iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 2h

Being an SA survivor right now means coming on the internet and taking 7000 points of psychic damage everyday just for some dipshit to say “not all men”

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 4h

Spouse: I'm seeing if we can save on any storage space - do you need all these tiny pictures? Why are they all the same size? Me: They are my EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LJ icons. 😭

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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 5h

Hell yeah you can CC me C ute C etacean #art #whales

A doodle of a cute cartoon whale next to a computer. Caption reads “I hope this email finds you whale”

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BMcG @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 5h

[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 5h

So you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 5h

Look at these fantastic little guys I saw recently

Three wallabies behind a fence, two of which have albinism

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 8h

[sighs, wearily adds another name to the "wow fuck THAT guy" list]

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 18h

ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2

garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 9h

Most TV is just this now.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 10h

It’s my birthday! What an incredible gift to wake up to this Crowdfunding figure. Thank you so bloody much! If anyone wants to give me a birthday gift, all I want this year is for the show to be funded: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...

It's a Superpower??
Season Two
£5,550
Target: £30,000
139 supporters
18%
80 days left

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14h

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 11h

Inspiration for this dark, rainy morning.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 20h

Spouse was wondering why this week's House of Games was so good, and aside from that "end of term" vibe to it (because it's Osman's last week on the show), I suddenly realised it's because they're all comedians. That's why it has that playful 'take something silly and run with it' joy to it.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 29/09/2026

I love this. (and the people following the #linguistics tag need to see it too)

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

wow, I love the future. 😍

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frank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

how I am feeling about my autism assessment (I am a tran so I figure I get to hijack this meme)

Two panels, left hand is a couple of ancient Greek philosophers talking, right hand is a grown up showing a toy to a toddler. left hand panel says "talking about autism with autistic people" and the right hand says "talking about autism with the autism assessor"

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 29/09/2026

During my lovely 10 days on holiday I started thinking things like, "I should get my piano out again" and "I should read books again" and "why aren't I studying an MA?" while '40 hrs at work' waited round the corner like a frying pan to the face.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

I don't mean to get demanding, but if we hit £4,321 at some point I will personally be absolutely delighted due to having Number-Pattern autism. (heeheehee they make patterns) #ItsASuperpower

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

Person 1: Can you get the writing done on the van, but make sure the text is the other way round? You know, so it shows in mirrors? Person 2: Err, yep

A van with all the writing on it upside down. I photographed it mostly to check that I wasn't having a stroke.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

I've just struggled my way through a conversation where - due to the other person's accent - I mistakenly parsed every single 'Disney' as 'disnae'. Like, I knew they were telling me about their holiday! I KNOW THEY DIDN'T GO TO DISNAELAND. AND YET MY BRAIN

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

I know that most comedians struggle with an audience not buying tickets until the last minute. By contrast, I've just texted someone to see if they're doing a gig in three months' time (which is when I'm next planning to leave the house). Ahhh, Autism™️

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

[raises hand] I'm also that dead guy's wife

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

Just had an AI auto-transcribed phone message from my local garage for 'Mr Costemicals' reminding me about my "recovery gardening event on the 10th of Polba." #wow #thefuture

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

Look at these legends! This is how good it is static, imagine this but with movement and noises and jokes and such? 📣 GET your loverly tickets, free, to our ND-friendly online comedy show

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.

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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've had a phone bill and an internet bill reducing all of these payments to zero. Apologies. If you can spare some cash so I can eat, it would be amazing x

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AJ McKenna @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 28/09/2026

Millennial bisexuals: pls temporarily stand down until there are confirmed pics. 💜

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026

turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :)

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hope someone is studying replies on Bluesky. Particularly where people reply to you like you just stumbled upon the internet, or indeed, life, yesterday. Genuinely don't know what the compulsion to explain very basic stuff is but I bet the numbers are heavily weighted to men in replies of women.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 27/09/2026

Anyway it's VERY boring talking about horrific things so instead, does anyone know how tiny and pink hamsters' noses are? So pink! So tiny! They have teeny tiny hands. The absolute best.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 27/09/2026

Also, use correct words in your alt text! Gigantic untagged screenshot appeared on my timeline this morning. Please use the actual words, so people can avoid it for their health and well-being. I know you care about the issue if you're talking about it - so care about other survivors.

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Idil @idilsukan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you're wondering why everyone suddenly sounds like a lunatic. Not just business, also regular ol' conversations with friends / acquaintances / service workers feel like I'm in an Outer Limits episode where everyone's brains were replaced overnight by an Nvidiabot thenextweb.com/news/ai-advi...

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AI advice made people three times less accurate but twice as confident, researchers found

A study found that access to AI advice collapsed people's willingness to say "I don't know" from 44% to 3%, while accuracy dropped from 27% to 9%.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 27/09/2026

This morning's joy: the hamster heard my voice and ran straight towards me. 🥰

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

Right. Time for my annual #Leverage rewatch. I wonder which character I will fall desperately in love with this time? (Last time it was Hardison.)

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

They have so much stuff in their shop! Hampers, clothes, books, games. And - and I cannot stress this enough - a crab multi-tool. 🦀 shop.rnli.org/products/cra...

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Kikkerland Crab Multi-tool

This crab-shaped multi-tool comes with scissors, bottle opener, screwdriver, can opener, and a rope saw.

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

[PENN VOICE]: Well I hope you're happy, you've made Hare cry.

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

[Americans in 1348] oh no creg's got the pleg

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

@alenxa.bsky.social Hey! Could I get in touch about your amazing IAS?? cake?

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

Person 1: Can you get the writing done on the van, but make sure the text is the other way round? You know, so it shows in mirrors? Person 2: Err, yep

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Hare Lockwood @harelockwood.com · 26/09/2026

We have tonnes of fun rewards for you #ROBOTcar enthusiasts to claim, and would be very grateful for anything you're able to chip in! 💜💜

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I used to write for a kids tv show and we had a binman character who’d look through a celeb’s trash and you’d guess who it was (for example medals, running shoes = Usain Bolt) and we got through so many layers of compliance before being told he just couldn’t be called Gary Litter

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ted lasso: well like my daddy used to always say, you cant wipe your ass with a kleenex judge: mr lasso, you have been charged with four counts of vehicular manslaughter and i would suggest you take it seriously

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

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