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Rob P

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12h
That's Me by Louie Zong
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Did they cause anyone to be thrown out of high windows to achieve that goal?
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Has anyone ever done a gritty superhero prison series?
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is why Elon Musk now thinks Zelenskyy has “gone too far” btw. Quite telling.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14/10/2026
Tinie Tempah says he will finally visit Scunthorpe after campaign by fans
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Tinie Tempah says he will finally visit Scunthorpe after campaign by fans
Rapper to visit Lincolnshire town 16 years after saying he had never been there in his hit Pass Out Rapper Tinie Tempah has said he will finally visit Scunthorpe – 16 years after he announced to the world that he had never been to the town in his number one hit Pass Out. It followed a campaign by fans, led by Scunthorpe resident Ben Johns, who carried a cardboard cutout of the artist around the Lincolnshire town and encouraged local people to pre-save Tempah’s new album. Continue reading...
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
First major AI company collapses. Valued at a billion dollars this time last year, just sold some assets to Disney for $20m.
The first machine army faction has been wiped off the map. ONWARD!
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kelly's Celebrations
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The world’s in a state where Hallmark has a dumpster fire “everything’s fine” ornament, and this feels ominous.
Home/ornaments/hallmark ornaments

A green dumpster with flames shooting out and the words “everything’s fine” written on it. 

Shoebox

Dumpster fire hallmarknirbament
$11.48

Five star.
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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
When it's spontaneous human combustion, everybody's all, ooh, how mysterious and interesting, but when it's because of all my time and effort, suddenly it's a crime.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
Bless this LEGO designer in particular.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is how you write a headline.
Telegraph headline:

Trump backstabs Zelensky for five minutes of midterm relief
Deal with Putin for Russia’s oil might soften the markets but Ukraine will pay the price
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Who Are You And How Did You Get in Here" could have been followed up with "The Locksmith" And "The Locksmith (remastered)"
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣👏 @mrjohncrace.bsky.social
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
George Lucas: Does it have a small, insignificant weakness that if exploited could destroy the whole thing? Car Salesman: No George Lucas: *disappointed look* Oh
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Luke 19:3. Jesus is canonically shorter than average, the people crowding him there would average about 5'5". Ephrem the Syrian said Jesus was three cubits tall, which is about 4'4". Early Christians who mention His height consistently said Jesus was notably short.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cleaning the inside will take a while....
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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John Rivers @johnrivers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No odds that Monica was a GP receptionist before
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/10/2026
Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say
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Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say
Christa Pike, sentenced to death over 1995 murder, was heard snoring 40 minutes after lethal doses administered, witnesses said Tennessee officials were unable to carry out the execution of Christa Pike, media witnesses said Wednesday, despite her being administered two doses of a lethal injection drug. In a press conference, media witnesses described hearing Pike snore 40 minutes after she was administered two doses of pentobarbital. An ambulance pulled up to Riverbend maximum security institution ahead of the press conference, but Pike’s condition is unclear. Continue reading...
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trigger warning but holy shit, that's not an attack ad, that's an annihilation ad.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good thing that this couldn’t have been predicted almost a year ago <runs bitter victory lap> and the government didn’t just blithely carry on doing the same thing. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/718...
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Justified Ancients of Melmac!
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I'm imagining covers of the KLF done by ALF 😄
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Is this a fucking dagger I see before me?"
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even the GB News presenter is thrown by his guest's suggestion that all asylum seekers be castrated. This is what happens when the narrative marches ever rightwards. It drifts out of everyone's control and requires individuals involved to suddenly realise 'no wait, f***, that's mad'.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alligators have a running speed of 20MPH. Anyone want to guess the running speed of former alligator handler Gavin?
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it's in your garden it's both a grass snake and a garden snake 😄
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crouching between the cameras, determined to ask a question…
Gollum
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All in all, You're just a- -nother brick in the
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friends don't let friends do krak(ot)
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?
Image of a statement titled "Mistake Acknowledgement" from InfoWars. The text emphasizes the company's commitment to integrity and consumer safety, acknowledging some products' failure to meet quality standards. The message assures that remaining products meet established requirements. The InfoWars logo is at the bottom. The text is white on a dark background.A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.
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Rob P @getrobby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That started my day off with a genuine laugh out loud 😄
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
British journalism and polling are both utterly implicated in the Farage funding scandal iandunt.substack.com/p/british-jo...
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