Reposted by FozofthedeadZack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 15hThe Pentagon is notifying millions of current and former U.S. military servicemembers and staff that hackers stole their *unencrypted* personal information during a months-long data breach. The agency that had the breach also handles ID and login/credential access to U.S. military systems and bases.techcrunch.comHackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunchThe Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach. 27221861217
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 15hAnd another thing, if I order a burger I don't want to hear about your kettle chips. Fries, tots, or onion rings are the only acceptable sides. 020
Reposted by FozofthedeadTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16hAI stans being self-piss drinkers is so on brand Commander Shepard is bug-eyed yelling about it lmao Also with their precious AI sucking up all the clean water, what's left to chug anyway? There a bunch of lunatics about to get very pissed off about being called drinkers 97412
Reposted by Fozofthedeadalex gradet, smiling politely @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Worked in a few of these in high school and college. Terrible. The best. 011
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Excellent open.spotify.com/track/4kDpQh...open.spotify.comI'M IN THE BANDMax Rickun · I'M IN THE BAND · Song · 2026 010
Reposted by FozofthedeadNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162621566
Reposted by FozofthedeadShockratees @thatshockratees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Schmitt offloaded his special special research for his special special gotcha to AI. You know that’s what happened. People believe those chatbots are gods. And throw away entire careers. 142
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The dumbest administration in history has thoughts. 030
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It was at that moment she knew they had fucked up 010
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everything.static.klipy.comMan Gestures Around HappilyAlt: Man Gestures Around Happily 010
Reposted by FozofthedeadArthur_Again @arthuragain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really? They lined the pockets of a handful of individuals at the expense of the entire country? And you're telling me that's bad, right? You're saying that a few people taking most of the wealth of a nation at the expense of the many is negative, right? That's where you're going now? 174
Reposted by FozofthedeadCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/09/2026Yeah, you know what? I’m going to figure out a different way to carry my keys 2827133
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They got people serving more than 60 days for a Flock AI camera misidentification 020
Reposted by FozofthedeadKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructurestatic.klipy.comIronic Star Wars MomentAlt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic." 521463312
Reposted by FozofthedeadThe Gringo @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't afford computer upgrades because of the AI bubble, which has provided me a great opportunity to put some of the spare drives in the tech closet to good use. Finally got the entire Star Trek franchise on one drive like I've been meaning to! 011
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump will have simultaneously made us all vegans and transitioned the world to recyclables. Great job MAGA. 110
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Next show: The War on Drugs Having the wife drop me off. 000
Reposted by FozofthedeadJon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comPhoebe FasttimesAlt: Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High 2112
Reposted by FozofthedeadScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026transpires as China is furnishing technical and intelligence assistance to Iran to allow them to strike US troops, as it also aides Russia in its war with Ukraine. And what does the US get in exchange? Absolutely nothing. But the National Zoo did get a panda or two. 513039
Reposted by FozofthedeadAnza-Borrego Desert Research Center @anzaborrego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fiery sunset minutes earlier above Borrego (Photo: Sicco Rood). 224236
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it) 021
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dave Grohl thanking his fans for 31 years of music. Me and the old guys at the show:static.klipy.comMan's Rapid Aging TransformationAlt: Man's Rapid Aging Transformation 030
Reposted by FozofthedeadRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Um Let's go with "no"? 111
Reposted by FozofthedeadRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like that we stay up late discussing esoterica of moral and political philosophy On Here Idk what anyone says, whatever its problems, this place is cool 2363
Reposted by FozofthedeadEthan @sourkumquat.ca · 27/09/2026Hell yeah! Saw them last weekend and it was a fun show 111
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My face after I ask what my kid is laughing at and they show me 130
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Foo Fighters and Queens tonightstatic.klipy.comBeavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock MusicAlt: Beavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock Music 240
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Up in Smoke (1978) Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (1980) Nice Dreams (1981) 141
Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do they believe this? Or are they really this stupid?static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: That Is The Biggest MysteryAlt: Willy Wonka: That Is The Biggest Mystery 000
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
