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Gef the Mollygoose

@gefthemongoose.bsky.social
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Lives in your walls she/her, British, aromantic asexual

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phil @philjamesson.com · 4h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Peter Austin @thatpeteraustin.bsky.social · 2h
Weird new addition to the menu at my local chippy...
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 5h
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 23h
Me, if I was a contestant, admitting that I ate my demonstration iced gems before the challenge was announced. #GBBO
Ralph Wiggum with his hand up
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David @localghost.bsky.social · 11h
Dr Who is definitionally the opposite of a Hollywood studio output. Real heads know all the good stuff was filmed in an abandoned quarry somewhere with a bunch of classically trained theatre actors hamming it up
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 10h
Its fun watching the entertainment industry crumble before my eyes. Its hard to get your foot in the door of a house that's on fire
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 11h
A little reminder that the Doctor has spent multiple lifetimes, battling evil world-challenging robots, in a whole variety of guises. Take this shit, and fucking shove it.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :(
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE RAF FAIRFORD INVESTIGATION: Five men have been released on bail. WHAT WE DON'T KNOW: Anything else, including everything that assorted racist fuckwads seem to think they know. WHAT WE MAY NEVER KNOW: What makes Marco Rubio such a creepy, insufferable prick.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My date with Angelina Jolie shelved due to calendar issues.
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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Over 'being shit' concerns.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For all we know at the moment, the 5 men arrested near RAF Fairford might have been on a stag night. But the wild claims by Trump and Rubio suggest that, if they'd been apprehended in the US, they would have been denied due process. I hope our government tells them to butt out of our justice system.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump clearly saw the Fairford story developing and decided to fabricate a story with him at the centre. That's worrying enough, but watching politicians on both sides of the Atlantic indulge his fantasy is even even worse.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Korlis @korl.is · 28/09/2026
this is as convincing as when I claim to be already working on that obviously unread email in the team inbox
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Streeting is such a sleezeball, even if the farmer doesn't know all the facts she was more on the ball than the base's security. Him saying this just feels condescending
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally the only reason I've heard this song is because BBC Radio 2 played it on repeat
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching #wisdomofthecrowd with bafflement because of how insulting it is to our intelligence. That head-rolling animation alone shouldn't have made it to the edit
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's my favourite already #Strictly
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know intellectually that the celebrity currently dancing on Strictly is not Joel Dommett, and yet, and yet
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love it when a youtuber considers 24 hours to be a suitable waiting period before making their thumbnail a spoiler for this week's #DragRaceUK elimination. Thanks for the spoiler guy, not everyone is immediately available to see the episode
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to prepare to fight for LOST's honour because 1. No the ending isn't bad just because you heard it out of context 2. Its the characters you're meant to care about not solving all the mysteries 3. Even if you personally hated it, doesn't mean it wasn't successful or popular or influential
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Lost TV Show: Jack Shephard & John Locke at The Hatch
ALT: Lost TV Show: Jack Shephard & John Locke at The Hatch
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/09/2026
you cannot make me have an opinion on iced coffee in a job interview I am free of this discourse and so it shall remain
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On Bake Off one of the contestants said ‘who doesn’t like trifle?’ Well I don’t. It’s me. Trifle is far too many different types of wet. How is soggy sponge enjoyable? Trifle is a cross section of damp textures. Can we just stop it.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 23/09/2026
Very tiny or bloody massive mics are the only options apparently. Now THIS is a mic.
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Andrew Sharpe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿|🇪🇺 @andrew.sharpe.scot · 23/09/2026
When will he be arrested?
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@jackbern.bsky.social Genuinely just got an advert for an actual metal detector brand on the most recent People's Podcast - which feels like a highly specific read on the entire TM fanbase
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I kind of love this technical - I've always said 'how can you know what you're making if you haven't seen it?' And now they've done the exact opposite #GBBO
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bet Trump's team are desperately trawling camera and microphone subreddits trying to find the best recommendations like a 14 year old trying to set up a youtube channel for their letsplays
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really basic but Portal (back in the heady days of 2016)
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Them doing Rupert Everett as Miss Fritton is Alastair Sim erasure #DragRaceUK
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm just amazed Iain Stirling is in the US Traitors before UK Traitors #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/09/2026
This only ends one way
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please, your Holiness... my slime... he's very sick...
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Tetchywayo @tetchywayo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so sick and tired of #Newsnight doing roundtable discussions of the latest AI Marketing Magic Box Nonsense
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I immediately knew what they meant by Gleeking because I googled it about a month ago after accidentally doing it while yawning and going 'wtf was that?' #Taskmaster
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