Reposted by Gh0sstlyMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If I let you merge in traffic and you don’t do a wave of thanks, I will follow you home and make you cook me a nice pot roast. 2052514134
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Reposted by Gh0sstlyDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My soulmate is out there finishing fries that could’ve been shared with me 3447994
Reposted by Gh0sstly🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/04/2026it’s dangerous to go alone take this 🧙♂️ 🗡️ 1419
Reposted by Gh0sstlyFozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Happy 8:53 to those that celebrate. 131
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Reposted by Gh0sstlysophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 21/04/2026[them] this made me think of you! [me] marry me 1131
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Just trying to go on a walk and this street sign is mocking me 020
Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Within 10 minutes of me talking about how happy I was that my rent didn’t go up this year, I got the rent raise email 🙃🙃 100
Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I know I can sing because my cat comes out from hiding everytime I start singing 030
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I wonder if my neighbors can heard me listening to my own audio messages over and over again after I send them 020
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Reposted by Gh0sstlysophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 14/01/2026as a bit, I pretend your yearn posts are about me 1101
Reposted by Gh0sstlysophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 14/01/2026this baked potato better fix me 0213
Reposted by Gh0sstlyNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I'm probably gonna take this lying down though, if possible 04313
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Liking people on Hinge feels like a humiliation ritual 020
Reposted by Gh0sstlyJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 16/12/2025[taking handgun out of my mouth] no it's like a pacifier 13711
Reposted by Gh0sstly🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/12/2025a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons 3036063
Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets 062
Reposted by Gh0sstly🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/12/2025anything can be a shitpost if you only believe 16929
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Reposted by Gh0sstlyash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Asking strangers wearing Santa hats if I can sit on their laps. 812245
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Reposted by Gh0sstlyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/12/2025*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss 1313165
Reposted by Gh0sstlysophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 11/12/2025sobbing into my excel sheet while "buy u a drank" plays in the background 1163
Reposted by Gh0sstlyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two. 012159
Reposted by Gh0sstlyCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 11/12/2025The nipples are the eyes of the chest. 2010723
Reposted by Gh0sstlyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Kiss me, I have salami breath. 56132
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Reposted by Gh0sstlyJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Sorry. Can't be funny right now. Work is harshing my sense of humor. 85721
Reposted by Gh0sstlyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10/12/2025We all have that one miserable friend and I’m it. 17726