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Ben Wright - Queex

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I write stuff. Been doing bioinformatics since they called it statistical genetics. He/him or they/them. patreon.com/Queex queex.carrd.co Avatar & banner: @felflowne

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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 5h
i'm done being civil a cohort who were cosplaying as coders their whole career is trying to convince you that the future is deskilling down to their level they are allergic to taking accountability for their own output and want you to outsource your thinking so you can be as useless as they are
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Ciaránavirus @sarklor.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
do you think Shrek's dick looks like his little trumpet ears
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 7h
It is Book Quote Wednesday and the word is 'treat'. Your treat for today is an extract from 'Incoming' by JL George, one of the many fine stories in They Are Still Here, on pre-order now: wizardstowerpress.co...
Her people lived beneath the waves. They had done for centuries, since her father left dry land. Rhys Dwfn was his name—Rhys of the deep, the wise, the long-lived. He’d warned them to stay away from the world above. Land-dwellers had never done him any good, and surely they’d treat his daughters no better.
   But Rhys had grown set in his ways. The longer he lived, the more adamant he was that the human world would never change.
   He was not exactly wrong. They saw the evidence of that every day, washed into the sea—all the land-dwellers’ waste, plastics that never rotted as live things do, nets that caught up the creatures of the sea and throttled the life from them. Oil, sometimes, an acrid, clinging poison. And sewage, choking clouds of effluent that lingered in the water for days, making the sea-dwellers sick, so that they came to dread the rain.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 20h
This SimCity save is washed.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 21h
My music career never took off. I used to perform as 'Werther's O G'. I had a bit of trouble opening for that shiny golden rapper.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Bwillett Comics, Monster Boyfriend Specialist @bwillettcomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also not all of us wear n95s for *just* Covid. 'Just a cold' causes me month long lung infections. I like not spending 1/6th of my year in bed with a fever and barely breathing. I'm kooky like that
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 22h
@mattround.com How does one go about contributing an image to ButtyStock?
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This month's story is a bit of a banger, I contend. A little bit alt history, a little bit horror. Free to read, as ever, although feel free to pitch in with a subscription as my redundancy date gets ever closer. www.patreon.com/Queex/posts/...
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Story: Unsporting Strategies Division | Queex
Story: Unsporting Strategies Division by Queex on Patreon. Join Queex's community for exclusive content and updates.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've written nearly 6000 words today. I think that's a record for me. Writing the SFSwap (run by @glempy.bsky.social) story seems to have dislodged a block and I got pretty much this entire story drafted in one day.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like an octopus, the Rationalist spews ink when threatened
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My post for #SFSwap which I technically uploaded this morning but haven’t posted here yet. Prompt from @queex.bsky.social rogueverbumancer.com/2026/09/27/s...
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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SazCaz @sazcaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I want Burnham to succeed and keep the fascists out" seems to be a mantra for people to repeat while they entirely invent a man and party that doesn't exist
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: So it turns out Americans pronounce it "Gram", so this whole time they were talking about *Graham* Crackers! The rat skeleton who has been my only company since I fell down this well: ...
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The British Opinion Columnists make sense when you realise they're a clique of Year 10 girls who've all decided to call Kelly From Maths a bitch and a crybaby and a virgin and a slag until she leaves school (one way or the other), except they're 55.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio? Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles N: Hobbits? Oh dad, you know they play merry hell with your digestion
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I taught myself to play using the rules in my parents' old set, which I later discovered was a variant no-one plays any more. I simply cannot get to grips with any other ruleset; it bounces right off.
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i'm grant morrison, i'm dead @shinidengager.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoever did this mural and put the Goddamn X-Bomber in the middle, I salute you.
A graffiti mural on a large canvas in an empty display space. The centrepiece is a powerful-looking red and white robot with an X-shaped metal crosspiece on its face. The robot is from the 1980 Japanese puppet series created by Go Nagai, X-Bomber (known in English as Star Fleet).
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Wizard's Tower Press @wtpress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can a gay lizard alien find love? Or a trans woman astronaut? Wiz Duos Book 4 has some very intimate first contact stories by Stephen Cox and Ellen Mellor. On pre-order: wizardstowerpress.co...
The cover for Wiz Duo 4; art by Roz Clarke.

The image for Marooned Off Ceres shows the head of an astronaut in her helmet gazing up at a turtle.

