Reposted by Gernick🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do we really have to explain why it's bad that the madman who refused to accept defeat wants to turn the White House into a bunker? 47712
Reposted by GernickUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No thanks, I’ll stay right hur. 2137768
Reposted by GernickMike Stuchbery 💀🕯️ @mikestuchbery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Allow me to propose an idea. Stuchbery’s Law: The culture-war grifter must become ever more transgressive and absurd to remain an outlaw. But every escalation makes them less bankable, less influential and more marginal. Hate will eat itself. 1194
Reposted by GernickUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.” 520840
Reposted by GernickBrandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cities around the world are taking action to control the threats posed by ebikes in cities. 1023657
Reposted by GernickBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Anti-AI people are all talk” speak for yourself compadre, the past couple of years I’ve been reanimating pallets worth of old Tamagotchis out in my garage, making them watch C-SPAN, and keeping them just hungry enough to kill 26426
Reposted by GernickCiggy Pop @ciggypop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are two wolves inside of you because you are a wolf thief 1116
Reposted by GernickTube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy Star Trek Day I always think about Star Trek when I visit Southgate London Underground station. The station building and the outside benches remind me of the Starship Enterprise. Happy 60th anniversary to Star Trek :-) 211927
Reposted by GernickViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Cookie Monster surveys a bleak landscape of death. The earth is scorched, littered with charred bodies. Combing through the rubble, he whispers, “Cookie?” 1136571
Reposted by GernickGlen Hansard @glenhansard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026With broken hearts we announce the passing of Glen Hansard in the early hours of this morning. We are still dealing with the shock of it all, so we kindly ask that the privacy of Glen’s family, colleagues and friends is respected at this difficult time. . Photo by Mikolaj Rotowski 97792202
Reposted by GernickJelmer Visser @dietukkerfries.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Trump is veel erger dan president Camacho in Idiocracy. 3223
Reposted by Gernickcharlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up 10588252999
Reposted by GernickBog Fancy @apparent-radiant.bsky.social · 05/07/2026TIRED: foreskin WIRED: aftskin 0132
Reposted by GernickMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A novel moment of fleeting self-awareness. 132597341844
Reposted by GernickDe Speld @speld.nl · 01/07/2026Zo krijg je weer respect voor iemand die enkelsokjes draagtspeld.nlZo krijg je weer respect voor iemand die enkelsokjes draagtHet kan iedereen overkomen: je loopt nietsvermoedend over straat, met een vriendin, collega of erger nog: je partner, en dan, BAM, enkelsokjes. 0252
Reposted by Gernicktrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026your toxic trait is trying to merge three joke formats into one wolf in this economy 1929687
Reposted by GernickRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 16/04/2026🧵 #ContraryMusicTakes: - I challenge the assertion that the only way is up. - I don't think he heard it through the grapevine; I think he stalked her and found out directly, but was too embarrassed to admit it. 124110
Reposted by GernickMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period. 361393264
Reposted by GernickGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026youtube.com/watch?v=1qq7...youtube.comYazoo - Nobody's Diary (Official HD Video)YouTube video by Yazoo / Yaz - Official 083
Reposted by Gernickborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/04/2026EVERYONE: what are you doing with your life ME: [with the utmost confidence] regretting it 219353
Reposted by GernickThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/04/2026"Is there a way to make smoking even unhealthier?" The 1950s: "I'm sure we can think of something!" pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7757969/ www.asbestos.com/products/cig... 2032883
Reposted by GernickNormal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 02/04/2026BREAKING: An Israel-backed terror group called "the United States of America" has blown up a bridge in Iran 16573224
Reposted by GernickStreet Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 25/03/2026🌲 Smiley Forest — In Oregon, USA 🇺🇸 This Is Pure Joy (9 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/03/25/9... Years ago, a clever forester planted a patch of larch trees inside a sea of Douglas firs. Because larches turn yellow in the fall while firs stay green... 15817
Gernick @gernick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z-v... New! Lovely!youtube.comTrashcan Sinatras “The Bitter End” Official Music VideoYouTube video by Trashcan Sinatras Official 000
Reposted by Gernickdavid ehrlich @davidehrlich.bsky.social · 20/01/2026THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025 A Video Countdown vimeo.com/1156345183vimeo.comTHE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdownto watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's… 391163395
Reposted by GernickRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Jokes aside, it so happens my cousin Ed is chief aviation electrician for all Presidential aircraft & while he (understandably) isn’t returning texts atm he has told me in past that the President does need to occasionally be defibrillated to “shock” his asshole closed after a bad bout of diarrhea 944434
Gernick @gernick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026youtu.be/C7Pcpfrlusw?... Fantastic Cat have made another lovely earwormyoutu.be 000
Reposted by GernickDaniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac @lafleurmtl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Accurate 10404165
Reposted by GernickThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-rela… 2058941177
Reposted by GernickA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Trump: I got this one for my mental test Reporter: *nods* Trump: which I aced. Reporter: *nods* Trump: They asked me ABC and I said ABC all by myself Reporter: *nods* Trump: I only missed 2 Reporter: *nods* Trump: they said no president has ever done that before Headline: Trump Touts Mental Fitness 419220
Reposted by GernickA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Trump: this is my MVP; it's a finals MVP hockey Reporter: *nods* Trump: I asked basketball, but they made me MVP hockey, that means Canada is America now Reporter: *nods* Trump: "Wayne Gretzky" is my nickname Reporter: *nods* Trump: I once fondled my daughter Headline: Trump Covets NBA Honor Next 320917
Reposted by GernickA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Trump: here's my nobel Reporter: *nods* Trump: had to sand the name off Reporter: *nods* Trump: big prize, the nobel, maybe the biggest Reporter: *nods* Trump: it's isn't "noble" a lot of people don't know that Reporter: *nods* Trump: and it won't fit up your ass HEADLINE: Trump Shows Off New Prize 1154587
Reposted by GernickAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Plz remember George McCrae released Rock Your Baby in 74 & it’s there for us whenever we need it 22710
Reposted by GernickRolf Oldejans @rolfoldejans.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Statement Bernie Sanders 14557176
Reposted by GernickAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 28/12/2025Zelenskyy has become one of the world’s greatest heroes. — That’s eating Trump alive. 682829498
Reposted by Gernickwww.slowtravelberlin.com @slowberlin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025A gentle reminder as we head towards a new year… 1304
Reposted by GernickA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025CBS really Bari'd the story huh. 381298164
Reposted by GernickJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025After a person is unmasked as a serial killer, the neighbors always say he was quiet and seemed nice. So at least I know my neighbors aren’t serial killers. 524558
Reposted by GernickMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/11/2025In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . . 1136182723037
Reposted by GernickUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/11/2025"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim." 664394578
Reposted by GernickKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 58116172
Reposted by GernickJake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The difference is subtle, but see if you can spot it. 17809199
Reposted by GernickUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/11/2025“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.” 523519310
Reposted by GernickMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/11/2025How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time. 583709655
Reposted by GernickDe Speld @speld.nl · 08/11/2025Merel (28) is bonnetje van zelfscankassa kwijtgeraakt en woont nu in Albert Heijn-filiaalspeld.nlMerel (28) is bonnetje van zelfscankassa kwijtgeraakt en woont nu in Albert Heijn-filiaalHet is een vreemd gezicht in de Albert Heijn XL in de Alkmaarse Wendelaarstraat: tussen het vriesvak en de soepafdeling zit al een aantal weken een vrouw met een boodschappentas in een eenpersoonstentje. 3776
Reposted by GernickNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem. 7843137
