Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 15mI had so many hobbies I wanted to engage in while at work but now that I have an unexpected free evening I have no idea what to do 180
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningSartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 22msex between plural systems is sort of like an archipelago randomizer, if you think about it 2161
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningSartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 17/03/2025(girl who doesn't understand what riffing is) FUCK YOU STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME 612523
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningJadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 21hI think about this art often 76511
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 4hCongratulations, you've become permanently fused! Now that every bit that once separated one from the other has been stripped away, you two are one! Combined in this way, you'll be of so much more use to me! -My inner monologue as I absolutely mangle two brass fittings together 4160
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 6hGot dressed in the dark and accidentally wore this flannel to work instead of my cardigan, but everyone says it's cute anyways 🥰 4300
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 7hLosing like 15 minutes at work just mesmerized by the way the tendons and veins move on the back of my hand 1120
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 10hGood news: my tits may be leaving C cup territory and approaching D cup Bad news: they're now falling out of my biggest bra 2180
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 11hBeing the first to leave for work in a household of 4 means I get to treat getting ready like a stealth game 1100
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningMossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 18hthinking about this post again 162492822
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 19hWhat does it mean that I'm deeply sad about a lack of community but I'm too burnt out from coping with that lack to actually find one 3170
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 20hI've gotta get me a dildo with a knot, for use on myself and others 0120
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Never put together how similar the flavor profiles of chili and tikka masala are until just now 1100
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just woke up from a two hour depression nap drenched in sweat and uncertain of who or where I am who want me 4120
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay wraparound knee/calf piece is by far the worst tat I've gotten so far holy fuck 1110
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 04/10/20266 hours of tattooing done, girlfriend's injection done, food ordered, edible taken 290
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is it weird that sometimes getting a tattoo feels kinda nice? It's like scratching an itch deeper than I ever could manage on my own 3150
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sitting here idly chatting with my tattoo artist as she draws on me in marker is a strange but very comforting feeling 090
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hope y'all know I'm posting pussy on main after bottom surgery 1160
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I should be like 5 inches shorter, that would be good for me 381
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Realizing halfway through getting ready for my day that I had a vivid dream last night about getting ready for my day 080
Reposted by Jadeon Poisoningmaya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 03/10/2026suckin her dick so good i spit out a kidney stone 86014
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026tattootomorrowtattootomorrowtattootomorrowtattootomorrow 4120
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Flexing my Big Sister muscles by watching my gf fail a fight 10+ times, taking the controller from her, and wiping it first try having never played this game before 2100
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningIgneous Sigil 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026REJECT THE PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION 131
Reposted by Jadeon PoisoningJadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sex is something you do with your teeth 24611
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"So many new games, so little time" I say, booting up a 17 year old game I've beaten a dozen times 1120
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rotating the concept of a leashed and muzzled vampire in my mind 4170
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do I actually want a snack or am I just understimulated 2131
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just remembered when I was like 7 or 8 I was watching a pirate movie with my dad and his friends. There was a woman dressing as a man so she could be part of the crew, and when she was suspected they her top cut off with a sword to expose her. I had a lot of funny feelings about that one 1112
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Having fangs would be good for my mental health I think 4293
Reposted by Jadeon Poisoningmaya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 02/10/2026hellstar.plus - DILUVIAL FLOW / laminar flow cover art by @methylcain.bsky.social song titles by @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus #bandcampfridayhellstarplus.bandcamp.comDILUVIAL FLOW / laminar flow, by hellstar.plus2 track album 43126
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Had a deep deep soul wrenching cry in bed and now I'm craving Mexican food like crazy wtf is happening 3140
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Goodnight lights reflected onto my ceiling that look distinctly like a set of jaws coming to consume me, I love you <3 160
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going through my old college notes and wow there were whole semesters I just deleted from my memory apparently 260
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Muttering gentle praise to a stuck screw and getting funny looks from my coworkers 070
Reposted by Jadeon Poisoningspooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sketch for @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social :) 4244
Reposted by Jadeon Poisoning(w)rensident evil: extinction @rotblossom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026>looking for a new youtuber >ask the algorithm if this youtuber is a repressed transsexual or a rapist >it doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is repressed transsexual and what is rapist >it laughs and says "he's a good video essayist sir" >subscribe >he's a rapist 510212
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey baby are you hard at work or are you hard at work? 😏 4191
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Showing my cis lesbian coworker pictures of pussies at 8am bc she's curious about bottom surgery results 1150
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Girls can have a little existential dread on a Thursday morning. As a treat 040
Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sex is something you do with your teeth 24611