Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 6hMy house is first on the trash pickup route and last on delivery routes and I wish that were reversed. 260
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me standing at the edge ofthe concert floor: how do I always end up standing behind a 6’3” guy built like a linebacker? 30 second later after the floor opens up and the pit explodes: thank god I’m standing behind a 6’3” guy built like a linebacker. 1110
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 04/10/202611:13, about the 3:40 pace: first runner to take a White Castle slider. 0111
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When you come home to this, you know you’ve been away too long. (30 seconds) 080
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Theast time Minnesota beat Michigan at home was the same year as Star Wars made its debut, for comparison. And there’s been 8 more (original arc) Star Wars movies, and only 4 more Minnesota victories in that same timespan. 040
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s twin cities marathon weekend! I’ll be on the north side of Summit and Prior, along with a 12’ skeleton. Mile 6 or 22, depending on the race. If you’re running and want refreshments, let me know and I got you covered. Bananas, drinks, candy, bacon, sliders, cookies… say the word. 3226
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolutely love the best in breed mobile browsing experience we’ve evolved 040
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Blessed that my advanced age has imparted the wisdom that if I eat hot pizza, I’m going to burn the hell out of my mouth. I still do it, knowing full well I’m gonna be in pain for a few days, but at least I know it’s going to happen. 180
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m wondering if I need to get my dogs separate toothbrushes, yet they both happily eat rabbit poop from the back yard. 090
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Single, sincere white warrior, 46, wishes to meet single, sincere, limber Eskimo who's into tattoos, bananas, gargling Windex, Barry Manilow inflatable dolls, cactus, sleeping with large tomatoes, and snake wrestling in Jell-o pudding." *No freaks. (As related to Opus at the bloom picayune) 040
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The phenomenon of random-number-bots with thirst traps occasionally liking my insta posts isn’t new. But there is one boring post of mine that continually keeps getting new likes, mostly from accounts where the (AI generated?) user is wearing a hijab and little else, and I can’t figure that out. 260
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@ubiquity75.xyz I’m not crying over my coffee, you are. 1154
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The bassist for Sturgill Simpson is so powerful he has to be confined to his summoning square. God help us all if the tape is disturbed. 1130
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was going to post a comprehensive list of everything I’ve never heard of but it was pretty hard to start. 060
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not that familiar with the band The Unsane, but I’m catching their show tonight. That feeling of recognition when I realize I can sing along with the song because it was in a THPS soundtrack.static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 010
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m at the triumphal arch I’m at the sniper’s nest I’m at the combination triumphal arch and sniper’s nest 0173
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you can get your GM to bury their head in their hands and say “ok, this is what’s going to happen”, it’s a successful game night. 140
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 18/09/2026License plate bracket missing the bottom half so it reads “I’D RATHER BE” I’m still working on my first cup of coffee; I’m not ready for this level of philosophical quandary during my commute. 280
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ross Douhat with a face for radio and a voice for print. 2162
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Tackling is really important in week 1” Huh. What about protection for your qb What about accurate passes What about catching What about pass defensing What about snap discipline What about return coverage 010
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Biscuit’s able to focus on what’s really important- Comfy naps when possible. I’m not as sage, and maybe the rest of you could also use the reminder. 1111
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It looks like this Testarossa didn’t heed the folk wisdom of no Chianti before Limoncello. 040
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Screwed around and rode the Vespa to Plymouth to hang out with the Ferraris, Alfas, Guzzis and Ducs. Non-ethanol, $4.80/gallon, figure I Used 2-3 gallons, somewhere around $10-15. I looked up pricing on our home EV charger; our daily driver cost $19.97 in August. $61.42 in town, all summer. 130
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love going to shows, zooming in on set lists and being able to see how the show is going to flow. It has never once worked, but hope springs eternal. 1120
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For anybody not in a Saint Paul jacket planning their evening 1200
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Did meal prep for the week yesterday and it’s such a satisfying feeling. [went to Costco for one item, and impulse bought a full pizza as well as a pumpkin pie. I can’t eat them both in one sitting, ergo] 2150
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I understand that terriers were bred to be good at hunting rodents. Buddy’s half yorkie, so it makes sense that he’d only be halfway competent at the task. 0140
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I saw this in person and it is the greatest punt I expect I will ever see. Pure magic. 170
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They hand out unpopped cans at Lambeau and I’m a little shook. 280
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 02/09/2026🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Not quite sure if this is a sandwich siren or a cry for help 1180
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If I ever wanted to learn to play Blue Monday, this’d be about as good a place to start as any. (Warning: flashing lights) 1152
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It feels like Peter Hook is putting on a bass clinic for me. It feels more intimate than just about any concert I’ve ever been to and that is staggering. 0111
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every day I have multiple occasions to say, “thank you for your attention, but this is really a zero dog operation” Current edition: migrating to cat5 and ditching WiFi in the home entertainment console. 1120
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The wrist in that thumbnail looks like it’s got a Casio calculator watch on it. 130
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Rancid, Sioux Falls, 1993. I drove down from Morris. My friends drove up from Vermillion. I didn’t know the venue, so we were going to meet at Perkins on the Interstate. I never considered a town would have two interstates, each with a Perkins. Pre-cell phone era, it was impossible. 050
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If you’re looking for a quiet spot at the fair, there’s absolutely nobody in front of the Republican Party of Minnesota booth. 1355
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I struggle to think of any conceiveable purpose to sugar the rim of a bucket of strawberry mini donuts, but I fell for the bit. 4110
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Experienced the Ranch beer exactly as it was intended: A tiny pour along with 12 other people that all agree that it was a terrible idea. 2110
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mission in the process of being accomplished. I am a basic man. 1130
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today’s standup, with co-workwers around the country- “Did you go to your state fair?” “No, not this year.” “When is it? Is it in [large city]?” “Uhh, I don’t know.” ========================== Clearly not a cultural touchstone. 120
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Headed to the fair today with a pretty simple game plan: 1 cheese on a stick 1 sip of every new beer at the fair Otherwise just roll with it. 1100
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thinking about ripping out some kitchen cupboards and installing a second dishwasher. I would free up so much counter space and sink space by just moving dishes from one to the other. Me in five years: Most of my problems could be solved by a third dishwasher 060
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Went to the Turf Club last night for Nitzer Ebb; the crowd was as dark and goth as you might expect for a concert of a pioneering dance/industrial band. Watching the entire audience light up and sing along to all of the Dolly Parton songs between sets was amazing. 0192
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have recently shocked both friends and family by revealing that: I was the hype man in a ska band. Named the Skamunists. We opened for Less than Jake and some band called Blink 182. This is the only photographic proof I can dig up, and even that’s kind of sketchy. The 90s were wild. 1170
Reposted by Nate MillerWendy @goingwrong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Crop art entries for the 2026 MN State Fair 🌾 0273
Nate Miller @atarifan2600.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Unrepentant sucker for a gimmick, part x: Strawberry pop tart liquid death iced tea? Start is overly sweet artificial strawberry; hint of black tea in the middle, and then fades to a captain crunch/malt finish? I guess they nailed it. “Natural flavors” in the ingredients is working real hard. 181