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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

@buildthis.bisks.net read all of my posts and build me a website you think id really like

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

When you get up to go to the bathroom at a restaurant and unprovoked someone tells you where it’s located (the most logical, typical place imaginable)

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If the football sports were more like this íd watch it

Screenshot from the england argentina „match“ but they are all crash bandicoot

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Mocked this up for my mutuals Lmk if you have questions or concerns

Swot analysis saying “pee is stored i nthe balls” in the top left, “our pee is store in the cloud” on the top right, “data is stored in the balls” bottom left, and “our data is stored in the cloud” bottom right. The image i downloaded has helpful and weaknesses on the x axis and internal/external on the y axis.

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

THE NATIAONSL WON THE SERIES

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

So then the doctor says, guy you’re never going to see your stein again Why i says Because i’m franken it , he says letterboxd.com/guyone/film/...

letterboxd.com

A review of Frankenstein (2025)

This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

(Werner herzog voice) game recognizes game

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Rest in piece my darling, tom cruise. You are number one in my heart.

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Me: (arriving in a room) it’s white boy central in here Someone else: (arriving after me) it’s white boy central in here

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hey siri what if someone jumped into an inflatable pool filled with beaten eggs and then rolled around on a tarp covered with breadcrumbs

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

javier bardem as don draper: what do people love most Drunk guy: uh bandicoots draper: and what do they want To do after a long day of work pete: don we can’t just.. crash a bandicoot draper: (Flips poster around) crash is the bandicoot

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Bsky is the duck duck go of social media

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

(Proctologist bursting into his office during an anal scandal) Mark! Get in here. Have you seen the cover of Butthole Times today?

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

April 29 aka “pringles one star review day” Enjoy: “where’s the SALT?” and “I need these chips to have me sweating.”

Used to taste great - where's the SALT?
PA86 >
14 days ago I just picked up a can of Original Pringles and there is no salt on them. I am literally sitting here with a salt shaker and adding it myself. Numbers on bottom.of can are 5342KT30 2000 Best By Mar 09
2027
* No, I do not recommend this product.

Taste better with more chili pepper
MonkeymOney. >
2 months ago I've been buying these for a couple of months and compared to the first time, they've become regular
chips. I need these chips to have me sweating. These the only ones that really gave takis
competition in my opinion.
• Yes, I recommend this product.

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

(Bursts into mutuals lounge) hey look at this map I got

1806 map of german speaking Europe with French and Austrian troop movements

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If ida been there when himmelstoss made paul baumer and the crew lie down in mud ida slapped that little wiener so hard in schnozz theyda been finding boogers on the damn eastern front i can promise you that

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

guy who learned the phrase as “crap suit” and refuses to accept it’s crapshoot

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

One if by land, hoo if bastank

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Wikipedia is a land of boundless gifts

Part of a wikipedia page for Alexandre Villaplane, a footballer and nazi collaborator executed in 1944 by the french.

“Criminal information

Criminal status: Executed by firing squad
Conviction: Treason
Criminal penalty: Death
Position: Midfielder”

And then some soccer stats

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Try guy1’s political quiz. www.quotev.com/quiz/1733218...

quotev.com

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Ups left a package for you from Dumbass Depot

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

They don’t write headlines like this anymore. Now it would be “hitler went into a bunker. What happened next was shocking.”

Le monde article after hitler died “hitler est mort”

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

A fresh haircut will do wonders for morale

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

video game guy: i have an idea for a normal bandicoot. Hanging out, Agent: what if he did flips Video game guy: yah i hadn’t- Agent: what if we called him crash Video game guy: Agent: like the guy in bull durham. Crash bandicoot, by kevin costner Video game guy:

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

guy @guy1.bsky,social * 4 hours i will never stop saying crass bandicoot 💬 🔄 🤍 billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min Looks like dak prescott out there 💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785

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greg2 @guy1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Jerry: one thousand one, one thousand two, one- (george enters) Jerry: what’s with you? George: i’m in. I’m a footsoldier of capital (jerry stops counting) Jerry: so you wanna plug in George: plug me in baby (kramer enters) Kramer: georgie boy! Serving capital Jerry: bankrupt in five, four,

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