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Mystery John

@glempy.bsky.social
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Sojourning alchemist, and secret, underground tweetsmith. Grey Ace. He/Him

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Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m baaaaaaaaaack
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 30/09/2026
[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For no seemingly obvious reason beyond “suspicious activity” my wife’s BlueSky account has been suspended
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Rebecca Jones @greenlady17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh HELL yeah
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James Patricks @jpatricks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heres the full page if that’s more your style ✌️
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Angie "Big spooky fan, me" Words @angiewords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the first time in ages, I've written a piece of original fiction for #SFSwap - you can read this short (704 words) comic sci-fi story for free at www.patreon.com/posts/170692...
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SFSwap Prompt: Helpful Suggestions | AngieWords
It's been a minute since I wrote any original fic, but the SFSwap challenge was a good way to dip back into it. Let me know what you think i
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My post for #SFSwap which I technically uploaded this morning but haven’t posted here yet. Prompt from @queex.bsky.social rogueverbumancer.com/2026/09/27/s...
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At Uni we used to set aside entire bank holiday weekends for this damnable game. Complete with secret treaty negations in the kitchen.
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Dorkomatic @dorkomatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My #SFSwap story is up - based on the prompt: “There’s nothing in the rules to say a robot CAN’T play basketball” from SamKurd42 (Organised by @glempy.bsky.social based on the original SFSwap by @frogcroakley.bsky.social ) #fiction medium.com/@dorkomatic/...
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SF Swap 2026
PROMPT: “There’s nothing in the rules to say a robot CAN’T play basketball”
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Th[Ominous Whoosh] @mrmoth.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
#SFSwap drop - prompt from @glempy.bsky.social, who also organised the scheme so blame HIM.
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SF Swap: Luna, by Thom Willis
We were on a school trip, I may have been ten years old, when I first saw the bee-speakers. They were sort of street entertainers. There were some around Covent Garden dressed in furs and barefoot.…
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A Demon Named Sam Kurd @samkurd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, here it is, the first short story I've written to completion in years. Thank you for the #SFSwap opportunity, @glempy.bsky.social, and thank you @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social for the prompt! Be warned - it gets pretty dark. medium.com/@sam.kurd42/...
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‘The Ghosts of His Tears’ — An SFSwap Story
Hey all, long time no see!
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: wrote a thing! It might be hosted on my Patreon, but there's no pawall for this post. Thanks to @glempy.bsky.social for reviving #SFSwap and giving me the kick in the pants I needed to make words happen again. www.patreon.com/RachelTonksH...
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SFSwap: Dragon's Den 2126 | Rachel Tonks Hill
My dear friend, Sir John of Glemp, has resurrected SFSwap from days of yore. Originally organised by Nate Crowley more years ago than I want
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have finished and posted my #SFswap story! Thank you to @glempy.bsky.social for arranging, and to @mrmoth.eurosky.social for the prompt. medium.com/@Thiefree/sc...
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Scout to Solstice
System check, cycle 215,211.
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The toilets weren’t great, but it did have this positively ancient looking plug/fuse box
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 stories are in, 9 warriors remain locked in battle with “the words beast”
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@ewacat.bsky.social important game based information store.steampowered.com/app/2870790/...
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Dumpster Gang on Steam
Play as a gang of mischievous raccoons in this chaotic co-op sandbox for 1-4 players. Complete ridiculous missions, steal everything you can carry, and outsmart a relentless Exterminator determined to...
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hooooly shiiiiiiit, it’s all kicking off in football land www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Manchester City charges: Premier League club found guilty of breaking majority of 115 financial rules
Manchester City are found guilty of breaking the majority of the 115 financial rules they were accused of breaching, sources tell BBC Sport.
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fun, useful things I’ve discovered this morning: a list of where all the toilets on the London Underground are content.tfl.gov.uk/tfl-toilet-i...
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After forgetting about this for an entire week, I smashed this out in a couple of days. Happy with how it turned out, and I like how knowing the prompt itself is quite an important key to unlocking a lot of the sly little jokes in there. www.patreon.com/Queex/posts/...
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Story - Common Assent | Queex
This is not, despite appearances, this month's story. Over on bluesky, @glempy.bsky.social did a thing where people could sign up to a flas
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do sometimes picture Klingon honour being something that is almost entirely an upper/ruling class affectation and a lot of normal Klingons just don’t buy in to it unless they also want to be part of the ruling elite
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These remind me of articles I saw on “anti-facial recognition make-up” in the earlier 2010s
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 23/09/2026
From the famous Tumblr thread:

