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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 26/08/2026
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
when elon says that stupid mobile game he plays is better than chess he's a fucking idiot but when i say slay the spire 2 is better than a rembrandt or a degas i'm on to something
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
four panel comic

a guy comes up to me and says “What're you drawing?”

“I'm depicting my rapist as a soyjak” i say as i draw on a piece of paper

“my therapist said it would help me...” i continue, lifting the paper wearily

we see a crude drawing of a soyjak saying

“I deserve access to your body!”

a chad version of me says “No.”

the guy says “you need to limit your therapists screen time”

END
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just wondering what the end game is here
Cartoon of little guy at computer in a darkened room. Little guy's brain is talking to them.

Brain says: Hey man, just double-checking --
Are we *sure* arguing with a Pepe frog guy is a
good use of our time?

Little guy huffily replies: Look. I just need
to convince him *I'm* right, and *then* I can move on.The view of the scene changes and we can now see what is on Little Guy's computer. Little Guy is arguing on the internet with someone who has said "Nice Pronouns." In response, Little guy has asked "This U?" and sent an image of two Minions from Minions giving each other a massage.

Brain points out: You aren't making any points though. You're just replying with Minions p*rn.

Little Guy replies: Yes. And?
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wednesday of Guest Week can only mean one thing: A hilarious comic from the one and only @pseudonymjones.bsky.social swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
Today's guest strip from the great Pseudonym Jones
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/08/2026
really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Animal Crackers for Zoologists
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From Stephan Zweig's The World of Yesterday.
[P]erhaps nothing more graphically illustrates the monstrous relapse the world suffered after the First World War than the restrictions on personal freedom of movement and civil rights.  Before 1914 the earth belonged to the entire human race.  Everyone could go where he wanted and stay there as long as he liked.  No permits or visas were necessary, and I am always enchanted by the amazement of young people when I tell them that before 1914 I travelled to India and America without a passport.  Indeed, I had never set eyes on a passport.  You boarded your means of transport and got off it again, without asking or being asked any questions; you didn’t have to fill in a single one of the hundred forms required today.
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Marge Simpson mistakenly yelling at Bart meme. "Plex, no!" "What?" "Sorry, force of habit"
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Superhuman Safety Squad #5
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6: 

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The wish granter
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
pixel art velociraptor holding a pride flag with speech bubble reading "What? You think you invented it?"
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bullshit Jobs
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the pyramid, print ad, excerpt, zx spectrum (1984) archive.org/details/pers...
lofi pixelated protagonist sitting in a capsule with a gun turret.
text:
this is "ziggy". he is shown above in his exploratory capsule and is a true representation of the on screen graphics. you have total control over his movements as you explore the many chambers of "the pyramid".
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/12/2024
(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 23/04/2026
Actually it's the last picture of C3-PO before he was executed by the Empire
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Adrienne LaFrance @adriennelaf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is a big one. Stellar reporting from Sarah Fitzpatrick. To call it a must-read is an understatement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job
The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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🏳️‍⚧️ Miss 🏳️‍⚧️ Juniper 🏳️‍⚧️ Maxine 🏳️‍⚧️ @msjunebuggie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lot's wife
Cats observing snow cat
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This would be troubling if I wasn't so sure my parents get along with each other very well but have occasional issues with their phones.
At 7:30am: Dad added dad to the conversation.
Also at 7:30am: Dad removed Mom from the conversation.
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My father-in-law is a propagandist. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at 2003 opinion polling on the Iraq War together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to manufacture consent today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingiea computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 06/03/2026
cropped, this chart becomes amazing
Cropped chart just showing Bad thing and Good thing over the years
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ICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I drew the three stooges for my friend
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
make local coop to play with wife
Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 12/02/2026
who the fuck does youtube think i am
This Ancient Prayer DEFEATS Lust
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Nuke Silicon Valley ☢️ @goldengatejune.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What is this non-constructive proof bullshit? What do you get out of arguing that other people can make a good case? That's not the issue here, the issue is whether the case is right!
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
havin a beaker of wheat beer w/ my clade in 7300BC: SICK of hearing about Sky Father. ill keep worshipin the earth cheers

when a passing indo-european asks me if I've heard of Sky Father: indeed sir. big fan. im always sayin we need a more complex mythology sir. nice chariot btw
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
(Cool classics professor turning his chair backwards before sitting in it and addressing his class) Everything we love comes from somewhere, and today we are going to look at what some call the original Heated Rivalry
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