Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 17hJust checking that Julie the bot isn’t out there watching me and wondering why she can’t BE me.static.klipy.comCaroline Langrishe Looks Through BinocularsAlt: Caroline Langrishe Looks Through Binoculars 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you’re in need of a short, cosy and FREE read- might I suggest… www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...kobo.comThe Last Librarian ebook by Melanie Steele - Rakuten KoboRead "The Last Librarian A Quartz Falls Prequel Story" by Melanie Steele available from Rakuten Kobo. Some books contain stories. Others open doors. As guardian of the town's magical library, Tavin's ... 100
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just been reminded why I don’t read books written by menstatic.klipy.comMan Jumps into DumpsterALT: Man Jumps into Dumpster 030
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@rpgaboutit.com just in case no one told youstatic.klipy.comExcited for Pumpkin Spice Season at StarbucksAlt: Excited for Pumpkin Spice Season at Starbucks 110
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was the last bit of hope we all had that it was possible to be wealthy and do good. 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Never drank a pint of beer Never watched a football match 000
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 08/08/202696 — The Loom. The Tide. cadence 100 · vigil 1 · lexicon 15 · polish 87 · drift — · chorus 95 Six lines read off all 225 of my posts. A percentile among 77 accounts, not an AI detector. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=mrsglempy.bsky.… 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comThe Goonies: Sean Astin, Ke Huy Quan & friends with mapAlt: The Goonies: Sean Astin, Ke Huy Quan & friends with map 021
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Gas Engineer? Highly illegal and no one wants a dyspraxic messing about with gas pipes 😅 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.static.klipy.comCaptain Planet Points at YouAlt: Captain Planet Points at You 011
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026share an 80s movie you will always lovestatic.klipy.comDaryl Hannah & Tom Hanks: Lobster FeastAlt: Daryl Hannah & Tom Hanks: Lobster Feast scene from the movie Splash 020
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Not long ago (less than a year in fact) you got 1000 free subscribers and no limits on automations, forms or pages. 😤 020
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 14/06/20263.99 won’t get you much these days, but it will get you a rental of ‘What’s The Story Wishbone?’ and it will be the best 3.99 you’ve spent lately.static.klipy.comWishbone KnightAlt: Wishbone Knight 120
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@glempy.bsky.social was not in the least bit surprised by my result 130
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If you’ve ever tried to do The Artists Way but found it to be overwhelming or too structured you might enjoy my new book! Only 99p, can’t go wrong! 210
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I don’t do pew pew pew, only cosy vibes- so this is perfect! 030
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My actual parentsstatic.klipy.comPractical Magic: Boil Margaritas SceneAlt: Practical Magic: Boil Margaritas Scene 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Delennstatic.klipy.comBabylon 5 Ambassador Delenn He Is Behind Me You Are In Front Of Me Only One Human Captain Has Ever Survived Battle With A Minbari FleetAlt: Babylon 5 Ambassador Delenn He Is Behind Me You Are In Front Of Me Only One Human Captain Has Ever Survived Battle With A Minbari Fleet 030
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026@rpgaboutit.com Have checked the dates and I think the 13th works best. Here’s the menu for your consideration! www.artbox.co.uk/cafe_menuartbox.co.uk 100
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If your spouse doesn’t create their own Star Wars OC then who even are they? Top tier husband right here 👇 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I used to rent this from Blockbuster on a monthly basis 😅 The mermaid special interest is STRONG.media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and red tie is surrounded by a crowd of people and the word behold is visible .ALT: a man in a white shirt and red tie is surrounded by a crowd of people and the word behold is visible . 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I don’t share a lot of my writing stuff here, but if you’re in need of some ASMR… Cosy Fantasy Book Reading ASMR | The Lunar Quartz Library Chapters 1–3 youtu.be/GjQRbZDjaokyoutu.beCosy Fantasy Book Reading ASMR | The Lunar Quartz Library Chapters 1–3YouTube video by Melanie Steele Cosy Author Lifestyle 001
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Listening to music or watching videos with sound on in public. 120
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Hilary Duff has a new album out. All is right with the world. 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Peak charity shop find- choose your own adventure book! 140
Reposted by MelanieMystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Now that I’m back from Iceland, @mrsglempy.bsky.social has suggested that if anyone enquires as to whether I would recommend it as a destination I should channel Babylon 5’s N’Grath 021
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025@spindilly.bsky.social @glempy.bsky.social got me a proper sewing machine for Christmas. Threaded it and it worked perfectly on the first go and now I feel like a wizard 050
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If you ever doubted just how in sync me and @glempy.bsky.social are 121
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If you fancy a free book (or five, seven, however many you want) check out this promotion featuring FIFTY books to choose from. offer.melaniesteele.co.uk/thot-fana-pr...offer.melaniesteele.co.ukMagic & Moonlight Book RealmSearching for your next favorite story? Look no further! These bestselling authors have teamed up to offer a delightful selection of new books. Available for a limited time. 001
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Please don’t be that person who swears blind that coffee from independent coffee shops always tastes better than chains. I’ve had plenty of terrible coffee from independent coffee shops. Having marginally more ethics does not make coffee taste better! 230
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Scenes from Talamasca currently living rent free in my mind. Mostly the last one if I’m being honest. 020
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025My book is FREE on Smashwords! Can’t say fairer than that. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... 001
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025@spindilly.bsky.social HELP why does my machine not sew 🥲 Ignore the flash it’s the light on the machine. Open to anyone else who sews!!! 200
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I know what @glempy.bsky.social likes… it’s concert tickets for his 40th birthday next year. 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Penultimate episode of Babylon 5 did Lennier DIRTY and I am mad about it. That is all.media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a purple background and a green wig .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a purple background and a green wig . 240
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025As with many gaming related things my husband does I have *no idea* what this is about but I’m sure as heck going to support and repost 010
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My debut cosy fantasy novel The Lunar Quartz Library is out today! Read on for all the details 👇👇👇 114
Melanie @mrsglempy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Did a guided meditation to meet the spirit of my business (because I am woo woo) and turns out it’s Lennier from Babylon 5.media.tenor.comtwo men standing next to each other with the words " i 'm going to take a vow of silence "Alt: Lennier from Babylon 5 standing next to Londo with the words " i 'm going to take a vow of silence concerning this entire conversation" 020
