Ok so like I’m not out here trying to make fun of any one person in particular, but also I’m just gonna say it: every motherfucker who is, like, so specifically an architect of our current misery that he can be named as such, looks like his ass was drawn by George Grosz, and that’s just how it is. 🤷🏼♂️
![[a satirical Chicago CTA transit map showing a giant red circular train line extending high into the sky, deep into the earth's mantle, and through Lake Michigan.]
"CTA Unveils New Circle Line Design: New line takes advantage of newly discovered third dimension.
Stations along the route include the Jane Byrne Interchange, Sears Tower Skydeck, Bean Access via Structural Firepole, Wreck of the Silver Spray, Future Stadium of Upper Mantle Bears, Hole, and Lowest Known Wacker Drive.
Additional diagram notes indicate that the train is shown to scale, Navy Pier is intentionally ignored, the color red was chosen for the line to confuse tourists, and highlights the Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Sedementary Divide."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig24rkekl2r2hhjrncoleas7nyxhlwhuf2knzrtxqmf4ug5cvgyku)
!["Now Is The Time Of Monsters"
[in the style of a "NOW That's What I Call Music!" album cover, 3D yellow and purple text over a rainbow background.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiemaizfe4czgmznbrkkkdndbqqqyyhxphr3eisthfudb2fq3lbbeq)
