chimera. a raven, a wolf, and a lion. a rawolion
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Knuckles the Echidna looking performatively skeptical, saying,
"Actually, Cars are just little guys in suits who run around for you. None of it is real."
"That is ridiculous, Knuckles." says Tails.
"Sonic's just one of those little guys who crawled out and got away. That's why he's so smug about everything." says Knuckles.
"Just because badniks--" Tails starts, "Engines are real  machines that-- I'm not doing this"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tommy Wiseau hearing "I Can't Decide" for the first time: huh. it's like he's being nice and scary at the same time. I feel sex about it for some reason
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
next metroid game should be Samus getting to relax in her apartment with the animals she rescued, nintendogs-style. give this woman a fucking break
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Victor, an emo toy-robot-bird-man, and Vance, a human Gamer Guy in a pointed beanie, recline in bed together. Vance is on his phone while leaning against Victor's thigh (Victor has big thighs), and Victor's got an arm wrapped around Vance while propping himself up with his other arm. Looking down at Vance, while Vance keeps looking at his phone, Victor asks,

"If you didn't know how I sounded like, who'd you think would voice me?"
Vance replies,
"Either... Liquid Snake, orrrr, Wesker, from Resident Evil."
Victor adds on,
"I see. Any particular performance?"
And Vance answers,
"Kinda any of em. Like if we didn't meet I wouldn't expect you to have a New England accent, to be honest."
Victor muses on this, 
"I see."
Victor looks up at nothing, expressionless, as he replies,
"I always felt you looked like a Regular Show extra who would be voiced by Roger Craig Smith.

Vance looks back at Victor, who isn't making eye-contact. Everything seems to stop for a moment.
Vance seems stunned.
"though you actually just sound like Solid Snake off the clock to be honest" Victor says, off-screen with text cropped off, while we focus mainly on Vance, looking a little sad and confused.

Vance mutters, like a sad dog, dejectedly sinking a bit into his elbow that's now resting fully on the bird-man's thigh,
"Victor I don't know what to do with this answer"

Victor remarks, absent-mindedly,
"You know our stoat-buddy Brooke's last name is Wesker? Like, it's a pun on Whisker."

Vance insists,
"Victor I'm still dealing with this I need time to process this"

Absent-mindedly, again, Victor remarks,
"hey by the way luv thanks for buying me this sweater I really love you you know that"
His text is cut-off again, indicating we aren't really supposed to focus too hard on him saying it. Vance himself is more concerned about other things, now.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HC, a shapeshifting mecha-witch who provides other machines with outfits and wigs. spends like a solid hour trying different Looks before starting the day
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🔞FAT IS THE UNIQUE BEAUTY🔞 @hugepawbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
metroid: girl dinner
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Siffrin from success @pyrodrgn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here's my <60s edit for you commander
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need 50 edits of Samus holding a banana labeled as STARVING WHITE WOMAN going "im SOOOOOO hungry" on my desk this INSTANT
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like Kirby works best with Actual Levels, and Forgotten Land felt like a platonic ideal for 3D Kirby, but at the same time I DID enjoy Amazing Mirror. maybe they can make it work
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Consider a Trolley Problem except the lever is replaced with a button that brings back to life anyone who dies from the Trolley. But if you keep pressing it you bring back to life a single previous person who died. What is the most ethical course of action?" "That sounds stupid" "Irrelevant"
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Ian Hayden @haydenwhat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A Deltarune Checkpoint DX: Director's Cut (Original comic by The-Hydroxian) #voiceactor #comicdub #deltarune #thehydroxian
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Ian Hayden @haydenwhat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hedgehog the hedgehog (Original comic by @the-hydroxian.bsky.social) #voiceactor #comicdub #sonicthehedgehog #ytp #thehydroxian
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Scrumb II: Habitual Argonian Drawer @scrunt-muncher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@the-hydroxian.bsky.social helped me a bit with redesigning Tiara to make her more... feasible for me to draw. Kaita was partly why I made the jaguar-woman-car-robot to begin with, so I felt she could join in on the Tiara's weeknight dumpster fight. 🐺🐯🗑️
Two robot-animal-women are posing for a nighttime picture in a scrapyard.

On the left, crouching down, is Kaita - a blue wolfish kinda robot person, wearing a tasteful suit-corset outfit. 

Standing next to her on the right, is Tiara - a more mechanical looking robot with the only piece of fur on her being a loose faux-fur jaguar mask. The mask doesn't have proper articulation, so in order to smile she is pulling the corners of her mouth up.

Captioning the photo is the message - 'gonna get my ass kicked lol' with a yellow heart emoji.
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AVENGEDOG (Wishlist DEVIL CHASER) @avengedog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A cultured devil, that Mondo Wishlist #DevilChaser! store.steampowered.com/app/4301750/...
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Elton John Sitting: "Well that's just it then, huh"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
people liked this doggy enough to commission me to draw her a few times, and for that I'm forever grateful
Slick the toy skater dog pointing at something in one panel, and looking at a worker at a pizza shop while she shouts "What's up with this pizza?? Crust's so hard I can grind on it!"

