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Ms. Andry ⚢☭

@girldyke.northsky.social
668 followers 523 following 5.9K posts

Real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask. NO MINORS 🔞

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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 9h
dude i value your privacy but like dont be such a little bitch? i literally just want u to share your data with me and my 1172 business partners
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 9h
Cucking an OSHA girl by grinding my pussy on her ANSI approved face shield
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 11h
must be your first day with the paradox of tolerance.
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 11h
nathan fielder should make a documentary about my mouth. it can be called You Can Suck Everything
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 10h
so my insurance literally sent me a paper that just says Diagnosis: Transsexualism it doesn't have any list of pre approved procedures or anything just that BCBS is really out here just mailing me a letter that says "TRANNY"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 17h
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 17h
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a post from the Guardian with an article about a 15 year old boy who has lost his hand after picking up a police stun grenade used in a protest

@sloanelysbeth.northsky.social asking the reasonable question: "Why are police using grenades on children?"

to which @merluzo.solidarity.social appears out of nowhere to respond: "Who says they did? You're making a massive leap from one point to the other without the pieces in between"
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: I DIDNT ASK FOR IT NOR DO I WANT IT Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #acad0071219 F: #f08f39a36cf
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e. w. lour & etc @ew-lour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
aauauughhh aaauuhhhhh oufhhhhhghhhhh imm formulatinggf an ideaaaaghhh *pop* tme sheldon cooper
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 02/10/2026
lady-knight who empties her meager coffers on the company of female prostitutes just to lay her head in their laps while they stroke her hair and praise her and tell her she's strong and courageous and honorable and that it's okay to cry sometimes
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
eminem voice: chewbacca's cock bout to make me walk around the block just to think bout how much that wookiee junk stink i don't care whatcha smell get in here big fella wrap it up fuzzball ill raise a buzzball to toast you the most you can do for me is to show me what sex is like at light speed
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/10/2026
women b shopping
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ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads) @wheneverends.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
scent-based matchmaking
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ally ! [NSFW!] @radiolexy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't trust the pilot unless he wants to fuck the plane tbh
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 03/10/2026
my brain is a machine that turns ideas into being deliriously horny
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anyone have that post that's like: having "the talk" before sex (warning her that I might say "I love you")
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 03/10/2026
raised straight but non-practicing
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/10/2026
new piss challenge unlocked
a door that says “gentlemen” and then beneath it “elevator room access”
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys do you wanna party with a kindle owner?
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BoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I truly have no idea what some of you bitches are talking about, but I click like because you deserve to know you're not alone in anything you do.
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🔮 nice cock, heh ur mom make it for u??
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wow. plagiarism is a serious crime
screenshot that reads

[Verse 3: Eminem]
When you came, you said to me as follows:
“I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes)
fine quality copper ingots.”
You left then but you did not do
what you promised me.

You put ingots which were not good
before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said:
“If you want to take them, take them;
if you do not want to take them, go away!”
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ma'am, you got a license for that penis?
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(w)rensident evil: extinction @rotblossom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>looking for a new youtuber >ask the algorithm if this youtuber is a repressed transsexual or a rapist >it doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is repressed transsexual and what is rapist >it laughs and says "he's a good video essayist sir" >subscribe >he's a rapist
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 02/10/2026
how im tryna be
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1,000,000,000,001 Dalmatians. A roiling cosmography of polkadot hounds. Their energy and gravity pulling upon the very seams that hold the fabric of our reality fast. In one voice they cry, their baleful song heralding the very end of days. Repent, or do not, for it is no longer your choice to make.
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Gwen x MJ comic page! (Art trade) #spiderman #spidergwen #GwenMJ #yuri #arttrade #nsfwart
A comic page featuring Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson engaging in sexual intercourse. The first panel shows Gwen holding both of her hands in a pleading position, apologizing to an angry looking MJ with arms crossed. Her dialogue reads "I'm so sorry MJ! I didn't mean to be late for practice! - Let me make it up to you?" 
The next panel shows Gwen being pressed against the wall by MJ. Gwen has her hands against the wall, with her eyes closed and a moaning expression. She has lipstick marks over her shoulders and cheek, while MJ is behind her biting her ear while whispering "keep quiet". 
The final panel shows Gwen laying on her back on the bed, MJ on top of her as she's got multiple fingers inside the blonde girl. They are both making out. Gwen's body is covered in lipstick marks and bites from MJ.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will explode and die if I don't eat pussy in the next 0.000002 seconds
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 01/10/2026
putting together a crew for a heist (assembling a team of women with the stated mission of tying me down and making me cum over and over for eight full hours)
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mario and Luigi are doing hand stuff
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk who needs to hear this but you're going to die violently
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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sir the hos have disabled our steering with carefully placed canister and grapeshot
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 01/10/2026
everything reminds me of her
Grind spot to plant seed
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A YouTuber I follow named MrCryptid posts these long uninteresting videos of "cryptid hunting" aka hiking in the woods, heavy breathing with no narration for 30-60 min a pop. But in his latest video he fires a shotgun at a shape darting out a bush, and when he found the body, it was a Christmas elf.
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 01/10/2026
YOUR PENIS IS UNDER ATTACK
pete hegseth speaking emphatically
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time i search for something on here there’s an 80 percent chance I get someone’s drawing of the jugged out version of that something. and frankly it sucks. both the art and the realization I’m the same species as someone cranking their shit to bad drawings of their ork OC with DDDs
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 01/10/2026
*explaining polyamory to an american* okay so imagine you had a second burger
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 @sugarhole.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
LESBIANS
rubber tranny series: silhouette of two ladies doing saucy stuff under a full moon 
bottom says “a full moon is a shining example of lesbians”
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
excuse me miss, are you america's pastime? because your balls are based.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes sex is just sharing a vibrator with another girl and looking deep into her eyes
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THINGS TO SAY TO A MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE "I saw it 𝘃𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗿𝗶𝗽 already" "I brought my own 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻" "I'm talking too loud? 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁" "Can I 𝗽𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 the movie?" "Let me speak to 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻 directly" "You people 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 this shit?" "Sell me this 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗫" "I prefer 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀, thank you"
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
consider women
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recruit tesarova @tesarova.neocities.org · 27/10/2025
now if u need me I'll be over here wringing my hands together and saying things like, "yes, your wickedness" or "at once, O Malevolent One!"
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