Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 19hYou can see the split second where he's considering just spitting it right back out and onto the seat next to the other guy 010
Reposted by Mystery JohnAled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Daily birds 87 - Bearded vulture 1572131
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well with the number of cursed objects in your house… 000
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Shredding is great right up to the point that the shredder decides you’ve done enough pages for now and refuse to work for like an hour until it gets its shit together again 110
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Very likely, but this is up from the historic lows of the 2000-2015 period. We’re almost certainly no where near what it was like in the 80s and earlier 120
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My favourite theory is that as a society we’re no longer marinading in a high enough background level of nicotine to accidentally self-medicate the entire ADHD population 39225
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The only way this would be acceptable was if you did it so you’re 6 year old could make your voice say shit like “I’m a peepee poopoo head” 010
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A perfect, condensed, personal party moment. All the convenience none of the faff. 000
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Going to tie a cast iron casserole dish to a hose pipe and just meteor hammer the shit out of everyone 130
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Copenhagen is a wonderful city, but dear gods is the airport absolute dog shit 010
Reposted by Mystery Johnthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you’re half right. these are my clowns, but this still isn’t my circus 2280890
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on BlueSkystatic.klipy.comMascot Runs from ExplosionAlt: Mascot Runs from Explosion 010
Reposted by Mystery JohnNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree. 301834459
Reposted by Mystery JohnSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fishing is one of the few industries where the net profits are gross 1363
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I barely trust *myself* to do this, there’s no way I’m outsourcing this to anyone 020
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Art theft by corporations is always some heinous bullshit. But it does mean that I got to see this really cool ekranoplan 020
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And this is *after* she reset her password and everything, so clearly BlueSky is having some *problems* with hijacking right now 000
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It has happened again. I was also followed earlier today by a bald man in his 40s who had almost verbatim the same post Mel had after she’d been hacked 200
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026PowerBi is useful if deeply, DEEPLY unintuitive so get your weeping practice in 110
Reposted by Mystery JohnHare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 30/09/2026[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES 213143
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Have you instead consider simply weeping with despair? 110
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“You’ve been hacked maybe? Possibly you said something bad? We’re sure as hell not going to tell you why!” 110
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For no seemingly obvious reason beyond “suspicious activity” my wife’s BlueSky account has been suspended 210
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What format does it currently exist in? Even a link to a google doc should suffice. 101
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMass Effect AlienAlt: Mass Effect Collector "assuming control" 010
Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m glad that it’s all turned around for you. Excellent adulting. A++static.klipy.comEverything's Coming Up Milhouse! (Simpsons)Alt: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! (Simpsons) 110
Reposted by Mystery JohnJames Patricks @jpatricks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heres the full page if that’s more your style ✌️ 9286137
Reposted by Mystery John🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 8885862811
Reposted by Mystery JohnAngie "Big spooky fan, me" Words @angiewords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For the first time in ages, I've written a piece of original fiction for #SFSwap - you can read this short (704 words) comic sci-fi story for free at www.patreon.com/posts/170692...patreon.comSFSwap Prompt: Helpful Suggestions | AngieWordsIt's been a minute since I wrote any original fic, but the SFSwap challenge was a good way to dip back into it. Let me know what you think i 1106