In the next panel the worker is watching as Slick grinds a skateboard along the crust of the pizza in question. Slick is looking up at the worker with her arms outstretched as she balances on the skateboard, shouting, "SEE!?!?" while the worker mutters, "holy shit. i think that lil dog can talk"

This piece of art was ordered as a commission by BubbaNitro. Many thanks!Slick the toy skater dog, sitting on the ground while wearing a large (small for a human) sweater, lifting her arms underneath the sweater which lifts the shoulders up. She has a blank expression on her face, as she says, "I'm a bird."

This piece of art was ordered as a commission by Zevifa. Many thanks!Slick the toy skater dog, a dog-action figure with a long snout and large hands and shoes, wearing a small hoodie with a large zipper. She's standing upright while making a thumbs up, facing 3/4ths view. She's smiling. Her ""hair"" (a spiky shaped mass of plastic) is in the shape of a spiky ponytail poking straight out of the back of her head. She's also wearing a somewhat large hat.

This piece of art was also ordered as a commission by Zevifa. Many thanks!
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Blaze the Cat, listening to Amy incoherently ramble with a jumble of "BLA" and "BLAH". The interaction seems to be polite on both ends, albeit with Blaze with a subtly contorted face, with text pointing at her that reads:
*feigned interest in small-talk for just a little too long and she's at her limit*

A small fluffy boy is standing between them some distance away. He is similarly labeled as a "smol boy"
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Niko @nikoamiko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
often on my mind #nikoart
Hey. How are you doing?
I just wanted you to know that,
in Super Mario Bros 3
if you reveal a
Fire Flower and then
hit a coin from a box
that -would- give you 
a Starman if you were
invincible, the
Fire Flower will start
flashing and turn into
a *Super Fire Flower*
which if you hit it
when you're small it
will turn you all the
way into /Fire Mario/
instead of just
Super Mario which is
what it would do
normally

(quoted almost directly from
U Can Beat Video Games on youtube)
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You must not know about me," said the Dungeon Lord advancing toward a gang of adventurers. "I know your evil too well! I serve you no longer!" stammered one enemy-turned-ally of the heroes. "Don't you ever, for a second, get into thinking you're irreplaceable. "I'll have another you in a minute."
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BACKROOMS 2 ft. CORTEZ FROM TIMESPLITTERS Cortez from Timesplitters, looking around with distinct gestures for each word: "I Think We're Lost. We Need To Get Outta Here!" Diemarchive rotoscoped guy: "yeah uh this doesn't look so good" stop-motion gmod Heavy: "UH OHH! I think I soil diapar"
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what I love about the "He was whipping up amazing foods, like, making happiness" video is how incredulity and disgust is flipped into amazement and wonder. I keep watching it. I want to believe it's possible. I want to believe you can whip up actual happiness in a kettle. i need it to be possible
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cream the Rabbit, half-submerged in some low-detailed water/sand/some kind of lake. She's shouting, worried, at James Bond, who is drawn with a large head and is also submerged into the water.
He has a really wide mouth, because in the cover of GoldenEye 007 is looks like he has a long mouth due to how his hand is positioned over his face while holding a gun. Cream is drawn with a buck tooth and looks stupid as hell. I love her a lot

A text box reads:
[I had the nightmare again. Drowning in a sea of nothingness.]
Cream shouts,
"Help me! Save me! Save me, Misinterpreted GoldenEye 007 Cover Long-mouth James Bond!"

James Bond replies,
"You're on Your Own, Kid. J:"

"Phooey!" remarks Cream, "won't someone please help me?"
[I think it's a metaphor for the fact I do not know the face of my father.
the nightmare was from a memory, by the way, this happened]
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Conspiracy ad that's trying to imply specific things but also wants to maximize its reach and doesn't want to alienate audience members with too obvious dogwhistles: "These difficult times are not unprecedented. Certain forces want them to be bad. But you can uncover the truth. idk what it is tho"
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Asbestos @wellspkd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Niko @nikoamiko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
a swordswoman holds a grudge. but what else is new? #nikoart
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Tealful Eyes @tealfuleyes.art · 27/07/2026
Sketch/drawing brush needed some further tweaking. Doing a "Stress test" next... #Art #Sketches #Imps
Sketch by the artist Tealful Eyes of a happy Imp couple dancing together.
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been working on a robot design lately and I really got into drawing internal mechanisms. So, robot freaks, enjoy.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guy who pronounces "Résumé" the same as the word "Resume": "My CV? Sure, here it is." Hiring Manager: "thanks. You seem completely normal"
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