roguetelemetry posts: 
LET THE BEES RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
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Liam U. Taylor @liamtaylor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
awhile ago I saw a post that DAYS was the best @themountaingoats.bsky.social driving album, which I think is probably true, but there's also a lot of nuance so I've made a helpful guide
a visual guide to tmg driving albums - list forthcoming
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newcastle was built on the site of Pons Aelius, a Roman fort at the end of Hadrian’s wall. Friends, you’ll never guess what the area of Newcastle where the wall ends is called…
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can tell we've got visitors in the office today because they've put the FANCY soap in the toilets
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This year was a really shitty year to try and get more into gardening
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1 week remains! Brave warriors! @mrmoth.eurosky.social @samkurd.bsky.social @captainraz.bsky.social @sasooli.bsky.social @queex.bsky.social @dorkomatic.bsky.social @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social @bolt451.bsky.social @collincannaday.com @angiewords.bsky.social @ewacat.bsky.social @dasmunch.eurosky.social
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Solaris Books @solarisbooks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welcome to Yoon Ha Lee's Hexarchate, home to epic military SciFi, Calendrical Heresy, space marines and immortal madmen! Buy the 10th anniversary edition of Book 1 - NINEFOX GAMBIT - with a new introduction from @annleckie.com ! geni.us/ninefox10th
Against a starfield, white text: "Explore The Hexarchate."

Covers for:

NINEFOX GAMBIT (10th anniversary edition)
RAVEN STRATAGEM
REVENANT GUN
HEXARCHATE STORIES

all by Yoon Ha Lee.
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Sexy apocalypse problem" is such an great way to explain the current AI drama
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We all have that one co-worker who makes you want to say “interacting with you in any form is a blight on my consciousness” right?
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh god i had to
The pope staring in mute befuddlement at a green glass orb, meme text saying ME and the green glass orb is ANOTHER DAT ON SATAN'S INTERNET
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching tech people tremble before the awesome power of AI feels like when an actor is “attacked” by a wild animal in a movie but they are just holding a raccoon pelt to their neck and pretending to wrestle with it
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am going to say two quick things that happened to me in two separate restaurants a few weeks apart. One a few weeks ago, one two days ago. They aren't really great STORIES, just incidents that I think are kind of neat, taken together especially. 1/
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John V Willshire @willsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having listened to the whole interview now, I would be both a bit angry and regretful if I were Mustafa Suleyman about that #r4today interview. The trail in news headlines across the morning was that he’d claim we could “create a new silicon species” if #AI development continued unchecked.
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh? is someone in tech actually being vaguely sensible... No. It's still yet more unhinged nonsense.
BBC News headline reading "Tech treating AI like humans is
mistaken and misguided, Microsoft
boss tells BBC"The head of Microsoft Al has said that unless adequate restrictions are
implemented in the development of artificial intelligence it could lead to the
emergence of a new silicon species which would compete with humans
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hazard Tarot — Organical Mechanical organical-mechanical.itch.io/iso-tarot
A Tarot deck made up of danger signs. 
the sign for danger of falling off a cliff sign for danger of falling off a cliff becomes the fool, a lightning bolt for electricity becomes the magician, biohazard symbol is the empress, and  the emperor is a radiation hazard there are 20 trumps and so those are 20 different dangerous signs to start with 
The diamond signs labeling hazardous materials for transport are used for the four suits and their numbered cards.
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The responses are tabulated and the dark science of randomisation has been completed. Prompts are assigned and #SFSwap is go for launch! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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SFSwap (Master)
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This MFer looks like he’s been cropped from an old style MtG card
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sign-ups for September’s #SFSwap close today!
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