The image for Top Tips for Loving a Lizard shows a Godzilla-like creature cuddling an ape.
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After forgetting about this for an entire week, I smashed this out in a couple of days. Happy with how it turned out, and I like how knowing the prompt itself is quite an important key to unlocking a lot of the sly little jokes in there. www.patreon.com/Queex/posts/...
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Story - Common Assent | Queex
This is not, despite appearances, this month's story. Over on bluesky, @glempy.bsky.social did a thing where people could sign up to a flas
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Joel C. Scoberg @joel-c-scoberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In serendipitous timing, the OED has added the word "bwbach" (a household goblin from Welsh myth). Now, if you fancy reading a story that features a mischievous, brandy-drinking bwbach, then pre-order the anthology "They Are Still Here", which incl. my bwbach story "Don't Forget to Feed Barry" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 1/2
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They Are Still Here – Wizard's Tower Press
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a particular type of public-schoolboy-inflected irreverence that wears on me these days. As typified by Monty Python and Private Eye. For all that it might lampoon the status quo, it centres on the people inhabiting the power structure, rather than the structure itself.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last year, I was going to use my birthday money to get a new PC to replace this grizzled AM3+ socket based system. I sat on the money for 3 weeks to see if there were any good cyber Monday deals. Instead, system prices rose by 50%, putting a new computer out of my budget.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For @shapelessink.bsky.social, a block print version of his most viral piece 💜
A print of a transfem sheep woman, Amelia, pointing a gun at the viewer. In a speech bubble she says “GET WRITING, BITCH. INFINITE WORLDS CRY OUT TO BE BORN, AND YOU ARE TO BE A GOD.”
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An American Christian rock band (presumably sent by the local evangelical centre) played some incredibly mid music then we split into groups with one band member for discussion. Our member looked like she was going to cry when Craig (trouble-maker but not malicious) flatly stated his atheism.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Expanding mind meme.

1 - normal brain - I write my passwords down in a little notebook on my desk
2 - glowing brain - I use a secure password manager
3 - galaxy brain - I write my passwords down in a little notebook on my desk
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seems like David Walliams is about to be exposed. Must seem unusual for him for someone else to be doing it.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just when I thought I was out, they put me back in. Look at me, I'm shaking. Never get into the Hokey Cokey business, lad.
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 17/09/2026
as sound today as it was over 35 years ago
Guybrush, a handsome blond young pirate staring out into the night sky as the recently defeated Ghost Pirate LeChuck explodes behind him musing “never pay more than 20 bucks for a game.” Over his shoulder Elaine Marley is staring at him like she’s going to fuck his brains out for being so clever about never spending more than 20 bucks for a video game
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just when I thought I was out, they put me back in. Look at me, I'm shaking. Never get into the Hokey Cokey business, lad.
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LA Guettler is not feeling very clever @laguettler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Red filter photo of sweet little bunny with text "repost if EVIL"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This collection is fire and I'm not saying that just because I've got a story in it. Welsh myth and folklore is often the neglected sibling, compared to Irish, Scottish and English tales. Why not treat yourself to this treasure?
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been mucking about with voxels again.
A steampunk airship-of-war, rendered in coarse voxels.

It has a mostly flat deck, with a tower towards the rear, in amongst a mess of brass pipes and metal gas tanks. Propellers are spinning merrily to provide forward thrust. Amidships, three gun turrets, each with four barrels, dominate the image. In front of them is a wide deck area where smaller craft can take off and launch. Underneath the bow, a rotating casemate with a long-pointy railgun thing lurks. The vessel has rally stripes in red and green. There's not really a background, just some grey.
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Thaily @thaily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Could you imagine being stuffed in a locker by someone in cat ears and striped knee highs?" Don't kink shame.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Paint one green and reboot Knightmare.
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
inventor of the knife: "It is a triangle for cleaving food." onlooker: "In twain?" inventor of the knife: (chuckling) "twain is the very lowest setting."
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I put my trousers on like everyone else: by court order each time I leave the house.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When people pray for the return of Jesus, they're saying that his second coming requires hand stuff.
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Ben Wright - Queex @queex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When people pray for the return of Jesus, they're saying that his second coming requires hand stuff.
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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to get it out of my head
Three-panel meme of Isildur and Elrond in the fires of Mount Doom. Panel one, a close up of Isildur holding the One Ring, captioned "We're just normal men". Panel two, Elrond looking furious, "What do you mean, normal men?: Panel three, Isildur looking crafty and slightly evil, "We're just innocent men"
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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