Geoffrey Cubbage
@geoffreycubbage.bsky.social
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Social Justice Worrier Personal account; tweets are not representative of any employer (but are often nerdy about Chicago and/or local government) It’s pronounced “Blewski” He/him
![[a satirical Chicago CTA transit map showing a giant red circular train line extending high into the sky, deep into the earth's mantle, and through Lake Michigan.]
"CTA Unveils New Circle Line Design: New line takes advantage of newly discovered third dimension.
Stations along the route include the Jane Byrne Interchange, Sears Tower Skydeck, Bean Access via Structural Firepole, Wreck of the Silver Spray, Future Stadium of Upper Mantle Bears, Hole, and Lowest Known Wacker Drive.
Additional diagram notes indicate that the train is shown to scale, Navy Pier is intentionally ignored, the color red was chosen for the line to confuse tourists, and highlights the Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Sedementary Divide."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig24rkekl2r2hhjrncoleas7nyxhlwhuf2knzrtxqmf4ug5cvgyku)
