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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them)

@captainraz.bsky.social
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Writer. Author. Cryptid. Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | patreon.com/RachelTonksHill

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A Demon Named Sam Kurd @samkurd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, here it is, the first short story I've written to completion in years. Thank you for the #SFSwap opportunity, @glempy.bsky.social, and thank you @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social for the prompt! Be warned - it gets pretty dark. medium.com/@sam.kurd42/...
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‘The Ghosts of His Tears’ — An SFSwap Story
Hey all, long time no see!
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Achievement unlocked: wrote a thing! It might be hosted on my Patreon, but there's no pawall for this post. Thanks to @glempy.bsky.social for reviving #SFSwap and giving me the kick in the pants I needed to make words happen again. www.patreon.com/RachelTonksH...
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SFSwap: Dragon's Den 2126 | Rachel Tonks Hill
My dear friend, Sir John of Glemp, has resurrected SFSwap from days of yore. Originally organised by Nate Crowley more years ago than I want
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who has two thumbs and just poured themself a delicious mug of hot water? I think I missed a step somewhere.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently the local stoners like to go for a walk about the same time I walk Odie, so now I have an inexplicable craving for proper ring donuts, fresh out the fryer.
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lor gislason🪱 @lormaggot.ca · 16/09/2026
Unexpected expenses means uhhh did u know I have books for sale on my Kofi?? Including a few DYKES! ko-fi.com/lormaggot/shop
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Visit lor gislason's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was basically the voice of my childhood. I will forever be annoyed that I am apparently the only one who wants Peter Pan and the Pirates on dvd.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/08/2026
Colm Meaney as Chief Petty Officer O’Brien in Star Trek: Deep Space 9. There is no caption on the image but it’s from when he’s saying “He was more than a hero; he was a union man”.
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lex! ✨ sleepy @paavonia.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
friendly art tip: just make it. please, make it
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Death, I said Dolly Parton was *last* on the list of millionaires we were gonna come for. Can't you read? She had a program for that.
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A Demon Named Sam Kurd @samkurd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just walked past someone wearing this banger on a t-shirt
The You Wouldn't Download A Car meme, but it says You Wouldn't Kidnap The President of Venezuela
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Powerwash Simulator 2. I will probably be fine, but there's definitely some weird shenanigans I'll have to deal with.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can I, a person who has struggled to write all year, finish a story I've been working on since 2010 in 20 days?
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*BANGS GONG* HELLO ATTENTION THIS IS USEFUL
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
five living writers that you've read five books by each NK Jemisin R.A. Salvatore Harper Bliss John Scalzi S.L. Huang
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Realised I've spent the last few weeks effectively performing exposure therapy on myself for Irn Bru. I could take it or leave when I first moved to Scotland but it really does grow on you.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stark Trek Enterprise title card featuring the NX-01 Enterprise flying through space. The title reads "The title music slaps, actually"
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What did you do today Tonks? Oh,not much, just spray painted a wheelie bin gold.
A wheelie bin sat on a tarpaulin in front of a gray building. It has been lovingly spray painted gold.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't think I've ever seen the tangy 'n' cheesy one before.
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Publishers, call me: I can have three sample chapters of my future bestseller “Neighbors Are Allowed To Be: A Self-Help Book for Dogs” on your desk by the weekend
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Writer friends! Does anyone have any recommendations for writing prompts aimed at getting back into writing after a break? Very much struggling in this regard right now.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Me: *watching a video that used the word weenis instead of penis* My brain: *activating like a sleeper agent hearing the code word* 🎶Everybody do the weenis The weenis is a dance Everyboy is a genius Who knows it in advance🎶
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In the UK a response of “not bad” can cover any state from “I have been bathed in the warmth of God’s light and know only bliss” to “the existential horrors of reality mean I am seconds away from caving in my own skull with this rusty pipe I found in the car park”
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
AO3 is unexpectedly down and I don't get to find out how lesbian love saves the world. What am I going to do with myself?
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We said goodbye to this sweet girl today. Mollie had a rough start in life but we more than made up for that with 16 years of being loved and spoiled. Sleep tight Mollie Moo.
Photo of Mollie, a mostly black and white Jack Russell terrier sleeping on the floor with her chin resting on a brown teddy.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Does anyone have a recommendation for a photo printing site that explicitly doesn't use your photos for AI training?
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Every trans person who insists on being seen is a living map for those still finding their way.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Today @samkurd.bsky.social has had important things to do, so I have been on distract the dog duty. I can recommend it as a way to spend the day. Bonus points if the dog is as clingy as Odie has been today.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Today in "things I had to say to my dog": No, let's not walk through the vomit.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
First aid triage guide called Maslow's Hierarchy of Bleeds.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The older I get the more intensely I believe that merely being able to sincerely say “I was wrong, I fucked up” inoculates one against so many kinds of wildly destructive personal evil
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Mass Observation Archive @massobsarchive.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This year we’re doing an open call for ordinary day diaries from the LGBTQIA+ community, and specifically we’re asking people to record their day on the 12th February. Whatever you get up to, we’d love to have it in our collection!
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kej ✨✨✨ @kejart.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
continuing the book topic: can anyone recommend a website to track the books you're reading, look for recommendations, etc? (something like Goodreads but not like... evil)
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Ana 💜 Comms and comics crunch 💪🏾 @ruiiplume.art · 11/01/2026
If you got a blorbo you love, draw them even if it looks like "shit" Draw them everyday to get your fixation going, even if it takes YEARS The look at the progress you made from the very first blorbo concept to now. Be proud of your achievement
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is the only chemistry knowledge I need. Could have skipped those pesky degrees.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means." Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I love Minecraft sometimes. I am currently waiting for the souls to dissipate from my hell compost so that I can grow dark bamboo that gives me gunpowder and hot peppers.
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Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Every dog or cat in a video game should be pettable.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
He's missed me so much this week.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Today's train journey is vastly inferior due to a complete lack of dogs.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm going to make a concerted effort to only put good things on here in 2026. There's enough awful shit going on in the world, I don't need to be adding to that.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Start your year off right by buying a bunch of queer books by a queer, disabled indie author. They're half price for another few days. itch.io/s/175961/rac...
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Rachel Tonks Hill's Winter Sale 2025 by RachelTonksHill
A bundle by RachelTonksHill, $7.60 for 5 games
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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager. title screen for episode "Year Of Hell, Part II" but the "II" has been exed out and under it is an exed out III and under that an exed out IV and under that an exed out V and under that an exed out VI and under that a non- exed out VII.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Wikipedia: "Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
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