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america’s sweetheart

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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tonight’s gonna be a Hayden Pedigo album
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
songs used to be about asking a woman named rhonda to go out with you. now they’re all about dracula or something
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is she next up out of platos cave ⁉️
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
charly mentioned
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i thought it was tjobjobo as well
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when you need something to put in the mill, well, it's hard to go wrong with grist
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
supreme court rules that its his house, he's supposed to be there
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ugh, i should NOT have drank that mysterious elixir
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
your honor, my client had the zoomies
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june @june.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LindyMan @PaulSkallas
a lot of eye contact with beautiful female co worker on this zoom call with 4 other people
She looks good in the morning without makeup. Just woke up. Like a little fox that came out of the den.
Yeah we both feel the connection
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
website called IsItBad.com that tells you if something is Bad or not
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 @semiopath.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
few know that "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose," now accepted as a common law principle, was once the subject of a hotly contested jurisdictional split in the courts of 15th century england
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(looking at my phone and quietly chuckling) oh Sluggo, you scamp
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s everything works out fall. It’s deus ex machina september
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
straight pregnancy
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
People in town are envious of the little elf's cozy home in a log, though it is not the log that they covet, there are plenty in the woods. Rather they too wish they could be happy with so little. They make nasty comments about the kind creature, luckily he only understands song.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Honestly I’ve been waiting my whole life for a movie where Tom Cruise is DIGGER
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אסתי | esti @estibass.com · 01/09/2026
hopefully everything good will happen and everything bad will not.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
there's only one planet
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(speaking of a culture so distant from even the earliest civilizations that we can know very little about it) i would have cleaned up on chalcolithic central anatolia
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it’s all diminishing
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have you ever noticed that “New York” and “Paradise” have the same number of letters? Not a coincidence if you ask me.
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
everything’s coming up sara :)
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“my ex metamour is in that band” award ribbon
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 20/08/2026
a baseball is basically a type of flying rock
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
baseball was the first turn-based rpg
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have not been able to speak to the rivers after the last thylacine died in 1936, I can still speak with fungi, but I prefer not to. Their world is alien to me and their language is old and queer. Instead I focus on moderating a subreddit focused on pictures of greaser chicks.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We used to go fishing for cyberbream down by the old hypermill
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we love these dogs that roll on the lawns here in galesburg, don't we folks
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
aoughhh
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
awesome lol
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i am reminded by this site (and chloe) that i am the originator and proprietor of Handsy Femme Friday b.mino.mobi/meme/
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meme — personal memes + co-memeticists
Phrases you say a lot that nobody else does — and the few who share them with you.
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Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Critics agree it’s basically fine
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Move over “Nirosta Steel.” The new Prairie Princess album is out prairieprincess.bandcamp.com/album/jewish...
prairieprincess.bandcamp.com
Jewish American Prairie Princess, by Prairie Princess
19 track album
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is my new belief system btw i’m going chud but from an unexpected angle. ‘driving is soy’
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Natalie @nataliesnotinit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lady Bird in 2002, talking to her best friend at school: Nothing interesting ever happens in Sacramento. Nobody interesting has EVER come out of here. Lady Bird in 2012 posting Death Grips - “I’ve Seen Footage” to her Facebook: holyy shidt
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It would be kind of funny if I found a girlfriend and she was a furry. oh well. I'll be alone. I guess that's fine.
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
everyone wants to be a beast until it's time to do what real BEASTS do
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s a good faith argument drawing from common knowledge. I learned it from the dominant ideology
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i am transgender journalist and here is my journalism
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
oh i had no idea. do whatever you want all the time
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
hannah account
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
putting on my “it’s all due to macroeconomic forces” hat and asking everybody to please refer to the hat
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me as a lawyer addressing the jury: Look I've got a JD. I just know more about this than you
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sara @cispecos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tadej off the front again, what do you even say
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
dude chill out. it’s just the harbinger of your doom
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