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Joel

@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
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He/him. Orioles, Commanders, Spirit fan. Everton 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 3h
Score one for the mouth breathers
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 11h
My favorite fantasy football podcast has been talking about a young player hasn't really panned out three years in the league despite a brilliant career at lower levels, awesome physical traits and a family pedigree that projected surefire stardom. I almost forgot what sport they were talking about.
Not Jackson HollidayNot Marvin Harrison Jr
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 11h
"If I [could have] that solved, it would have been solved by now" is a thing that you just LOVE to hear your POBO say going into his NINTH SEASON WITH THE TEAM.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers. That is all.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They've refused to sell these tickets for years and Eutaw Street is only so big, so converting this area to SRO makes a ton of sense.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really struggle to enjoy the MLB postseason if the Orioles aren't involved. Not because of the format or anything, it's just not fun to me to watch another team win while mine can't. I like baseball, but I love the Orioles more.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You gotta take a timeout as soon as the eagles get set here dog. Don't leave it to chance that they run out of time. Get your defense set and ready for the push.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's somehow both a cheap shot hit, and a soft foul. The QB wants to run, he's gotta protect himself like any other runner on the field.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Tom Cruise movie looks like poop from a butt
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I hear "Jayden Daniels does not need surgery!" vs me when I hear "Jayden Daniels feels he owes it to the team to forego surgery"
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So quit. If you're tired of it, just quit. You can leave, Mike. I asked everybody. We'd be cool about it.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Orioles had 60 players make at least one appearance in their 161 games this season. Some you'll struggle to remember. Many you'll wish to forget.
sporcle.com
Every Player for the 2026 Baltimore Orioles
Can you name Every Player for the 2026 Baltimore Orioles?
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last two quarterbacks to beat the Seattle Seahawks: ▫️ reigning NFL MVP, future hall of famer Matthew Stafford ▫️ MARCUS MARIOTA
Marcus Mariota running a keeper on the zone read around the right side for the decisive first down against the Seahawks
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUPER MARIOTA
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RACHAAD HUGE PLAY
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do not start getting conservative now. Keep your foot on the gas and trust 17.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy FUCK Terry McLaurin
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like Dreck Maye, right everybody?
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Second forced fumble of the day for Styles though)
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fifth touchdown allowed by a TE in three weeks.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SCARY TERRY
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SONNY STYLES AGAIN
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Antonio you GOTTA catch that! Mariota with a perfect balll, and all for naught.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Super cool that Barry Sanders came out of retirement, but his jersey is all messed up. They forgot all the 2s!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sonny Styles is the linebacker we have needed for YEARS.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sinnott you have got to get your ass off the field inside two minutes!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At what point do they put Lock back in
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Third presnap penalty on offense in 18 minutes.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Commanders have allowed passes of 11, 20, 32, and 20 yards on this drive. They still can't do anything with tight ends.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jameis Winston tackles Cam Skattebo
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50-yard touchdown comes off the board because your receiver can't get lined up correctly.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GREAT JOB MARCUS
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SONNY STYLES
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely hilarious play by Mateer
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man it's so messed up that after all that Holly Rowe has to go out there and interview Arch Manning and be professional about it
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spike the freaking football!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee QB keeps walking into sacks
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How Early are we talking about here
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stranding runners doesn't bother me. We're all stranded on this rock hurtling through space until we die. We all will be forgotten. Rece Hinds, no sunglasses ass, strike out six times. I don't give a fuck.
Nihilist Alby's
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike traded FOR that guy.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still not gonna pinch hit
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This game has to end with rece getting to five strikeouts
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good for you Beavs
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunday is probably getting rained out, so this is likely our last inning to get the record. I need the worst inning of defense you have ever played.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure why Heston Kjerstad is on the roster if he's not going to play in any of the four doubleheader games Wednesday and Friday
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rece Hinds you are pissing me off.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leody GIDP soon
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With unearned run #88, the Orioles have tied the 2025 Colorado Rockies, who lost 119 games.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jfc
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