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Michael Gorsuch

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wanderer of the wastes

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026
if your agents are going to commit crimes, you are legally responsible if you cannot figure out how to prevent your agents from doing crimes, you’re going to have to choose between releasing them and protecting yourself from criminal liability imo this would do more for “ai safety” than a sex cult
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well it sure sounds like the werewolves were running from the rats! 😱
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Joseph R. Lewis @josephrlewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"A Feast for the Eye" is here! Grab this level 4-5 one-shot for #Shadowdark on Itch and play it tonight! #osr #dnd #ttrpg josephrlewis.itch.io/a-feast-for-...
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A Feast for the Eye [Shadowdark] by Joseph R. Lewis
A level 4-5 one-shot for Shadowdark
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026
Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah. Currently quite confused how people can build and sell access to systems they themselves claim to be unpredictable / dangerous / utterly unhinged and also act like they have no blame? It’s such dumb theater.
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cloud brought us shared responsibility. All I can hope for is that AI ushers in shared liability. This is so dumb.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heard an interview today where someone said the dumbest thing ever. "When an AI agent hacks a website, there's no law that can arrest the AI." No mf, you arrest the person who pressed "deploy." wtf are we doing here? Did COVID turn everyone's brains into applesauce?
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I.... I need to update my will.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026
HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 07/09/2026
There's a very real reason why I tend to put on that I'm just a meager dumbass to professional colleagues and quick to admit my own mistakes and wrong conclusions. A lot of people you'll work with are vastly more open to learning from a fellow traveler than from the sanctimonious know-it-all.
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
srsly death how is this so hard. u need glasses?
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Check this out!
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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
AI-written police reports! What could go wrong? www.techdirt.com/2026/07/30/a... (Reports about cops morphing into frogs, for one thing)
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?
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badtrick @badtrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good to know
Google AI Overview confirms "Many sensitive individuals and online communities report that the energetic boundary feels unusually permeable right now."
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
fnord!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oh man you won’t believe what happens in part 3
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hi. good morning!
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve been laughing about this for twenty minutes.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026
I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
love dinosaur jr youtu.be/KMPf5HB4rvM?...
youtu.be
Dinosaur Jr. - Several Got Away (Official Video)
YouTube video by DinosaurJrVEVO
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
excellent life advice!
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Jeremy Green @jagthedrummer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This looks interesting.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yeah grandma, can you come pick me up? The other kids at this rap battle saw you kiss my forehead when you dropped me off
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
all day errday youtu.be/M0-kPte_Erc?...
youtu.be
"AI............is inevitable."
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(mario during a breakup) it's not you, it's a-me, mario
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am tired of this world-these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
Vincent McKibben, 25, a computer hardware engineer in Austin, Texas, grew up in a liberal family but enjoys the irreverent banter offered by right-leaning voices like Mr. Rogan. Recently, however, he has started to worry that the heterodox “manosphere” preys on buzzy culture war issues to attract attention, rather than offering substantive solutions.

But that has not left him entirely enthusiastic about Democrats. He said that the clinical, policy-driven voices on the left felt “very academic” and lacked a masculine charisma that people could latch on to.
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Brendan LaSalle @brendanlasalle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Time heals all wounds" mushy, sentimental, naively presents healing as inevitable entropy, external locus of control "All fires die but the ones you feed" logical, makes you sound like a jrpg villain, internal locus, gives merit to acceptance but also more healthy things like revenge and hatred
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
pineapple on pizza is the literal opposite of an IPA in that it tastes good and looks cool which is 2 things no IPA has ever achieved since the earth assembled out of dust
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
finally. Someone brave enough to say it out loud.
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Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I love this
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
why isnt the teleportation guy U.S. Secretary of Transportation
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.
Om Patel y @om_patel5
stop spending money on Claude Code.
Chipotle's support bot is free:

below or write up a quick summary.
Pepper |13:19:45
I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help?
Anonymous User | 13:20:18
Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach.
Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current
= head while current: next_node = current.next
current.next = prev prev = current current =
next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time.
Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today?
Pepper|13:20:19
Order Issues
Common Questions
Where's my order?
Upcoming Promotions
Cancel Order
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
yeah, that’s right. That was me yelling at a goose this morning for getting too aggressive with my dog. I looked really cool doing it, too.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 30/03/2026
This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't
A sign on the fence of a graveyard. It reads "No use of geiger counters on church property."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30
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Michael Gorsuch @gorsuch.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Oh man, I am so very sorry.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I wrote almost exactly this word for word in January: www.wired.com/story/donald...
wired.com
We Are Witnessing the Self-Immolation of a Superpower
With Donald Trump’s actions in Greenland, Minneapolis, and Venezuela, a foreign enemy could not invent a better chain of events to wreck the standing of the United States.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize
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