Reposted by Gef the Mollygoosephil @philjamesson.com · 4has always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 313685483
Reposted by Gef the MollygoosePeter Austin @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social · 2hWeird new addition to the menu at my local chippy... 071
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 23hMe, if I was a contestant, admitting that I ate my demonstration iced gems before the challenge was announced. #GBBO 0172
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseDavid @localghost.bsky.social · 11hDr Who is definitionally the opposite of a Hollywood studio output. Real heads know all the good stuff was filmed in an abandoned quarry somewhere with a bunch of classically trained theatre actors hamming it up 1511717
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 10hIts fun watching the entertainment industry crumble before my eyes. Its hard to get your foot in the door of a house that's on fire 000
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseDanie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 11hA little reminder that the Doctor has spent multiple lifetimes, battling evil world-challenging robots, in a whole variety of guises. Take this shit, and fucking shove it. 1026362
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12760351438
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :( 9845192
Reposted by Gef the MollygoosePaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE RAF FAIRFORD INVESTIGATION: Five men have been released on bail. WHAT WE DON'T KNOW: Anything else, including everything that assorted racist fuckwads seem to think they know. WHAT WE MAY NEVER KNOW: What makes Marco Rubio such a creepy, insufferable prick. 1367
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.” 81788189
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseThe Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My date with Angelina Jolie shelved due to calendar issues. 06510
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseMalcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Over 'being shit' concerns. 1196
Reposted by Gef the Mollygoosegeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman 731550
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For all we know at the moment, the 5 men arrested near RAF Fairford might have been on a stag night. But the wild claims by Trump and Rubio suggest that, if they'd been apprehended in the US, they would have been denied due process. I hope our government tells them to butt out of our justice system. 901294260
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641234362
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't. 151816433
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here. 441424256
Reposted by Gef the Mollygoosejoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple 322897471
Reposted by Gef the MollygoosePeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump clearly saw the Fairford story developing and decided to fabricate a story with him at the centre. That's worrying enough, but watching politicians on both sides of the Atlantic indulge his fantasy is even even worse. 825278
Reposted by Gef the Mollygoose👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging 2929688
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseKorlis @korl.is · 28/09/2026this is as convincing as when I claim to be already working on that obviously unread email in the team inbox 051
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Streeting is such a sleezeball, even if the farmer doesn't know all the facts she was more on the ball than the base's security. Him saying this just feels condescending 000
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Literally the only reason I've heard this song is because BBC Radio 2 played it on repeat 000
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 23966354
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892853054
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching #wisdomofthecrowd with bafflement because of how insulting it is to our intelligence. That head-rolling animation alone shouldn't have made it to the edit 000
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know intellectually that the celebrity currently dancing on Strictly is not Joel Dommett, and yet, and yet 1102
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Love it when a youtuber considers 24 hours to be a suitable waiting period before making their thumbnail a spoiler for this week's #DragRaceUK elimination. Thanks for the spoiler guy, not everyone is immediately available to see the episode 010
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I need to prepare to fight for LOST's honour because 1. No the ending isn't bad just because you heard it out of context 2. Its the characters you're meant to care about not solving all the mysteries 3. Even if you personally hated it, doesn't mean it wasn't successful or popular or influentialstatic.klipy.comLost TV Show: Jack Shephard & John Locke at The HatchALT: Lost TV Show: Jack Shephard & John Locke at The Hatch 121
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseMicah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026you cannot make me have an opinion on iced coffee in a job interview I am free of this discourse and so it shall remain 2668226
Reposted by Gef the Mollygoosedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12971071692
Reposted by Gef the Mollygooseleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356151268
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026On Bake Off one of the contestants said ‘who doesn’t like trifle?’ Well I don’t. It’s me. Trifle is far too many different types of wet. How is soggy sponge enjoyable? Trifle is a cross section of damp textures. Can we just stop it. 11525
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseDaniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 23/09/2026Very tiny or bloody massive mics are the only options apparently. Now THIS is a mic. 051
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseAndrew Sharpe 🏴|🇪🇺 @andrew.sharpe.scot · 23/09/2026When will he be arrested? 1913155
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@jackbern.bsky.social Genuinely just got an advert for an actual metal detector brand on the most recent People's Podcast - which feels like a highly specific read on the entire TM fanbase 010
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I kind of love this technical - I've always said 'how can you know what you're making if you haven't seen it?' And now they've done the exact opposite #GBBO 010
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bet Trump's team are desperately trawling camera and microphone subreddits trying to find the best recommendations like a 14 year old trying to set up a youtube channel for their letsplays 010
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer. 34445102
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Really basic but Portal (back in the heady days of 2016) 000
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Them doing Rupert Everett as Miss Fritton is Alastair Sim erasure #DragRaceUK 110
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm just amazed Iain Stirling is in the US Traitors before UK Traitors #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS 000
Reposted by Gef the MollygooseHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/09/2026This only ends one way 815215
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Please, your Holiness... my slime... he's very sick... 000
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm so sick and tired of #Newsnight doing roundtable discussions of the latest AI Marketing Magic Box Nonsense 000
Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I immediately knew what they meant by Gleeking because I googled it about a month ago after accidentally doing it while yawning and going 'wtf was that?' #Taskmaster 010