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Hieronymus Josh

@josh.mast.zone
263 followers 174 following 4K posts

Respected industry professional. Principal engineer in the capitalism factory. Computer Plumber. Nix weirdo. I work at a company and I previously worked at a bunch of other companies. Always gave a damn, never gave a fuck.

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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 54s
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 1h
some real classic 1980's white woman cleavage
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 3h
ahahhahahahah jesus christ
framework desktop configurator, starting out at $6,799 us dollars
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 3h
I bet 700 calories of lunch will fix me
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 3h
My job is to write linear issues here in the linear issue factory
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 3h
Seeing bay area tech people who've mentally conditioned themselves to see anyone with a sub-600 credit score as inanimate objects sobbing and crying online about the need for compassion and caring for the well being of LLMs inspires dark, never before heard slurs deep within my heart
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 4h
Bro, you're still listening to music made by humans? 🫠
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 17h
4 episodes deep into Silo season 3 and realizing I didn't watch the first episode which explains why I'm so confused
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 21h
there's nothing wrong with me that chugging an entire bottle of nyquil couldn't solve
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 21h
We gave people access to the magical work doer and told them to go as fast as possible or be fired and it turns out they're using it wrong? Weird, who could have ever foreseen this?
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 22h
Every day I pray that Joyce Carol Oates never becomes aware of me
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
Trump declares dubs better than subs
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
The conflict of being simultaneously too stupid and too smart to work at Google
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
Claude, approve this PR for me
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
We should spend billions of dollars getting Alaska and Russia to touch tips
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
Ah, my life long eternal enemy: the Stanford grad
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
solitaire royale, screenshot, fm towns (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/81924/p...
solitaire is being played. the help menu is open at the top of the screen. some of the card backings show an angry gorilla, a blond woman, a angry vampire and a wolfman.
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 29/09/2026
Listening to the latest FSIC episode and thinking about this
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 28/09/2026
what's that guy got that I don't? aside from a good personality
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 27/09/2026
Thinking about paying an old man united states dollar cash money to play bad video games and be like woah! this game is BAD!!! yuck!!!
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 26/09/2026
where is the silo how do i live in the silo
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 25/09/2026
Hey man, welcome to Instagram :) You want to see some dead animals? Of course you do :)
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 25/09/2026
If you have a radio show on NPR I'm pretty sure our class interests are misaligned
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 25/09/2026
Michael Ovitz of The Late Shift fame
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 25/09/2026
Sisters of Mercy - Dominion (Kidz Bop Mix)
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
your phone should scream in pain when you are at low battery. It should beg for mercy at max volume
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
I can't hear Depeche Mode without immediately thinking about sitting on an Amtrak for 20 hours to make out with a girl from the internet and hearing Violator through the wall of her apartment
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
two posters passing in the night
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 24/09/2026
A helicopter in black and white with red text over it that says SKY SINNERS
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
The glibc documentation notes an error code called ED with its description (errorstr) merely a single question mark, noting "the experienced user will know what is wrong."
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
At least AI will put the "SA lore" clout poster freaks out of business
A ChatGPT dialog

> who was the guy on the something awful music forum dj mix thread who was REALLY mean

I think you’re remembering Threatis.

He was one of the regulars in the old Something Awful DJ Mixes Megathread Mk.2, and he had a reputation for being extremely blunt about beginners’ mixes and track selections. Other posters explicitly called him out for being sarcastic and harsh toward new DJs.

His SA title was the wonderfully appropriate:

“congrats on figuring out how to use a machine with 4 buttons”

There was even a 2010 post jokingly “Paging Threatis” so he could sarcastically put down another new DJ by “hipstering all over his track selection.”

So yeah: Threatis is almost certainly the guy you're thinking of.
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
To me he's just "Normal Al"
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modula t. @modula-t.org · 24/09/2026
"Why Code Sucks in '26"
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
I hope you're all prepared to become modern-day intellectual warrior monks because you can remember your own home address.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wish I had a 2400 credits. I could use a half-dozen LAMs.
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
Learning ortholinear is now starting to fuck me up on non-ortholinear keyboards :)
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
[rubbing the sleep out of my eyes] huh? donald trump? the guy from the apprentice?
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goochland, Virginia Pop: 779 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goochland,_Vi… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
[learning about moon child in the middle of a depressive spiral] i don’t have the power to be his friend. i don’t have the power to do fucking anything
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
buying off a senator is just 'having a guy' at a high level
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
[hopelessly] lol, lmao
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 24/09/2026
The worst nightmare I can imagine is having north of high four figures followers and total strangers I've never interacted with ever randomly posting stuff like "yeah I always knew that guy was a chud, ever since I saw this [screenshot of one of my posts they've had on their hard drive for 8 years]"
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
I do think it's a little silly to pretend that the Boston Globe lesbian bar story is somehow exclusively a far-left phenomenon
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PinGame Journal 100th Issue Volume 2 VHS RF Capture : 2906s
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peaceful Suites And Restaurants; No. 3 CBN Street Road, Bank St, Jos 930105, Plateau, Nigeria www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
Sun Tzu: Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. Me: Is this about the lesbian bar?
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
[clearing throat] "Mx. Missile" is this anything
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
I would simply run an inclusive LGBTQ+ bar in a sustainable manner
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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 23/09/2026
the peps on this 'za better be cupped
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